It made me laugh.

7 Dec 2004

Have a giggle.
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. But, it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I
wonde what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm
a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "then answer this: How do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really
can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish
and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any
topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, and philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me; I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers$20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy
comes home from work and the parrot goes, "psssssssssssst," and motions him
over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but
it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks
the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him
at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman
came into the house and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"Oh No!" he exclaims... "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nightie, got
down on his knees and began to kiss her all over, starting with her breasts
and slowly going down...." "WELL," demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT
HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
Well I found it amusing.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump