Is it that obvious?

19 Oct 2006

I've just spent about 45 minutes lovely minutes sitting in Tyre Spot in Newcastle getting four new tyres fitted to my car.. it would appear that most of the male talent in Newcastle either works there or was in there being serviced (giggle) at the same time as me wink

I think I sat there with my mouth open for at least 40 of the 45 minutes it took them to fit my tyres.. :shock:
Do you know when someone's after you? Men with women, men with men, women with men and women with women... I can usually tell with a bloke but the whole women thing goes right over my head - I guess my Heterodar is out of date... how about you guys - is it obvious to you when someone wants ya? lol

19 Oct 2006

wish i could be of some help.....but i never get the signs....if a woman was standing naked in front of me and said she wanted me.....i would still look behind me just to make sure she wasn't talking to someone else!

19 Oct 2006

Quote by da69ve
wish i could be of some help.....but i never get the signs....if a woman was standing naked in front of me and said she wanted me.....i would still look behind me just to make sure she wasn't talking to someone else!

We can practice.... very soon :twisted:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by da69ve
wish i could be of some help.....but i never get the signs....if a woman was standing naked in front of me and said she wanted me.....i would still look behind me just to make sure she wasn't talking to someone else!

me to i'm afraid, I don't even get the big signs that are floating above people's head saying shag me now (or words to that effect) lol

19 Oct 2006

I spent an a short while in a trendy cocktail bar near me recently. Very cute girl behind the bar...friend talking waffle (albeit amusing waffle) to somebody else, which I'm listening in to. Girl gets me a drink. Girl mentions that she hasn't seen me there before..I respond that it's my first time...and continue to listen to friends conversation. Girl asks where I usually drink, I say "all over the place, London mainly"...and crane my neck back to friends conversation. Girl mentions that she often does the same and asks where I'm going later. I respond "dunno" and listen again to my friends conversation. Girl wanders off.
On leaving, I mention how cute said girl was. "Then why did you all but ignore her when she tried to hit on you", responds friend. The penny drops and I feel extremely stupid.
So...no, unless smacked upside the head I have no clue most of the time when someones hitting on me...

19 Oct 2006

A 'treny' cocktail bar? Are you sure it was a 'girl'? :rascal:
wink

19 Oct 2006

19 Oct 2006

Have to admit, I can never tell either. With me being a person who talks and laughs with everyone i never can tell the difference if someone wants me or is just being friendly lol

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
obvious to you when someone wants ya?

No not obvious to me :cry:
But you know me reading stuff wrong :lol:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
... is it obvious to you ...

It is obvious that you fantasise too much rolleyes

19 Oct 2006

Quote by PoloLady
... is it obvious to you ...

It is obvious that you fantasise too much rolleyes

Oh, you got my message then lol

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
... is it obvious to you ...

It is obvious that you fantasise too much rolleyes

Oh, you got my message then lol

Only the one about dog biscuits in the car dunno

19 Oct 2006

Hi bloke,
Think it comes down to the whole primitive part of the brain thing with attraction. With females attracted to males it usually involves preening jestures like touching the hair or moisurising the lips with the tounge, another good indicator is looking in the direction their feet are pointing, if they are in your direction whilst they are speaking to you, chances are they fancy you wink

men to women generally gesticulate by fanning, or making themselves bigger or more physical, puffing the chest out or peacocking (holding the hands to the sides in a wide stance) or blocking other males way toward females are all good indicators, the old hand on her arse is also a good one in this instance lol

men to men is far more tricky, as this involves (AND THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY,SHAPE OR FORM BLOKE 2005) a type of behaiviour which is less instinctive within human species. the only real way to tell i suppose in this insatance is to look out for eye contact of longer than 5 seconds (which is thought to be used only in aggressive or sexual instances). If you look away and then look back and the other person (be it male/female or male/male) has done the same then there is thought tobe genuine sexual interest even if in just a momentary passing fancy (or he might be undresing you with his eyes blokey :lol: )
hope this helps mate :shock:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by steanrachy
men to men is far more tricky, as this involves (AND THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY,SHAPE OR FORM BLOKE 2005) a type of behaiviour which is less instinctive within human species. the only real way to tell i suppose in this insatance is to look out for eye contact of longer than 5 seconds (which is thought to be used only in aggressive or sexual instances). If you look away and then look back and the other person (be it male/female or male/male) has done the same then there is thought tobe genuine sexual interest even if in just a momentary passing fancy (or he might be undresing you with his eyes blokey )
hope this helps mate :shock:

