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Is the female orgasm a myth?

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Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
Quote by Glasgowfella
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
WHAT!!!!!!!! and lose my long running bet with cliff richard as to who can go the longest without sex? NO WAY
Quote by Glasgowfella
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
WHAT!!!!!!!! and lose my long running bet with cliff richard as to who can go the longest without sex? NO WAY
give up on that one...you have already lost, pay up and get in the swing. wink
OK OK you win
LOL
Right im going for a haircut so you lot play nice now ok?
Quote by SauciSpouse
Well then I enjoy myths redface

i dont mind myths
it's fog i cant bare rolleyes
Quote by teppic
Well then I enjoy myths redface

i dont mind myths
it's fog i cant bare rolleyes
tuts :roll:
Quote by teppic
Well then I enjoy myths redface

i dont mind myths
it's fog i cant bare rolleyes
I always liked myths, but thythics was my favourite.
Quote by marmalaid
Well then I enjoy myths redface

i dont mind myths
it's fog i cant bare rolleyes
I always liked myths, but thythics was my favourite.
and i suppose you like a good thing thong ath well :roll:
Quote by icklesausage
Absolutely no such thing! Squirtings also a myth!

Oh i must disagree i often squirt ketchup on my chips, and more often than not all over the table and carpet
Quote by Glasgowfella
Absolutely no such thing! Squirtings also a myth!

Oh i must disagree i often squirt ketchup on my chips, and more often than not all over the table and carpet
why does this not suprise me one bit rolleyes
Quote by teppic
Absolutely no such thing! Squirtings also a myth!

Oh i must disagree i often squirt ketchup on my chips, and more often than not all over the table and carpet
why does this not suprise me one bit rolleyes
Because you are a scholar and very intelligent?
Quote by Glasgowfella
Absolutely no such thing! Squirtings also a myth!

Oh i must disagree i often squirt ketchup on my chips, and more often than not all over the table and carpet
why does this not suprise me one bit rolleyes
Because you are a scholar and very intelligent?
i have been called many things, but those were never mentioned before... :shock:
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers wink
Quote by debz4u
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers wink

Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:
Quote by Glasgowfella
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers wink

Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:.
awww bless you need more violins than that .
trying to get sympathy shags dont work on here :cry: :cry:
Quote by debz4u
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers wink

Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:.
awww bless you need more violins than that .
trying to get sympathy shags dont work on here :cry: :cry:
LOL perish the thought i just wanted to be called lambchops or something and have a lot of awwwwwwws put my way
Blymey all these years of trying to make women orgasm and all i had to do was stick my warm moist finger in her ear lol
As a fella, you will never know for sure. will ya?
Quote by Valton
As a fella, you will never know for sure. will ya?

Hmm no thats kinda why im asking, but i might be reincarnated as a female!!
i must be a little different to some women
i had 24 orgasms last weekend i can t help squirting now i think it is my age but i love having sex and feeling like a woman
Hiya Lambchops ! kiss
I hope your feet get better soon ! and you get a bonk ! We wont tell cliff .......... he is too busy making his new christmas single anyway :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Hiya Lambchops ! kiss
I hope your feet get better soon ! and you get a bonk ! We wont tell cliff .......... he is too busy making his new christmas single anyway :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks Sam ive come over all fluffy now, and i bet cliffs too busy tasting wine lol
Lambchop,
I have to ask ............... is that your belly ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am only asking what everyone wants to know but is too scared to ask lol
Quote by blonde
Lambchop,
I have to ask ............... is that your belly ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am only asking what everyone wants to know but is too scared to ask lol

No lol but its pretty darn close, theres a good medical reason for it tho its a glandular problem
i have this gland that makes me a fat greedy git
Lambchop,
It just makes you cuddly !! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Lambchop,
It just makes you cuddly !! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Youre so sweet
Do you owe me money? LOL
Quote by Glasgowfella
Lambchop,
It just makes you cuddly !! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Youre so sweet
Do you owe me money? LOL
Nope Lambchop !!!!!!!!!!!!! U owe me :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx