It`s not a party until...........

30 Jan 2005

..........you have made someone elses child cry!
Thank you for that Marmalaid! :huh: lol

Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Until you have made someones elses child cry!
Thank you for that Marmalaid! :huh:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom

for Marms

30 Jan 2005

someones thrown up in the flower pots surprised

ops: :oops:

30 Jan 2005

Two men end up telling each other how they `really, really, love each other man`.
Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

You've tasted four different peoples semen? :spit:
At least two random drunks you've never met before have latched onto your shoulder and sworn that they lurve youuuu and that they think that you understand them?....

30 Jan 2005

Beat me to it Venus. Now would you jsut mind beating me? smackbottom

30 Jan 2005

Ooops, that was unfair of me. I edited as I didn`t like my last one!
The beating is on me! :twisted:
Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

The jelly and Ice Cream comes out or parce the parcel,
and yes the ice cream and jelly shud be spread over bits and the parcel should contain sex toys. :twisted:
Mike lol

30 Jan 2005

............ until everyone is half naked and shagging all over! :twisted:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
............ until everyone is half naked and shagging all over! :twisted:

at a kids party?? :shock: :shock: OMG they DO grow up quick these days!!!!! :shock: :shock:

30 Jan 2005

thinks she's going to the wrong parties

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
............ until everyone is half naked and shagging all over! :twisted:

at a kids party?? :shock: :shock: OMG they DO grow up quick these days!!!!! :shock: :shock:
OH I didn't realise it was a KIDS party, sorry one track mind got in the way again lol

:lol:
At a kids party it's not a realy party until at least one child has puked and another is hurried away by an upset parent after the child has badgered another kid into thumping him!

30 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
OH I didn't realise it was a KIDS party, sorry one track mind got in the way again :lol:

It wasn`tuntil Marmalaid turned up at mine, tormented the nine year old and left. :huh:
Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

It's not a kids party until you are all playing footie out in the back and you take them all on and smash the ball towards the top corner only to realise you've just smashed a little ones nose.
After the laughter dies down you continue to teach the little tykes a few more skills. :twisted:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars

OH I didn't realise it was a KIDS party, sorry one track mind got in the way again :lol:

It wasn`tuntil Marmalaid turned up at mine, tormented the nine year old and left. :huh:
Venusxxx
oh no - don't tell me he was wearing the duvet again!!!!! :shock:

30 Jan 2005

No, he was fully dressed......almost didn`t recognise him :shock:
Luckily he had a lovely lady with him to help keep him in line. biggrin

Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
No, he was fully dressed......almost didn`t recognise him :shock:
Venusxxx

I understand that one!! Someone in a suit kissed me last night!! I said "who the fluck are you?" confused

:? :twisted: biggrin

30 Jan 2005

Well thank fuck he didn`t turn up at my door in a suit. I would have refused to answer thinking he was a bailiff :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

30 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Well thank fuck he didn`t turn up at my door in a suit. I would have refused to answer thinking he was a bailiff :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

Well I almost refused him a snog till he pulled down his pants and pulled suit over his head! But then I recognised him :twisted: :shock: wink