Imagine an incredibly handsome bloke A romantic dinner in your favourite restaurant Sensual candlelight He's cool, intelligent, humorous and rich He kisses you and dances with you like a God You're friends and relatives think he's adorable Too sum it up - he seems any woman's dream then He has even asked you to marry him But there is one proviso - no sex before marriage Naturally, with this dreamboat, you agree So he buys you a wedding dress to die for A champagne reception and a beautiful cake The whole wedding from start to finish is fantastic And then you jet off on your honeymoon to paradise You're both getting ready for the big event You jump under the sheets, waiting He comes out of the bathroom, naked You turn to look at your new love God of a husband As you switch on the bedside lamp, and you see... click below..
Serious question here to the ladies. If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do? Crush any drop of self confidence he had and laugh, make your excuses and leave or would it be a case of in for a penny...........
Quote by AndyS-NE Serious question here to the ladies. If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do? Crush any drop of self confidence he had and laugh, make your excuses and leave or would it be a case of in for a penny...........
Seriously if you WHERE that small would you get your d*ck out in front of anyone?
OMG!! i thought we'd deleted those pics of Daz!!! :shock: seriously though, if Daz had got it out and he was that small, there would be only one question to ask......... "WHERE'S THE REST OF IT, UP YOUR SLEEVE????"
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG CAN IT BE PERIWINKLE?????????????? No false alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx ADONIs is much bigger than periwinkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately alot of peeps won't get this unless they see the posting CRAP SHAGS and my posing on there xx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeah ...couldn't you just see that one coming .... he has all those qualities and it turns out he's hung like a donkey too Some people have all the luck
Quote by AndyS-NE Serious question here to the ladies. If a man got his d*ck out an it was that big what would you do? .........
Get his dick out?!! Get it out? You can't get one of those 'Out'. You'd be rummaging around inside your flies for 20 minutes. If I was a lady to whom that was revealed and I was bisexual (or a ladies lady) I'd lick it - if I wasn't I'd lock it!!
Sometimes I'm known, I think, on this forum for the occasional robust response that might appear to lack sensitivity, then at other times I even surprise myself for thinking some things are no laughing matter. When confronted with a photo like that it makes you value all the things you are, and if 5.5" inches isn't all I'd like it to be at least it's never let me down. So I enjoy reasonably good health, reasonably good looks (even if aging a bit), and with all my problems I have no cause to complain. For all of us who don't have hair lips, or any disfiguring marks, or who don't find ourselves confined to a wheelchair, or have no mental disability, lets just give thanks to whichever God made us and enjoy ourselves as we were put here to do.
Quote by musketeer Sometimes I'm known, I think, on this forum for the occasional robust response that might appear to lack sensitivity, then at other times I even surprise myself for thinking some things are no laughing matter. When confronted with a photo like that it makes you value all the things you are, and if 5.5" inches isn't all I'd like it to be at least it's never let me down. So I enjoy reasonably good health, reasonably good looks (even if aging a bit), and with all my problems I have no cause to complain. For all of us who don't have hair lips, or any disfiguring marks, or who don't find ourselves confined to a wheelchair, or have no mental disability, lets just give thanks to whichever God made us and enjoy ourselves as we were put here to do.
Yeah - but a hair penis??
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