It's not just the single males, you know

29 Apr 2004

I recently answered a couple's ad, and we swapped some e-mails and then some texts, before they said they wanted to meet me for a drink. This was even after they'd seen a picture of me surprised

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We arranged to meet this evening, and have a meal together, and I have to say I haven't felt so nervous about going on a date since I was about 16 or 17.
I got delayed by a traffic jam, so called and left a voicemail letting them know I was going to be about 15 mins late, and got a text back saying fine, they would wait for me.
So I walked into the pub, and couldn't immediately see anyone that looked like the couple in the picture they'd e-mailed me, so I started a sweep from one end of the pub to the other, eliminating everyone. Eventually, I ended up taking a closer look at the couple nearest the door. The guy looked a little like him, except with longer hair and glasses. The girl didn't look anything like her picture but her facial structure seemed similar. So I went over, and said "Hi, you must be XXX and YYY".
"No".
"I'm sorry, I thought I recognised you."
So I went to the bar to get a drink, thinking perhaps they'd been delayed.
The couple by the door got up and left.
A minute later I got a call. "Sorry mate, YYY's mum's just been rushed to hospital and we've had to go."
It all clicked, and I hung up.
If you two are reading this, then all I've got to say is thanks a bunch, you twats, and you should learn some fucking manners.
An 85 mile round trip, 2.5 hours of my time and all I've got to eat at home is a frozen pizza. And I'm feeling very ugly. :ouch:
Needing a hug,
Lucifer

29 Apr 2004

well busty babe hugs lucifer to her bossom and croons.......it will be ok, we all still love you!
have a hug
((((((lucifer)))))))))
WBB
xxxx

29 Apr 2004

Lucifer, you're not the first guy to get this and certainly not the last, sadly. I once travelled halfway across Scotland, only to wait 3 hours at a station for a couple that never showed up - they sent me an email saying their kid was sick. Like a fool I went along with their suggestion of meeting aup a week later..... Only for me to fall for it again.
For what it's worth, you're better than them.

29 Apr 2004

Awww Lucifer!!!!!
*GREAT BIG HUGE ENORMOUS CLOSE BODY CONTACT HUG*
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Feel Better now? Don't let the bastards get you down.....

29 Apr 2004

:therethere: :therethere: kiss

:rose:
Hope that helps slightly Lucifer xx
Just no need to be like that at all, all it would have taken would be for them to have a couple of drinks with you, maybe a bite to eat, and then a polite "Good evening". Not every meet has to turn into a "shagfest" and lets face it, manners cost nothing!
Angry on your behalf,
Angel
mad

29 Apr 2004

Big manly man-hug for Lucifer. Can't measure up to an embrace from WBB, Helen or Angel, but it's all I got.

29 Apr 2004

Quote by Lucifer
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An 85 mile round trip, 2.5 hours of my time and all I've got to eat at home is a frozen pizza. And I'm feeling very ugly. uch:
Needing a hug,
Lucifer

OMG Lucifer and I was just thinking about you having a good time tonight :shock: :shock: . Their loss I am sure so lots of hugs and look forward to getting one off the Sarge - just make sure you have finished the Pizza first ((((hug))))))

29 Apr 2004

Awww Lucifer :therethere:
That's terrible! Manners cost nothing. They would've been fuming if they got that treatment, so why they think they have every right to do it themselves is beyond me I'm afraid.
mad

:x :x

29 Apr 2004

Lucifer mate,
Have a big hug from me!!!

Hey Girls, Lucifer's story made me feel sad. Can I have a hug too please!!!!

29 Apr 2004

:banghead: :banghead: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
BIG hugs all round - nothing worse than bad manners!
HATE that guy in the baggy trousers too.
x xx xx

29 Apr 2004

Hugs for Lucifer and the Sarge - collectable at the NW Munch!
Some people do have genuine reasons for missing a meet - but others... evil

Sappho xxx

29 Apr 2004

Sounds like a meet with two veg to me!!!! :doh: lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Apr 2004

:doh: :doh: :doh: rotflmao

29 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sounds like a meet with two veg to me!!!! :doh: :lol: :lol:

Waa waa waaaaaaa!
:laughabove:

29 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sounds like a meet with two veg to me!!!! :doh: :lol: :lol:

Well, to tell you the truth, Sarge, the only misgiving I had was that they e-mailed me in "text-speak". Perhaps that should have been a warning?
Thanks to you all for the hugs, I'm touched, and I've been smiling.
Byron - Hi, BTW. Your people were even worse. You gave them the benefit of the doubt and yet they did it again. That's bad manners squared....
Sadly I can't make the NW much, although I won't be far away - in mid wales indulging in my favourite hobby. I'll be sharing a hotel room with a bloke and we'll be wearing leather for most of the weekend. And polishing our helmets.

30 Apr 2004

Quote by Lucifer
Sadly I can't make the NW much, although I won't be far away - in mid wales indulging in my favourite hobby. I'll be sharing a hotel room with a bloke and we'll be wearing leather for most of the weekend. And polishing our helmets.

So why don't you just use that big shiny helmet of yours and pop up to see us for a couple of hours? Just tell your mate you're going out to get a loaf of bread cool

30 Apr 2004

Quote by byron
I once travelled halfway across Scotland, only to wait 3 hours at a station for a couple that never showed up - they sent me an email saying their kid was sick. Like a fool I went along with their suggestion of meeting aup a week later..... Only for me to fall for it again.

I think we should have a t-shirt: "Swinging is statistically proven to be hazardous to the health of your extended family"!
The really sad thing is that when some poor sod's mother really is ill, or their child really has been run down by their neighbours 4x4, the folks they're meeting won't believe them and they might get a mouthful of abuse at the most stressful time of their lives, all because of these idiots making up excuses.

30 Apr 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
So why don't you just use that big shiny helmet of yours and pop up to see us for a couple of hours? Just tell your mate you're going out to get a loaf of bread

I am soooo tempted, as I know I wouldn't be stood up. smile

But I've just looked it up and found it's a 250 mile round trip from where I'm going to be. sad

If I disappeared for 6 hours I'd end up being labelled a sheep shagger, and the group I'm with have already proved they're ruthless piss-takers of the first order......

30 Apr 2004

Really sorry about that for you mate. mad

I just wonder if there are any genuine swingers on this site sometimes. I've had some replies to my ad. We start chatting by e-mail, then suddenly Im left hanging in mid-air dunno

:confused: :confused2:
Anyway, hope you have better luck next time
I would just like some luck (that's LUCK not F :censored: !)
xAx

30 Apr 2004

Ah hun!
Nasty and soooooo rude! Well sod them, I'm sure it'll be a case of what goes around comes around!! :twisted:
Have another squeeze on me (((((((((SQUEEZE!!))))))))) ;)
PJ xx

30 Apr 2004

Grrr........... How naughty!!! Have a big hug and kiss from me too!!!!! passionkiss