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Looks to me if anyone should be dishing out the punishment it should be Alex!!! (bagsy first)
<---- Dons Black PVC basque and Thigh length leather boots and looks for her whip
Ok Slacky - come over here!!!!!
(just kidding - sat here in jeans and t-shirt)
Quote by Alexandra
Pain is so last week, pleasure is the in thing.

Phew, thank God for that!
My backside would burn just like the 'Unforgettable Fire'
Bono? Bono? I'll give you Bono! ;)
Then again I do like to make sweet music, so we do have something in common. smile
(just kidding - sat here in jeans and t-shirt)
why shatter the illusion!
I had a great picture in my head then - I was half stripped off!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
soooo true. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Something that amuses me: (as a lover of trees)
Why do people cut down wonderful trees, build a poxy , mock tudor 'executive residence' and then name the aforesaid carbuncle after the trees??
Also, why does nothing eat dead badgers? If a rabbit, pheasant, deer-whatever-is mown down by a car, nature's army of scavengers-led by General Magpie-scoff it pdq; badgers hang around for ever.
Right with you Artificer on the mock tudor thing!
And (hoping this isnt just me) everyone has tried, at least once, to sneeze with their eyes open.
back to the thread lol
If you unscrew your belly button your bum falls off - honest wink my gog told me.
Jas
gog?? confused
Steve
Gog - Grandmother
Pop - Grandfather
Sheesh some people - you have to explain everything to them lol
ahhhhh........scouse speak. rolleyes
Steve
(hiya Jas xxxxx)
When iIm driving just as it is going dark I hate anyone seeing me put the lights on!! confused :? I have to wait until I'm going round a corner and hope no-one noticed ................................... Is that just me????? rolleyes :roll:
Sgt Bilko;
................................... Is that just me????? "
No and I'm glad to have it revealed that it's not just me either.
And I'll hazard a guess that if someone flashes their lights at you, there is NO WAY that you will switch them on till the flashers are well out of sight???
Gordon.
Quote by tim-jas
Gog - Grandmother
Pop - Grandfather
Sheesh some people - you have to explain everything to them lol

There are several elder members of Swinging Heaven just fainted when they read that! confused
Imagine them saying "Is Jas just a stage name - Oh no! That is not out daughters eldest is it?"
rotflmao
Oh my God - I'm an idiot :embarrased:
There are several elder members of Swinging Heaven just fainted when they read that!
Imagine them saying "Is Jas just a stage name - Oh no! That is not out daughters eldest is it?"

Imagine blowing our cover like that - :shock: mad
Hi Dad
lol
Jas
If someone now comes back and says "Hi Jas" - watch her run! lol
Let's find out shall we? Hi Jas!
What if I add:
Nice to see you at the NW Munch!