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Yep it isnt right...........mrs davej has gawn and done it again, last time she did it we woke up after being in a room with little ventilation all night and found that several strips of wall paper had slid down the walls, the carpets had turned up in the corners, all the mirrors had steamed up and I woke with the side of my face that had been facing her, looking like it had been under a sunbed. All of this despite her sterling efforts prior to going to bed with the electric brush and a tube of Gibbs finest.
Now I'm all for some supper before bed time, some cheese and crackers maybe, but a bag of cheesy doritto's followed by two slices of toast with Marmite ........it aint right!!!
FFS!!........who decided that this stuff could be eaten instead of being used to tar ropes on sailing ships and seal the joints in motorways.....surely none of you like it?
Erm.................. I do actually redface surprisedops: :oops:
Sorry dave hun kiss
Shireen
xxx
I have always LOVED marmite.
Not sure about the cheesy doritos though...
I'm with you Dave!! confused :? :? :? :?
Doritto's mad :x :x :x
Marmite :x :x :x :x :x
Toast :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
You guys can't have any paint left on your doors then.
surely it's not a bedtime food...........jeez the polyester nightie, cardigan and towl thingy round her head is bad enough, I was already going to bed with someone who looks like they could own a local spar shop, but to top it off with marmite?
Hot buttered toast- nothing better
Cheese on toast - great
Dorittos - Didnt they sponser a football team? Who? (genuinely dont know!)
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You guys can't have any paint left on your doors then.
surely it's not a bedtime food...........jeez the polyester nightie, cardigan and towl thingy round her head is bad enough, I was already going to bed with someone who looks like they could own a local spar shop, but to top it off with marmite?

Aw mate the memories!To wake and look adoringly at your life partner as the mists of dawn clear and the suns first light casts its' shadows across her features,laying there adrift in the land of gossamer and fairies,as she gently stirs and runs a sylph -like finger across her lips to savour one last tast of the elixir of life that we know as
Lb wink
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Hot buttered toast- nothing better
Cheese on toast - great
Dorittos - Didnt they sponser a football team? Who? (genuinely dont know!)

Its come to me - Wolves!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm with you Dave!! confused :? :? :? :?
Doritto's mad :x :x :x
Marmite :x :x :x :x :x
Toast :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Love em all !!! Sorry but I do ! :?
Quote by Happy Cats

Dorittos - Didnt they sponser a football team? Who? (genuinely dont know!)

Its come to me - Wolves!!
Yeah, that must be the most ridiculous shirt-sponsoring in the league, apart from when "Chupa-Chups" sponsored Sheffield Wednesday's shirts.
Mike.
godda love it
Quote by MikeNorth

Dorittos - Didnt they sponser a football team? Who? (genuinely dont know!)

Its come to me - Wolves!!
Yeah, that must be the most ridiculous shirt-sponsoring in the league, apart from when "Chupa-Chups" sponsored Sheffield Wednesday's shirts.
Mike.
can I just say we have moved on now....we are now sponsored by Chaucler...or something like that.....
in the end if you got the money we at the wolves will allow anything on our shirts !! Maybe at SH we could have a whip round and put a bid in next season....come on we need the dosh !!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Marmite
love the stuff biggrin
Now for real fun, Tomato paste and marmite on toast with cheese (Instant pizza). Or marmite and cheese, or just marmite 1cm thick... mmmm
yuk hate marmite, not keen on doritos either
MMMMMMMmmmm toast.
I like a wee scliff of marmite - not very much and not very often (sounds like the story of my life)
But I love toast. Infact I could live on toast. Amongst my friends the phrase "Hot buttered Toast" is a friendly greating and also a great compliment and general all purpose phrase.
Your all sick, it just can't be right to be putting stuff on your toast that stinks that bad........
now some nice hot buttered toast sprinkled with some castor suger...yummy,
maybe even some cold toast with condensed milk on it....smooth,
but dirt mixed with bovril to make marmite, just isn't right!
ohh a quick edit.....'a wee scliff'...never heard that before , but a delightfull saying CQ
I take it you are more a fan of Veggiemite then Dave.
Which is sort of essence of Marmite - condensed down and supercharged.
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I take it you are more a fan of Veggiemite then Dave.
Which is sort of essence of Marmite - condensed down and supercharged.

