i'm not so sure on the advice though? seems a little off beam to me . . .
A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement
oh right. so you'd rather i pissed all over the carpet after 12 pints of stella? duly noted.
A boy must not play with dolls
i'll have you know i've played with some lovely dolls. quite good in bed they we're too. you need to sponge 'em down once in a while to stop 'em getting sticky but it's no big deal.
A boy must always wear thick, white underwear
well yes i take your point. y-fronts it is. phew. i am not gay after all.
Under no circumstances: wrestle in shorts,
erm . . . .
A boy must never cry or pout
what? even at the sad bit in Ghost. shit now i am confused.
A boy must not skip or prance.
now look that's most unfair! i'll have you know some of us did country dancing at primary school cos we shared a changing room with girls in leotards, not because we are latent homo-sexuals.
bollox!
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neil x x x ;-)
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