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It's time for a top 5!

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5 people would you like to take dogging?
Mine are:
Deirdre
Jeremy Vine
Piers Morgan
The female caller just interviewed on Radio 2
Bluexxx (and her strap-on) :twisted:
Well, I can dream!!!
Tori Amos
Dot Cotton
Kate Moss
My missus
Louis Theroux for the documentary
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Dot Cotton

rotflmao
Can I change one of mine to Roy Cropper??? lol
1. Blue is top of my list for being gorgeous and that strap on intrigues me!!
2. Jags next as it would be so much fun to watch her in the cock selection process.
3. Stu of the Fran and Stu variety cos I know he would love it!
4. Sarge cos we could get loads of people around his tank!
5. Sappho cos she is so small and sweet she would take up no room at all in the car.
6. (I know I am only allowed 5 but...) Tigger cos she can wrap her legs around her head and we could put her in the glove box as a reserve! :haha:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'm following Wilma's car!! :twisted:
Steve 8)
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1. Blue is top of my list for being gorgeous and that strap on intrigues me!!
2. Jags next as it would be so much fun to watch her in the cock selection process.
3. Stu of the Fran and Stu variety cos I know he would love it!
4. Sarge cos we could get loads of people around his tank!
5. Sappho cos she is so small and sweet she would take up no room at all in the car.
6. (I know I am only allowed 5 but...) Tigger cos she can wrap her legs around her head and we could put her in the glove box as a reserve! :haha:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

SLAP of the best quality!!
x xx
:doh: - can I only choose 5??? :twisted:
I've been sitting here ages and I really can't decide... erm, can I invite you all? No. OK. Here's my 5:
Twisted Sister to sort out the over-eager young lads
Jomu to sort out the drive-bys
The Dirtyteens to sort of the boy racers - but that's two people so only one left...
.... erm....
Someone to sort me out.... I know - Lucy Lawless, she can borrow my strap on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ewwwwwwwwwwwww yossarian your avatar has given me the creeps sad
can i take dweezil_cardiff 5 times please ..69position
this girl KNOWS what she likes blast redface
Blue with her strap on is at the top of my list and as we would both be there, between us we could catch a few unsuspecting young guys and see a few sore butts by the end of the evening.
Dawn and Heather because we have to have some thing sweat to bait the trap with.
Joe from friends as I would love to get him down a back street somewhere.
Steve, because I would like to see him working with his weights
This is just the first batch.
:cry: we would take any 5 no one likes us
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww yossarian your avatar has given me the creeps sad
can i take dweezil_cardiff 5 times please ..69position
this girl KNOWS what she likes blast redface

Any better for you EssexNymph ?
lol
Yossarian
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:cry: we would take any 5 no one likes us

Aww bless yer Jane & Les Southwest, I am sure that is not true.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sarge, I've no idea what doggers would make of you turning up at a car park in THAT
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jane & Les - you are liked - honest :color:
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Sarge, I've no idea what doggers would make of you turning up at a car park in THAT
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jane & Les - you are liked - honest :color:

sod the doggers - it's the look on the sun reporters face thatI'D want to see!
redface ahhhhhh thanks blue and flinstonnes you two are top[ then we will take everyone else xxxxxxxx
Jane & Les you look like fun to me
John Malkovich
Ralph Fiennes
Winona Ryder
Daryl Hannah
**if I could raise the dead** Marilyn Monroe
Mmmmmm
One can dream wink