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It's a Womans Nightmare

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Imagine an incredibly handsome bloke
A romantic dinner in your favourite restaurant
Sensual candlelight
He's cool, intelligent, humorous and rich
He kisses you and dances with you like a God
You're friends and relatives think he's adorable
Too sum it up - he seems any woman's dream then
He has even asked you to marry him
But there is one proviso - no sex before marriage
Naturally, with this dreamboat, you agree
So he buys you a wedding dress to die for
A champagne reception and a beautiful cake
The whole wedding from start to finish is fantastic
And then you jet off on your honeymoon to paradise
You're both getting ready for the big event
You jump under the sheets, waiting
He comes out of the bathroom, naked
You turn to look at your new love God of a husband
As you switch on the bedside lamp, and you see...
click below..
westerross
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Clitorally hilarious!!!!
bluexxx
Sex God
Humph, who's posting pics of me on the forum again, especially bad when I haven't shaved for a few days rolleyes
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
OMG............ :shock: .....I knew my ex husband would find fame someday cool rolleyes
pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Orgasminator

Who was it who said size didnt matter, its what you do with it.....there aint a bloody lot you can do with that is there!
davej
Sex God
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Who was it who said size didnt matter, its what you do with it.....there aint a bloody lot you can do with that is there!

short of whizzing on all his fingers .....eeermmm ...nope dunno
simon__says
Sex God
How the hell did ypu get my photo!!!!! i thought i burnt that after i had my transpant!!!
JGL
Unknown User
Serious question here to the ladies.
If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do?
Crush any drop of self confidence he had and laugh, make your excuses and leave or would it be a case of in for a penny...........
pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Orgasminator
Quote by AndyS-NE
Serious question here to the ladies.
If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do?
Crush any drop of self confidence he had and laugh, make your excuses and leave or would it be a case of in for a penny...........

Seriously if you WHERE that small would you get your d*ck out in front of anyone?
Unknown User
OMG!! i thought we'd deleted those pics of Daz!!! :shock: seriously though, if Daz had got it out and he was that small, there would be only one question to ask.........
"WHERE'S THE REST OF IT, UP YOUR SLEEVE????"
Unknown User
i told her not no release that pic...it was a cold night...... :giveup:
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Yeah ...couldn't you just see that one coming ....
he has all those qualities and it turns out he's hung like a donkey too sad
Some people have all the luck
rolleyes
westerross
Sex God
Quote by AndyS-NE
Serious question here to the ladies.
If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do?
.........

Get his dick out?!! Get it out? You can't get one of those 'Out'. You'd be rummaging around inside your flies for 20 minutes.
If I was a lady to whom that was revealed and I was bisexual (or a ladies lady) I'd lick it - if I wasn't I'd lock it!!
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
As you switch on the bedside lamp, and you see...

Well you just need to buy some tweezers..... :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
What are you all laughing at? Have you never seen a clitoris before? dunno
brucers
Sexlightened
I bet he was a right little squirt as a kid!!
dundeecpl
Sex God
Who has said, "size doesn't matter"?
Oooh to have a clit that size :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
musketeer
Sex God
Sometimes I'm known, I think, on this forum for the occasional robust response that might appear to lack sensitivity, then at other times I even surprise myself for thinking some things are no laughing matter.
When confronted with a photo like that it makes you value all the things you are, and if 5.5" inches isn't all I'd like it to be at least it's never let me down. So I enjoy reasonably good health, reasonably good looks (even if aging a bit), and with all my problems I have no cause to complain.
For all of us who don't have hair lips, or any disfiguring marks, or who don't find ourselves confined to a wheelchair, or have no mental disability, lets just give thanks to whichever God made us and enjoy ourselves as we were put here to do.
westerross
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
Sometimes I'm known, I think, on this forum for the occasional robust response that might appear to lack sensitivity, then at other times I even surprise myself for thinking some things are no laughing matter.
When confronted with a photo like that it makes you value all the things you are, and if 5.5" inches isn't all I'd like it to be at least it's never let me down. So I enjoy reasonably good health, reasonably good looks (even if aging a bit), and with all my problems I have no cause to complain.
For all of us who don't have hair lips, or any disfiguring marks, or who don't find ourselves confined to a wheelchair, or have no mental disability, lets just give thanks to whichever God made us and enjoy ourselves as we were put here to do.

Yeah - but a hair penis??