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Is there a perfect Swing Club Anywhere?

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If you haven't visited a Club, please don't respond to this thread - but if you have !!...........
We have been to a few Swing Clubs mainly in the NW but also a few abroad and would be interested in hearing other people's views on what makes a great Club?
Can we ask how you rate the following in the Clubs that you go to?
The host/hosts attitude? Are they personable and charming or just business like?
The facilities? How important are sexy facilities like jacuzzi, pool, dungons and such things?
Cleanliness?
Standards of fittings and layout ?- ie does it feel sexy and luxuirious or seedy and tacky.
Alcohol availability? Is this important or are you happy to take your own?
What about the social nature of the Club? Do you go to places where you meet with your type of people or do you like to experience new places and new people?
Further,
What, in your opinion, would make a really great Swing Club?
Thanks, in advance, for your input - it is for good intentioned reasearch purposes.
xx
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Thanks, in advance, for your input - it is for good intentioned reasearch purposes.
xx

would that be "Market research?" of the free variety?
sorry, not done on here peeps, you are more than welcome to ask anything you like, but if its opinions your after, then the custom is that you give yours along with your question dunno
sounds kinda fair to me :shock:
Oh and if you really are building a new club, and not from the NOTW, then we will please have:
1) play room, lockable with internal windows and screen.
2) a very well kitted out dungeon with resident Gimp, (Meaty, job 4 u here lol)
3) a fully stocked bar with free drinks all nite, every nite
4) a huddle of firemen for the ladies (and some of the gents lol )
5) a ward of sexy nurses for the gents (and some of the ladies :lol)
:shock: :shock: :shock: in fact, take a look at the GFZ, just about summs it up really..........
IMHO
:rascal:
for us, as relative newbies... it would hafta be a relaxed environment, friendly staff, friendly peeps... as long as the place is clean, and everyone follows the same rules it's all good... biggrin
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5) a ward of sexy nurses for the gents (and some of the ladies :lol)
:rascal:

Errrr..............you called? wave :giggle:
Quote by Too Hot
What, in your opinion, would make a really great Swing Club?

Great Sex!
Quality cocks attached to bi-males and a few lady-tongues thrown in for good measure.
Quote by Sassy-Seren

5) a ward of sexy nurses for the gents (and some of the ladies :lol)
:rascal:

Errrr..............you called? wave :giggle:
:inlove:
well we love a great web area, big warm pools etc we thought infusions in blackpool had a great wet area, but also friendly staff
Quote by Pete_sw

Thanks, in advance, for your input - it is for good intentioned reasearch purposes.
xx

would that be "Market research?" of the free variety?
sorry, not done on here peeps, you are more than welcome to ask anything you like, but if its opinions your after, then the custom is that you give yours along with your question dunno
sounds kinda fair to me :shock:
Oh and if you really are building a new club, and not from the NOTW, then we will please have:
1) play room, lockable with internal windows and screen.
2) a very well kitted out dungeon with resident Gimp, (Meaty, job 4 u here lol)
3) a fully stocked bar with free drinks all nite, every nite
4) a huddle of firemen for the ladies (and some of the gents lol )
5) a ward of sexy nurses for the gents (and some of the ladies :lol)
:shock: :shock: :shock: in fact, take a look at the GFZ, just about summs it up really..........
IMHO
:rascal:
If carlsberg made swinging clubs :lol:
Have you looked in the reviews for each of the clubs listed in the clubs/parties section?
Ok, I know as a single male visiting a club, most blokes dont really care what the place is like as long as we get a shag, but thats not me and my way of thinking..
Depending on the size and location of the property and running costs, opening a new club can be hard to please everyone, but i recon that some of the main things to keep in mind are things like..
- Friendly staff who are always there to help, and even join in on some occasions as long as there not too busy keeping the place running..
- On nights where single guys are allowed, make an effort to regulate the percentage dont just let them all in for the sake of making money.. (unless its greedy girls)
- Theme nights like fetish, fancy dress, karaoke, strip twister etc...
I agree having extra features like a shower room and pool are great and help people to relax.. I think that for me if i had the money to start a club I would like the end result to be something like you own home, but with elements of a health spa.. run by staff that you can get to know as friends.. with a hotel along side for long distance visitors..
But again, i say the key features are.. Friendly staff, Entertainment/music and a good ballance of visitors..
we have been to many clubs and i have to say the biggest turn off in a club is 'normal' beds, i wount even play in a club with matresses, the though of all that body fluid that soaked in is just to much to cope with :shock:
PVC tpye beds, to me, are a must in a place where lots of people are having sex
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we have been to many clubs and i have to say the biggest turn off in a club is 'normal' beds, i wount even play in a club with matresses, the though of all that body fluid that soaked in is just to much to cope with :shock:
PVC tpye beds, to me, are a must in a place where lots of people are having sex

100% with you on that one :thumbup:
obviously you want to visit a clean club and the staff should be friendly otherwise you wouldnt want to give them your hard earned cash, and having the right facilities (wet area etc) are all paramount to make a decent club, but it's the members who make a good club, a brilliant decorated good facilites club is only ok if you got the right mix of people went to 1 club on a sunday evening on a bi tv nght, there was only 11 people there, it was the best night we had had in a long time, so its not quantity its the right mix of people who are into what your into.