Its saturday night, and I am staying in, and am on SH ..... which isn't a bad thing, but I really think I should be out having fun
Why are you staying in tonight, and not OUT having fun ?
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Sex God
Who said we weren't having fun! 
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:wink: Sex God
why assume that staying in isnt fun :twisted:
and could be even better fun if a member out there wasnt texting mrs davej whilst I'm trying to perform ,.cos for the last five minutes all I've heard is her message alert and 'The teddy bears picnic' tune is bloody off putting.........not as off putting as her replying to the messages, but off putting
..........you bad bad person...stop bloody texting
and could be even better fun if a member out there wasnt texting mrs davej whilst I'm trying to perform ,.cos for the last five minutes all I've heard is her message alert and 'The teddy bears picnic' tune is bloody off putting.........not as off putting as her replying to the messages, but off putting
..........you bad bad person...stop bloody texting
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bloody hell Dave :shock:
The texting has been putting you off for 5 minutes, I would have thought you'd have been done after 3 :giggle:
right which one of you gits have been round Dawns for coffee and been opening their big gobs
Sex God
Not I. 
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:whistling: :whistling: Quote by davej
Bloody hell Dave :shock:
The texting has been putting you off for 5 minutes, I would have thought you'd have been done after 3 :giggle:
right which one of you gits have been round Dawns for coffee and been opening their big gobs
Well Dave the list is endless and the ladies want to know how to get you past 2 minutes :rascal:
Sex God
No thankfully I suspect you would have more sympathy Eager ,cos the text messages are still coming, I don't mind so much but it's getting outa hand.......mrs davej has just told me to take her from behind over the sofa seat so she don't have to hold on, leaving both her thumbs free for texting :shock: .......sometimes I question that girls enthusiasm 
Quote by davej
No thankfully I suspect you would have more sympathy Eager ,cos the text messages are still coming, I don't mind so much but it's getting outa hand.......mrs davej has just told me to take her from behind over the sofa seat so she don't have to hold on, leaving both her thumbs free for texting :shock: .......sometimes I question that girls enthusiasm
Oh thats the position I'll have to adopt later. I've just eaten garlic bread and there is nothing worse than smelly heavy breathing
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bloody hell Dave :shock:
The texting has been putting you off for 5 minutes, I would have thought you'd have been done after 3 :giggle:
right which one of you gits have been round Dawns for coffee and been opening their big gobs
Well Dave the list is endless and the ladies want to know how to get you past 2 minutes :rascal:
move to a bungalow so I don't have to cope with any stairs is a start Dawn.
Quote by davej
No thankfully I suspect you would have more sympathy Eager ,cos the text messages are still coming, I don't mind so much but it's getting outa hand.......mrs davej has just told me to take her from behind over the sofa seat so she don't have to hold on, leaving both her thumbs free for texting :shock: .......sometimes I question that girls enthusiasm
Take her while she is doing a hand stand, then she won't be able to text
Better still ...... turn her mobile OFF !!!!
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
well I'd of thought Dave that with an attitude like that, she was very enthusiastic...... about texting :grin:
I've given up cos now they have stopped texting and are yaking on the phone.......thats why I'm on here, however I can still say that Saturday nights at home can be fun :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi Dawn
Point taken
But surely, the mobile can't be MORE important then the attention her fella is giving her ?
Or am I missing something here ?
If you ever get to see me NC you might understand why she prefers the Samsung D500
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hi Dawn
Point taken
But surely, the mobile can't be MORE important then the attention her fella is giving her ?
Or am I missing something here ?
:doh: You really don't know women do you
mmmmm good sex with hubby or texting a friend .......... typical woman would always choose the mobile
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
NC a bit of advice, never and I mean NEVER deprive a female of her mobile phone:x :x
It's ok to deprive her of her virginity though! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:whistling: :whistling: Quote by davej
I've given up cos now they have stopped texting and are yaking on the phone.......thats why I'm on here, however I can still say that Saturday nights at home can be fun :twisted:
Saturday nights are great fun even though this weekend we have a "little one" with us and we aint actually doing anything
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi Dawn
Point taken
But surely, the mobile can't be MORE important then the attention her fella is giving her ?
Or am I missing something here ?
:doh: You really don't know women do you
mmmmm good sex with hubby or texting a friend .......... typical woman would always choose the mobile
when did she tell you that .....eh...eh....never told me that
:bounce: yeeehaaa!.....she said it was good :bounce: ...she said it was good!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
mmmmm good sex with hubby or texting a friend .......... typical woman would always choose the mobile
Thats because no matter what, hubby will always want sex, my friends might not always need me
Now there was me thinking the lady was having a good time with hubby, but all she is REALLY interested in is having a chat with a mate ....... which she could do anytime
Sorry Dawn, but that doesn't really give the fella much confidence, does it ??
