Orgasminator
cream and jam slices , oooh baby come to daddy my beauty
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is this sex food?
Sex God
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Quote by MrsFC
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MrsFC, are you moving away. or towards.
Can't think of my favourite at the mo' but I suppose it depends on my frame of mind at the time and who I'm with.
The short answer to the question is yes, obviously for you. If it makes you hard and your lady moist - then; yes it is
My least favourite is the squirty sort of cream that comes in a tin. If using cream I'd rather make the effort to whip some proper whipping cream. You could argue about spontaneity but I think it's worth the effort.
<suddenly got a yearning for strawberries. They must be sliced and spinkled with very coarse un-refined sugar and eaten from the body of a lady with very sensitive skin>
Dambuster leaves for a quiet lie down in a darkened room
Orgasminator
it was indeed fresh cream all whipped up loveley flaky pastry and strwberry jam, it was a cas im afraid of sex food masturbation as i was alone while i enjoyed it, kept the old trousers on too but it seemed to hit the right spot .
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;-)
Sex God
davej looks at his pork pie :shock: and thinks .....nah I'll just eat it.
Sex God
I rather like scones with jam and cream, but I don't think I will any more.....just in case :shock: 
Orgasminator
all i did was eat it
Sex God
Phew..... I'm glad! 
Hope you enjoyed it!
Hope you enjoyed it!
Orgasminator
Quote by midlandsmale39
all i did was eat it
Thought maybe you'd just seen American Pie and gotten ideas.
Sex God
Quote by davej
davej looks at his pork pie :shock: and thinks .....nah I'll just eat it.
If she's got the Pork Pie and a little smear of mustard on the end of her knife - I'm hers - as long as I get the pie of course. Mercenary ME???
Walt Disney thought spaghetti and meatballs did for dogs!! Why did I just say that??
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
But it MUST BE Dijon
You called?
Oh, err, sorry. I'll go now.
