Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
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Quote by Glasgowfella
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
WHAT!!!!!!!! and lose my long running bet with cliff richard as to who can go the longest without sex? NO WAY
Quote by Glasgowfella
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
WHAT!!!!!!!! and lose my long running bet with cliff richard as to who can go the longest without sex? NO WAY
give up on that one...you have already lost, pay up and get in the swing.
Quote by Glasgowfella
Absolutely no such thing! Squirtings also a myth!
Oh i must disagree i often squirt ketchup on my chips, and more often than not all over the table and carpet
why does this not suprise me one bit
Because you are a scholar and very intelligent?
i have been called many things, but those were never mentioned before... :shock:
Quote by Glasgowfella
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers
Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:.
awww bless you need more violins than that .
trying to get sympathy shags dont work on here :cry: :cry:
Quote by debz4u
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers
Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:.
awww bless you need more violins than that .
trying to get sympathy shags dont work on here :cry: :cry:
LOL perish the thought i just wanted to be called lambchops or something and have a lot of awwwwwwws put my way
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As a fella, you will never know for sure. will ya?
Quote by blonde
Lambchop,
I have to ask ............... is that your belly ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am only asking what everyone wants to know but is too scared to ask
No lol but its pretty darn close, theres a good medical reason for it tho its a glandular problem
i have this gland that makes me a fat greedy git