It aint frozen Lasagne

13 Nov 2004

Contrary to Well Busty Babe's thoughts about the banquet the four course vegetarian menu is:

The Baron's Broth
A hearty broth of vegetables, pearl barley and herbs.
Served with stone ground bread.
The Squire's Hot Pot
Braised rice, tomato, spinach & onion
Flavoured with cheese, basil & nutmeg.
My Lorde's 3rd Remove
Wild mushroom strudel
Served with jacket potato and rustic salad in a French dressing.
The Courte Crumble
Apple & apricot crumble
with elderflower cream

If any of you would prefer this menu over the standard one then please let me know at least one week beforehand. Vegans, diabetics and gluten free diets can also be catered for but again I need to know at least one week beforehand.
Steve

13 Nov 2004

After feeding Vegetarians on the above diet for three weeks, marinate in a combination of soy sauce, ginger, brown sugar and vinegar, overnight in the fridge. Slow roast (40 minutes per 1lb) basting on a regular basis. Serve hot with Egg fried rice and green tea.
Alternatively cover with Fig leaves and garlic cloves, and smoke over hickory, this process will take several days, but after cooking the meat will keep for longer.
If unsure of the smoking process, please refer to the `Jag`s essential SH member cookbook`.
*Please note that all SH vegetarians are free range and have not been genetically modified in any way.
Venusxxx

13 Nov 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Alternatively cover with Fig leaves and garlic cloves, and smoke over hickory, this process will take several days, but after cooking the meat will keep for longer.

That sounds like Greek food. You're obsessed aren't you? rotflmao

If they're female vegetarians can I tenderise 'em before you cook 'em? rolleyes

Steve

13 Nov 2004

Tenderising is a necessity Steve. However, it would be advisable to wear protective clothing before trying to tenderise the likes of Bluexxx :shock:
Me obsessed? Never! *twitch* :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

13 Nov 2004

Steve will there be a Zoroastrian Kosher version available ?

13 Nov 2004

It aint frozen Lasagne <-- Thank god for that, for price expect cooked food at least, hehe rolleyes