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24 Sep 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner

mmmmm good sex with hubby or texting a friend .......... typical woman would always choose the mobile

Thats because no matter what, hubby will always want sex, my friends might not always need me biggrin

Now there way me thinking the lady was having a good time with hubby, but all she is REALLY interested in is having a chat with a mate ....... which she could do anytime
Sorry Dawn, but that doesn't really give the fella much confidence, does it ??
Well he's never complained before and he'd been shaggin me for 22 years :giggle:

24 Sep 2005

Well
1. He's a lucky fella
2. Bet you don't think of texting a mate when he is shagging you
3. What the hell do I know !!!

24 Sep 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner

mmmmm good sex with hubby or texting a friend .......... typical woman would always choose the mobile

Thats because no matter what, hubby will always want sex, my friends might not always need me biggrin

Now there way me thinking the lady was having a good time with hubby, but all she is REALLY interested in is having a chat with a mate ....... which she could do anytime
Sorry Dawn, but that doesn't really give the fella much confidence, does it ??
whoaa!.....I'm taking the piss, the phone can go anytime and to be honest it was bloody funny this end, cos I ended up shagging in rhythm to 'Teddy bears picnic'
As for the old confidence thing NC them that know me will tell ya that shaking my confidence is bloody nigh on impossible.

24 Sep 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
1. He's a lucky fella

Yep and I'm a lucky gal for having someone that is my rock and allows me this much freedom

Quote by naked-cleaner
2. Bet you don't think of texting a mate when he is shagging you

I wouldn't give a shite if he did. I would find it a scream and make a poor attempt to put him off :rascal:

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3. What the hell do I know !!!

Not enough :lol2:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
whoaa!.....I'm taking the piss, the phone can go anytime and to be honest it was bloody funny this end, cos I ended up shagging in rhythm to 'Teddy bears picnic'
As for the old confidence thing NC them that know me will tell ya that shaking my confidence is bloody nigh on impossible.

hhhhhmmmmm........ If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise dum dum......
Well go on Dave did you do the dum dum bit as well or doesn't the phone do that bit :grin:

24 Sep 2005

NC suitably told off, skulks away in a corner and keeps his big gob shut

24 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
whoaa!.....I'm taking the piss, the phone can go anytime and to be honest it was bloody funny this end, cos I ended up shagging in rhythm to 'Teddy bears picnic'
As for the old confidence thing NC them that know me will tell ya that shaking my confidence is bloody nigh on impossible.

hhhhhmmmmm........ If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise dum dum......
Well go on Dave did you do the dum dum bit as well or doesn't the phone do that bit :grin:
nope the phone does that as well I just kept in rhythm with it.........could have been a lot worse cos last week she had Michael Jacksons 'Rockin Robin' on it, which would have needed a 12volt battery with nipple clamps attached for me to keep up :shock:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
NC suitably told off, skulks away in a corner and keeps his big gob shut

Get back out here and call us on............xxxxxxxxxx.........so I get me rhythm going again and finish off

24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
nope the phone does that as well I just kept in rhythm with it.........could have been a lot worse cos last week she had Michael Jacksons 'Rockin Robin' on it, which would have needed a 12volt battery with nipple clamps attached for me to keep up :shock:

Just go to half speed so instead of a thrust to each beat it becomes a thrust to every two beats instead. lol

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There's no charge for this freebie pearl of wisdom! innocent

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24 Sep 2005

Change her ring tone to a Barry White tune, thats SOOOOO good to shag to

24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
nope the phone does that as well I just kept in rhythm with it.........could have been a lot worse cos last week she had Michael Jacksons 'Rockin Robin' on it, which would have needed a 12volt battery with nipple clamps attached for me to keep up :shock:

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Just hope it ain't the william tell overture next week :rascal:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

nope the phone does that as well I just kept in rhythm with it.........could have been a lot worse cos last week she had Michael Jacksons 'Rockin Robin' on it, which would have needed a 12volt battery with nipple clamps attached for me to keep up :shock:

Just go to half speed so instead of a thrust to each beat it becomes a thrust to every two beats instead. lol

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There's no charge for this freebie pearl of wisdom! innocent

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Words of wisdom indeed Eager, although I still reckon that Lee Marvins 'I was born under a wanderin star' would suit my abilities better biggrin

24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Words of wisdom indeed Eager, although I still reckon that Lee Marvins 'I was born under a wanderin star' would suit my abilities better

I think that's the one I'll be using tonight! redface

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24 Sep 2005

Dave ever tried shagging to the Okie Kokie dunno

In- out - shake it all about - you do the okie kokie - and you turn around - thats - what its all about !!
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24 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dave ever tried shagging to the Okie Kokie
In- out - shake it all about - you do the okie kokie - and you turn around - thats - what its all about !!
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Only the once Dawn, but she got the right hump when I got carried away and stuck my left leg in :shock:

24 Sep 2005

Dr John does it for me. So sleeeeeeeeeeeazy! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's very atmospheric in laybys under a starry night. redface

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24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Only the once Dawn, but she got the right hump when I got carried away and stuck my left leg in :shock:

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I'm so relieved you never said "put your whole self in"
Dave you are a star kiss

24 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Only the once Dawn, but she got the right hump when I got carried away and stuck my left leg in :shock:

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I'm so relieved you never said "put your whole self in"
Dave you are a star kiss

oooh nooo Dawn, last time my whole self was inside one of them ........and you will forgive me, the memories are not great as it was many years ago......I came out without teeth, couldn't feed myself and crapped me pants several times a day, now I know that I'm probably gonna regress back to that in a few years, but lets not rush it by tempting fate and climbing back in there eh wink