Is there a middle stage to sex???

13 Apr 2005

ok a conversation started in jest... The beginning of sex. mmmm touching, nibbling teasing.. the end of sex OMG!!!! pretty clear cut stuff really ..but??? where and what is the "middle" bit... does it exist? Its a conversation that I've been laughing and disagreeing at for about 30 mins now on msn.. Just thought I'd throw it open and ask for your comments!!! anything welcomed, I may nick all the best lines tho and pass them off as my own thoughts! hehehe

13 Apr 2005

maybe when you need to change the cd or film as it has finished.
Or even when you wake up and realise it was a dream and have to finish it off yourself?
BB :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Middle sex (oh the horrible jokes I make) is the part where you do all the hard work, it can last from 2 minutes to 2 hours.
Although come to think about it, the middle part of sex is actually having sex itself, hence middle sex is sex.

13 Apr 2005

Isn't the middle bit where you switch round and swap partners? rolleyes

13 Apr 2005

well that beats the definition i was given.. The its the bit where you move it about a bit stage! rolleyes

IT was a SHORT conversation that one! tongue in cheek or not! hehehe

13 Apr 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Isn't the middle bit where you switch round

That's half time lol

13 Apr 2005

But I thought Middlesex got swallowed up (mmm..yummy!!) into other administrative areas some years ago (excuse my pathetic political/geological knowledge).

13 Apr 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Isn't the middle bit where you switch round and swap partners?

Like half time at a football match?
John
wink

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Like half time at a football match?
John

Yes, that's when you change ends lol

13 Apr 2005

Middle sex is the bit when one partner gets on top of the other, isn't it? Before penetration commences? Oh, hang on, that is foreplay, innit?

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Middle sex is the bit when one partner gets on top of the other, isn't it? Before penetration commences? Oh, hang on, that is foreplay, innit?

Foreplay must cum before Middle Sex, so we are no further forward.
John
wink

PS I like foreplay.
redface

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
[PS I like foreplay.

Horous
you carry on being suggestive like that, I am definitely going to have to ask for a private viewing - simply peeking will not suffice anymore

13 Apr 2005

Would be my pleasure.
John
wink

13 Apr 2005

The middle bit is where you get a stitch and have to take a breather!!

13 Apr 2005

Quote by da69ve
The middle bit is where you get a stitch and have to take a breather!!

yep da69ve aint far wrong, at our age thats Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday were ready to finish by Friday

13 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
The middle bit is where you get a stitch and have to take a breather!!

yep da69ve aint far wrong, at our age thats Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday were ready to finish by Friday
well bloody hell you old bloody farts.................... i am a 8 day person!. biggrin

.but i have to take a lot of inhalers...........if only me old men could keep up! sigh
Debs dreams away into fantasies land rolleyes

13 Apr 2005

Isnt that where you both take a breather light a cig, then decide whether the room needs re-decorating before one of you has to check the what colour the ceiling needs painting?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

13 Apr 2005

i thought it's when you go for a drink of water, figure out where u flung the remaining condoms and/or take a quick trip to the loo.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
i thought it's when you go for a drink of water, figure out where u flung the remaining condoms and/or take a quick trip to the loo.

when we do take a brake .........we think of all you young ones...........and hoping that one day you will live long enough to experience what good sex is all about!!

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
i thought it's when you go for a drink of water, figure out where u flung the remaining condoms and/or take a quick trip to the loo.

when we do take a brake .........we think of all you young ones...........and hoping that one day you will live long enough to experience what good sex is all about!!
oi,
we're not that young!!
(but always willing to be taught wink

)

13 Apr 2005

I know the middle part, thats when you ask your partner to remind you what her (or his) name is again. you get a slap, but not as big a slap as the one you would get if you called her the wrong name.

14 Apr 2005

whats with all the conversation.....its easy...middle of sex is ..... E
do I win a prize !!!

14 Apr 2005

middle stage ?
thought it was fore play
sorry ive cum
roll off ,roll over snore
LOL

14 Apr 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
I know the middle part, thats when you ask your partner to remind you what her (or his) name is again. you get a slap, but not as big a slap as the one you would get if you called her the wrong name.

isn't that the same as the rodeo postition of taking her from behind taken hold and calling the lady present your ex's name! :shock:
Hold on and enjoy the ride :twisted: