Is this sexual discrimination?

29 Mar 2005

Women get all kinds of good stuff, don't they?
They get to use all kinds of shaped vibrators.
Even ones with "Ears"
Big ones.
Little ones.
Pulsating ones.
Even 12 volt ones.
What do we blokes get.
A sock with a pissed off wasp in it. :shock:

29 Mar 2005

no-one's stopping the blokes from using the vibrators wink

29 Mar 2005

Am I missing something here? Do men really put socks on their cocks (with or without a wasp in them)?

29 Mar 2005

Last bloke I heard tried to f*** a rampant rabbit it almost bit his bits off!

29 Mar 2005

Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7

29 Mar 2005

But what are you complaining about? You have a cock! The ultimate TOY :P

29 Mar 2005

lol Maia n ms_naughty...much more fun to share my toy tho!

29 Mar 2005

Is there a facility which allows you to send your toy off to someone for temporary fostering?? lol

29 Mar 2005

:shock:
Send you my plaything?! But ..but..but..what would I do with my time??! I mean I'd have to like...er..y'know..do my work...talk to friends....see my family...eugh! No! Sorry can't do it...I'm sure we agree for you to have visiting rights tho....
heheh

29 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Am I missing something here? Do men really put socks on their cocks (with or without a wasp in them)?

I would guess that some do.
It would certainly cut down on the sticky stuff dripping off the ceiling for the rest of the night.

29 Mar 2005

Wow, on the ceiling, huh? That is some talent... I know men who actually can miss my mouth... and it's hardly a moving target confused

29 Mar 2005

The ceiling isn't all that high.
Not if you're sat on the wardrobe at the time, lol

29 Mar 2005

I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it wink

29 Mar 2005

Quote by LordZenx
I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it

I find the nipple adjusters work best for speedy recovery.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Parrot
I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it

I find the nipple adjusters work best for speedy recovery.
Thanks, I better just go and test that with a bit of tweaking wink

29 Mar 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7

A 24 inch cock with a 7 inch girth? :shock:
Now thats a bit much but i'll try if thats you
lol

29 Mar 2005

I don't do 2 digit willies... too scary.. :shock:

29 Mar 2005

Men get the best toys..........pussys!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Well I am surprised at you Parrot, I really am, I just hope this is not the reverse of the dreaded "Penis Envy" that we have heard about by a very rare number of females.

Nothing wrong with a healthy bit of envy, I say :P
It's this penis worship I'm starting to worry about though :shock: :uhoh: :smitten:
worship

:wanker:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Maia
Is there a facility which allows you to send your toy off to someone for temporary fostering??

Not exactly, but you'd be amazed what can be done with a candle making kit ;)
Every woman's dream - you can play with a guy's willy for as long as it maintains your interest, then set fire to it. rotflmao

29 Mar 2005

Judy's posts can have so much scarily convincing common sense in them. Haven't felt a desire to put that dress on yet, but fabulous insights - bravo!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7

I couldn't agree more!!
If I had one I'd never leave the house-be blind as a bat with severe RSI :wanker: