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Its shocking what you can pick up in the pub

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tweeky
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:cheers: Over the years Ive been offered everything from tellys, pc's, perfume, tooothpaste, 2nd hand cars and more rolleyes My best pub offer however is shown in the picture to the top left of this post :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Mr Tweeky
Unknown User
White face paint ?????
:giggle:
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fem_4_taboo
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
:cheers: Over the years Ive been offered everything from tellys, pc's, perfume, tooothpaste, 2nd hand cars and more rolleyes My best pub offer however is shown in the picture to the top left of this post :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Mr Tweeky

ever think someone was trying to make you go home, Tv , to go home and watch, pc to go home and play on, prefume, cuse ya stink , go home, toothpaste ewwgghh bad breath, a car , take the lot and heres a car to feck off in. nothing worked so they offered you a woman :shock:
bolt
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Italeo
Sexpert
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:cheers: Over the years Ive been offered everything from tellys, pc's, perfume, tooothpaste, 2nd hand cars and more rolleyes My best pub offer however is shown in the picture to the top left of this post :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Mr Tweeky

ever think someone was trying to make you go home, Tv , to go home and watch, pc to go home and play on, prefume, cuse ya stink , go home, toothpaste ewwgghh bad breath, a car , take the lot and heres a car to feck off in. nothing worked so they offered you a woman :shock:
bolt
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Unknown User
Never eat the nuts put out free on a bar. You never know who last went to the bog, and didn't wash their hands confused
hisandhers
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
knickers dunno
your under arrest lol
Yes please where's the handcuffs :lol:
little__gem
Sex God
Maybe a 3quid bottle of chardonnay... if you're high maintainance like I apparently am! lol
On the other hand... if you're lucky you could collect a Neilinleeds at a discounted price... free to a not so good home! smile
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Gem. x
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Quote by hisandhers
knickers dunno
your under arrest lol
Yes please where's the handcuffs :lol:
on my headboard!!!!! :twisted: :lol: :lol:
little__gem
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
talking vibrators, hey gem?

smackbottom rotflmao
That was a restaurant and not a pub though!! So there! :P
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Now I have a vibrator thats as sexually grumpy as me! biggrin best Vibe in the world ever! :D
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Gem. x
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:cheers: Over the years Ive been offered everything from tellys, pc's, perfume, tooothpaste, 2nd hand cars and more rolleyes My best pub offer however is shown in the picture to the top left of this post :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Mr Tweeky

ever think someone was trying to make you go home, Tv , to go home and watch, pc to go home and play on, prefume, cuse ya stink , go home, toothpaste ewwgghh bad breath, a car , take the lot and heres a car to feck off in. nothing worked so they offered you a woman :shock:
bolt
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I never did take hints very well, are you giving me one now I couldent be sure. Ohh dear I said giving me one, que funnys.
Mr Tweeky
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
awwhh id never want you to leave us mr and mrs twinks
:rose:
but i wouldnt mind giving ya one :twisted:
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a stinking hangover confused
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
awwhh id never want you to leave us mr and mrs twinks
:rose:
but i wouldnt mind giving ya one :twisted:
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Thanks Fem_4_taboo biggrin