Absolutely not CQ ........not a fan of eating anything that smells like a fire in tyre factory.....however from now on I will be asking for a 'wee sciff' on things.
..........davej easily pleased by little gems of words...........
I don't like toast much unless there is nothing else to eat or I'm in the mood to eat it.
I cannot stand marmite. It reminds me of the experiment we did in high school science with marmite and a spoon, making it turn a different colour or something........
Yucky. I'm with you davej, anything that smells like bycycle tyres is well and truely not on my menu. biggrin
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MMMMMMMmmmm toast.
But I love toast. Infact I could live on toast. Amongst my friends the phrase "Hot buttered Toast" is a friendly greating and also a great compliment and general all purpose phrase.

Many years ago I was pals with some students living in a classic students' house (holes in the floor boards, burn marks around the power sockets... rolleyes ), & one of our stock phrases was............. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, HOT BUTTERED TOAST!!!!! Oh, & the other one was... PORKY RULES OK although I was very innocent at the time & didn't know what that meant wink . Very silly times but great fun biggrin :D :D .
Pah... toast.
Chunky bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar :lickface:
Oh yes Libra, got me with that... Have some good oil and vinegar always on standby
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Pah... toast.
Chunky bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar :lickface:

Hmmm but you cant dip that in boiled eggs. Doritos with a glass or 2 or 3 cool of wine Ohhh heaven wink
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MMMMMMMmmmm toast.
But I love toast. Infact I could live on toast. Amongst my friends the phrase "Hot buttered Toast" is a friendly greating and also a great compliment and general all purpose phrase.

Many years ago I was pals with some students living in a classic students' house (holes in the floor boards, burn marks around the power sockets... rolleyes ), & one of our stock phrases was............. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, HOT BUTTERED TOAST!!!!! Oh, & the other one was... PORKY RULES OK although I was very innocent at the time & didn't know what that meant wink . Very silly times but great fun biggrin :D :D .
If your name is Dave and you have ever burned your curtains and my shoes to keep warm then I'm fairly sure we were at uni together.
MrFC nips into the kitchen finds the large pot of Marmite, hides himself in the bedroom and......smothers himself in Marmite.

MrsFC I have a surprise for you lol :shock:
Marmite and hard boiled eggs on toast :inlove:
Ohhhh, got me going now worship
Dave.... you have my complete sympathy.
As an aside, Countess has just told me that when she was 5 a friends mother gave her Marmite sandwiches.
She gets up from the table and stops off.
Her mum asked her if anything was wrong and she told her that her friends mum had given her shit-butties. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Looks like I'll have to get some Marmite in for those "ittle disagreement"moments. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Dave.... you have my complete sympathy.
As an aside, Countess has just told me that when she was 5 a friends mother gave her Marmite sandwiches.
She gets up from the table and stops off.
Her mum asked her if anything was wrong and she told her that her friends mum had given her shit-butties. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Looks like I'll have to get some Marmite in for those "ittle disagreement"moments. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only from the mouth babes
Quote by easy
Dave.... you have my complete sympathy.
As an aside, Countess has just told me that when she was 5 a friends mother gave her Marmite sandwiches.
She gets up from the table and stops off.
Her mum asked her if anything was wrong and she told her that her friends mum had given her shit-butties. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Looks like I'll have to get some Marmite in for those "ittle disagreement"moments. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao @ shit-butties! :rotflmao: i can just see her little face spitting that one out! :lol2:
you can keep yer poncy ciabattas with a smear of tomato and extra virgin ((( nice as it is ))) and gimme marmite and philadelphia on toast any day! :lickface:
neil x x x ;)