Great post :thumbup:
Now you see I can spot it... even when a straight guys flirts as a joke, I know that it's a joke... da69ve does it all the time (he wants me!).. amongst others :lol: It's when they start the 'no way... never.... yuk' bollox that it becomes even more obvious that they want some sausage...
Sorry - I was gonna type more but my fingers are all stuck together with glasses and glitter right now confused

PS: The dog biscuits have gone wink

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
men to men is far more tricky, as this involves (AND THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY,SHAPE OR FORM BLOKE 2005) a type of behaiviour which is less instinctive within human species. the only real way to tell i suppose in this insatance is to look out for eye contact of longer than 5 seconds (which is thought to be used only in aggressive or sexual instances). If you look away and then look back and the other person (be it male/female or male/male) has done the same then there is thought tobe genuine sexual interest even if in just a momentary passing fancy (or he might be undresing you with his eyes blokey )
hope this helps mate :shock:

Great post :thumbup:
Now you see I can spot it... even when a straight guys flirts as a joke, I know that it's a joke... da69ve does it all the time (he wants me!).. amongst others :lol: It's when they start the 'no way... never.... yuk' bollox that it becomes even more obvious that they want some sausage...
Sorry - I was gonna type more but my fingers are all stuck together with glasses and glitter right now confused

PS: The dog biscuits have gone wink

well i'm making sure i've got very dark sunglasses on when we meet this weekend!

19 Oct 2006

Quote by da69ve
well i'm making sure i've got very dark sunglasses on when we meet this weekend!

And I am sure they will protect you lol

:lol: :lol:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by PoloLady

well i'm making sure i've got very dark sunglasses on when we meet this weekend!

And I am sure they will protect you lol

:lol: :lol:
nah...the five pairs of underwear and two pairs of jeans.....they will protect me! :lol:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by da69ve

well i'm making sure i've got very dark sunglasses on when we meet this weekend!

And I am sure they will protect you lol

:lol: :lol:
nah...the five pairs of underwear and two pairs of jeans.....they will protect me! :lol:
He likes a challenge wink

19 Oct 2006

It will be like 'pass the parcel' rotflmao

19 Oct 2006

Quote by PoloLady
It will be like 'pass the parcel'

They used to have to get two parcels when I was a kid apparently... one for the winner and one for me... dreadful I know confused

But I do like to claim my prize... :twisted:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Sorry - I was gonna type more but my fingers are all stuck together with glasses and glitter right now

You are SO Gay!!
wink

19 Oct 2006

Quote by the_Laird
You are SO Gay!!

You want Bloke, don't you Lairdy??!! lol

Fee
XX

19 Oct 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
You are SO Gay!!

You want Bloke, don't you Lairdy??!! lol

Fee
XX
I don't know about Lairdy wanting Bloke - but I want them to have each other! silly

hwoar:
:lol2:

19 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
I don't know about Lairdy wanting Bloke - but I want them to have each other! hwoar:
:lol2:

Oh so do I!!! :twisted:
And I really want to watch :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX

19 Oct 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I don't know about Lairdy wanting Bloke - but I want them to have each other! hwoar:
:lol2:

Oh so do I!!! :twisted:
And I really want to watch :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX
That was my plan too... we can just sit next to each other and watch! :rascal:
wink

19 Oct 2006

Bloke, two things that are great signs for me (and I do too when flirting) is long held eye contact as has been mentioned and touching, just the arm or knee fleetingly but enough to make a closer contact. Eyes have to be it for me, I love to have eyes boring into me....mmm...so sexy
pink x

19 Oct 2006

All these avatars with eyes in them! It's like being in freakin Specsavers! :shock:
I'm usually good at reading body language but I find guys are generally crap at giving out and reading signals. rolleyes

When me and my ex first got together I practically had to strip him and give him a blow job before he got the message. Men! :roll:

20 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
When me and my ex first got together I practically had to strip him and give him a blow job before he got the message. Men!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My first wife more or less forced the front door open, she came to "return something to me", and I was going to bed. Her efforts paid off mutually.