Is maz addicted to the forum?????

is maz addicted to SH forum??

13 Jul 2006

Hi den here, very worried about my beautiful girlfriend maz!!
i tend to be worried about her anyway in case she forgets to get dressed in the morning, or forgets the need to breathe in after breathing out! However, i am becoming increasingly worried by the amount of time she spends/wastes on this forum!!!
I have noticed a definite down turn in the standard of meals prepared for me, and she only grunts at me if i try to speak to her while she is on here!!
Can i have her banned, or anyone know where she can get professional help??
kiss me, you must know? you seem to be part of the problem,lol!!!!
Love Den ( hungry, neglected, but still pretty hot!) xxx

13 Jul 2006

how about you send her down to the northeast... I can show how much fun can be had off the forum and she will no doubt return ready and willing to cook and clean in much the same way as she did before - I promise. lol

basically if she doesn't she will have a massive grin on her face and so will I - jobs' a good 'un :thumbup: .

13 Jul 2006

you promise thats going to work??
if so then i will drop her off later, but i want her back at some point!! so dont be wearing that little tartan skirt in your pics or she might never want to come back!!, my tartan skirt in our pics not so hot,lol!!!

13 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
you promise thats going to work??
if so then i will drop her off later, but i want her back at some point!! so dont be wearing that little tartan skirt in your pics or she might never want to come back!!, my tartan skirt in our pics not so hot,lol!!!

I can't promise but I guarantee that the topic of conversation will be different for a while....
I can promise that the tartan skirt won't be worn..... I have other items of clothing that look much much better....... so let me know when she is on her way... I live fairly close to the train station and it is a straight thru' train from edinburgh... I can begin sorting all your worries out in about 3 hours..... wink