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is it that time of year ??

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Dont know about you guys, but over the last 2 weeks or so weve been getting about two or three pms a day from members we dont know , all one liners , all saying things like "fwoorr great ass" , or "wouldnt mind being stuck up that babe".WTFs goin on , this hasn`t happened before , who are these people ?? what ever happened to nice comments and compliments??(and no , im not fishing for any) . We are not generally whingers and we do expect a few "sad" pms ,but recently its become an epedemic . Please stop , or at least make an effort yeh! ! Whinge over ....
And they haven't even broken up from school yet!
Yep - me too. How annoying... and how tempting it is to just zap them seeing as I've got magic buttons - but I don't unless others complain too confused
There's been loads in the last couple of weeks - so much so that I've changed my avatar today to something totally (hopefully :shock: ) non-sexual, and have even changed the "interests" bit of my profile to tell people not to send me uninvited PMs.
I do wish people would think before they waste people's time.
OK whinge over lol
just put the trash in the trash can
but if they do make the effort and you are still not interested
tell them so
there are to many people that don't appreciate the effort confused :?
perhaps thats why people are only posting 1 line ads dunno
by the way you have a very nice bum
Quit whining! I've had none sad
...nobody likes me, everybody hates, going down the garden to eat some worms....
Hummm I am currently re-doing my ad, Do you think I should get more response if I advertise as "young single female seeks?" ps I am a lesbian trapped in a male body !
Quote by little gem
Phwoar nice ass! Fancy a shag?
lol ;)

Let me just finish my tea and i'll be right over :lol:
Or as the more up market man would say....
"Would you fancy a night of passionate love-making under the stars?"
How many of them have you had? lol
<pah> Finishing your tea and coming over! confused Hmmmph.
I only do instant shags. I call them the pot noodlers, instant, usually cost you more than it should, tastes awful and has about as much satisfaction value as a piece of soggy cardboard.
kiss
Gem. x
Quote by ken065
just put the trash in the trash can
but if they do make the effort and you are still not interested
tell them so
there are to many people that don't appreciate the effort confused :?
perhaps thats why people are only posting 1 line ads dunno
by the way you have a very nice bum
I ( we ) do appreciate it when people make an effort and always say so , i dont think these pms are coming from people who at one time or another have been blanked after sending a nice messege . And thankyou for your kind complement ken smile
Quote by little gem
Phwoar nice ass! Fancy a shag?
lol ;)
redface surprisedops: Erm,,,,ok wink
Hornyred n dino, thought you'd never say yes! lol I'll be over in a jiffy! biggrin See one line fancy a shag lines work! Yay!
:smug:
But I don't think that was the point of this thread was it? :confused2: dunno
Quote by bigDewi69
Or as the more up market man would say....
"Would you fancy a night of passionate love-making under the stars?"

<swoon>:inlove:
Can I have one like that from you please bigDewi?
Can you just make sure it's not a heavy star cos I don't think I want to be making love under sly stallone! :lol: ;)
Quote by hornyred and dino
all one liners , all saying things like "fwoorr great ass"
:cry: We never get those.
I get them all the time!!!
I usually foloow them up with "t/y" which is suffient and the genuine ones try to engage in conversation , the non genuine ones dissapear never to be seen again
Ii've been innundated too ... at least 2/3 a day.
It is very flattering don't get me wrong but I'd never dream of writing to someone saying
great set of tits, do you wanna meet me and a mate soon?

or
have seen your avatar (inevitably spelt wrong) /or pics site. Do you accommodate?

More recently ....
Couldn't find your ad number and you aren't listed in the adverts ~ does this mean you don't meet single males too?

mad :x :x :x
I've had to give up replying to crass one liners because they do make me mad... anyone who adds a half decent conversation afterwards always gets a reply.
C x
Quote by northwest-cpl
all one liners , all saying things like "fwoorr great ass"
:cry: We never get those.
aaawwwwwwwwww :therethere: for what it's worth, i love a rhino in a thong! :twisted:
now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to check my inbox for all the crass fancy a shag one liners . . . . . .
ok . . well . . . uuummmm . . . i'm back now! sad
neil x x x x :P
Nope, I've not had any one liners for ages :bounce:
But then I hardly have any pms at all sad
Dawn :silly:
Quote by little gem
<swoon>:inlove:
Can I have one like that from you please bigDewi?
Can you just make sure it's not a heavy star cos I don't think I want to be making love under sly stallone! lol ;)

If you want to make love under a star I can go on top cool wink
:rascal:
Quote by Sexysteph
Nope, I've not had any one liners for ages :bounce:
But then I hardly have any pms at all sad
Dawn :silly:

Careful Dawn Red might be reading this and thinking about next PM of the week wink
Be pointless with my exams looming Steph because I would deleted every one of the little buggers lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Nope, I've not had any one liners for ages :bounce:
But then I hardly have any pms at all sad
Dawn :silly:

Dawn just sent you twenty six one liners, makes up a whole paragraph.
John wink
ps Wish I could think of twenty six lines of text.
kiss
Quote by Horous
Dawn just sent you twenty six one liners, makes up a whole paragraph.
John wink
ps Wish I could think of twenty six lines of text.
kiss

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Naughty Man mad
lol
oooppsss!!!!
I feel kinda guilty cos i commented on your pic, and one under the fem bums thread, but i aint sent any pm's, an i aint a pervy wierdo one liner freak boy, but they are good pics yeah!!!!! lol :shock:
and ime a new boy redface
Quote by marktheminx
oooppsss!!!!
I feel kinda guilty cos i commented on your pic, and one under the fem bums thread, but i aint sent any pm's, an i aint a pervy wierdo one liner freak boy, but they are good pics yeah!!!!! lol :shock:
and ime a new boy redface
no , thats not what im gettin at , bums on a bums thread are there to be commented on and the comments arnt " wouldnt half like to be hangin outa that babe " type thing . you paid a complement and for that i thank you . Its the pervy one line pm`s from strangers i hate . btw , nice torso pic mark wink :wink:
why thankyou, i took you advice and it seems to have worked lol
I couldn't do that anyway, ime from the old school of gentalmanrey wink
mtm
xXx
no ones asked to pop my bubble :cry:
top arse tandn , wouldnt mind poppin a few o them bubbles :P :P :P
awww ty
only with your teeth mind
How strange , since i put up this post the nasty, pervy one liner pm`s seemed to have stopped ,,,Spooky eh confused :? :?
Quote by hornyred and dino
How strange , since i put up this post the nasty, pervy one liner pm`s seemed to have stopped ,,,Spooky eh confused :? :?

Could that be that like me the are enthralled by your avatar?
John
wink :wink: :wink: