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Is this why the North West has all the fun?

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The North West, particularly Lancashire, has more swinging clubs than any other area of the country. Why is Lancashire so sexy? I've just come across a quote which may provide a clue (or not?). It's from an old guide book to Lancashire, written by Walter Greenwood, author of "Love On The Dole" and other novels.
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"Yorkshire faces the full blast of the easterly wind which may account for the Yorkshire character... The boisterous wind that buffets the land of the Red Rose is born in the tumbling wastes of the Atlantic. A wild, warm, amorous wind wenching with fat clouds and leaving them big with rain which they deliver themselves on the Pennines' westerly slopes."
Mike.
Theres me thinking it was something in the water biggrin
Down here we have less unemployment, less crime, and less fun!
Maybe we are all too busy working! :P wink
Seriously though, our nearest city is very pretty, very clean, and very anal. There are no Arcades (been suggested and squashed) no nightclubs (been suggested and squashed), when someone jokingly put a sign up on a recently vacated McDonalds saying `Ann Summers opening here shortly` the locals went nuts!
We had a comedy club, but the posters they put up advertising comedy nights caused offense. rolleyes
Could you imagine the mayhem if someone tried to open a swinging venue?! :shock:
I do like it down here for various reasons (the milder weather for for a start!) but you can all see why we travel. confused
Venusxxx
All I know is that all us Lancs people are really lucky buggers :twisted: lol
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All I know is that all us Lancs people are really lucky buggers :twisted: lol

I hate you :P
Venusxxx
and so are those of us across the pennines able to occasionally partake of the warm moistness on the other side!!! bolt :P
neil x x x x ;-)
In our pathetic little town there was total uproar when they opened its first sex shop and that was only this year!!!!! :shock:
By that reckoning Merthyr Tydfil should be the swinging club capital of the UK.
I think you'll have to find another explanation mate!
Quote by VenusnMars
when someone jokingly put a sign up on a recently vacated McDonalds saying `Ann Summers opening here shortly` the locals went nuts!

Now there’s an idea.......... a McDonalds in Partners (or Cupids or Liaisons or............) wink wink
Great idea... a quorn burger and a shag all at the same time lol
Quote by MikeNorth
The North West, particularly Lancashire, has more swinging clubs than any other area of the country. Why is Lancashire so sexy? I've just come across a quote which may provide a clue (or not?). It's from an old guide book to Lancashire, written by Walter Greenwood, author of "Love On The Dole" and other novels.
Quote:
"Yorkshire faces the full blast of the easterly wind which may account for the Yorkshire character... The boisterous wind that buffets the land of the Red Rose is born in the tumbling wastes of the Atlantic. A wild, warm, amorous wind wenching with fat clouds and leaving them big with rain which they deliver themselves on the Pennines' westerly slopes."
Mike.

I agree, Iv'e always enjoyed my visits to Manchester even though I don't really like cities. I notice how I always feel more relaxed there than say London or Newcastle (where I'm from originally). Now I know why I feel so good, thanks to Walter Greenwood.
But what's with all the bull theme in Manchester. That's what I want to know? Any significance? Anything to to with being horny? rolleyes
LC
Quote by bluexxx
Great idea... a quorn burger and a shag all at the same time lol

Milk Shake anyone??????? :twisted:
It's called cow parade.
Have a little look:
It's travelled around the world!
Yes I thought they were cows at first! Then I saw some of them had horns! Both Neil and I were wondering as we wandered through downtown manchester post-munch!
I did think however they might have something to do with Boddingtons - the cream of Manchester!
LC wink
Fem_manc-cpl wrote:
It's called cow parade.
Have a little look:
It's travelled around the world!

Thanks fem mc, I love the cows of Manchester, I had no idea they'd been round the world - fascinating website.
Daaaaiiiry interesting!
rolleyes
Mike.
Quote by frogster
when someone jokingly put a sign up on a recently vacated McDonalds saying `Ann Summers opening here shortly` the locals went nuts!

Now there’s an idea.......... a McDonalds in Partners (or Cupids or Liaisons or............) wink wink
would you like to super size that???? lol
Mal
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