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I've been a bit naughty.....................................

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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent :whistling:
bolt
Im all ears!! Come on, dont leave me in suspenders! :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent :whistling:
bolt

OOoooohhhh, is this gossip... are you going to get a good smackbottom when she finds out? :rascal:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent :whistling:
bolt

You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad :x :x :x
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad :x :x :x
Venusxxx

confused
Quote by Eagerslut9
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent :whistling:
bolt

You are always being naughty :twisted:
What you been upto this time?
Quote by VenusnMars
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent :whistling:
bolt

You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad :x :x :x
Venusxxx
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! No, that wasn't me honest. I'm housetrained. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Um, the suspense is killing me. Gotta grab her bathwater and lock meself in the bathroom before she sees this. :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! No, that wasn't me honest. I'm housetrained. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Flip........who told you that??? :shock: :shock:
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Um, the suspense is killing me. Gotta grab her bathwater and lock meself in the bathroom before she sees this. :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

You can't hide forever sweetheart...... :twisted: :twisted:
FFS!!
Where is he?
I'll 'ave him the rascal. He only put his red thong in the wash with my white work shirts! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I'm gonna start warming him up for blue and satin's party as soon as he stops hiding in the bathroom. whip
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Priceless! Had to be the thong didn't it :!:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't be toooooooo hard on him, I'm sure we've all made washing mistakes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh it reminds me of one saturday when I was young.
Mum insisted on packing Dads' rugby bag for him. Unusual to say the least but she was just being nice.
He gets to the club gets changed and then jogged onto the pitch in a pair of beautiful pastel pink shorts. :lol: :lol:
He wasn't best impressed Everyone else was though. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
I think Pink shirts are en vogue at the moment anyway lol
Quote by bluexxx
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't be toooooooo hard on him, I'm sure we've all made washing mistakes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:jagsatwork: Not so sure it was a mistake dunno
The bugger!!!!!!! check the title of his thread! smackbottom
And........he's had the longest bath on record :confused2:
My colleagues will have a field day with me tomorrow redface surprisedops:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I just tried to sit down. OUCH.!
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh shit! I just remembered I've used up her pink nail varnish with the glittery bits in on me toes 'cos it matches me navel spangly dangly thingy. Oooooooooooooooooooooh!!
Oh, and Voddy? FFS stop givin' her daft ideas will ya? (It was only five shirts after all) smackbottom :kick:
Think I'd better get out of here now, innit :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt :bolt:
me just bought a pink shirt so there u go
This reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit :lol2:
He was going on about a white wash. He ponders over the machine as to which program to choose, in the end opting for a "triangle" wash :shock: - only when the machine has been started up, and well on the way to being full of water, do the blue pants leap to the machine window, 'draining, draiiiinnninggg, draiiiiinnnnnningggggggg', and you can't do anything about it :lol2:
He then went on to explain that it would be ok if the rest of the wash came out a nice vibrant blue colour - but it doesn't, everything comes out a 'pants left in the wash' colour rotflmao
Quote by MISSCHIEF
This reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit :lol2:
He was going on about a white wash. He ponders over the machine as to which program to choose, in the end opting for a "triangle" wash :shock: - only when the machine has been started up, and well on the way to being full of water, do the blue pants leap to the machine window, 'draining, draiiiinnninggg, draiiiiinnnnnningggggggg', and you can't do anything about it :lol2:
He then went on to explain that it would be ok if the rest of the wash came out a nice vibrant blue colour - but it doesn't, everything comes out a 'pants left in the wash' colour rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

I'm gonna be going in to work wearing my pants left in the wash colour shirt smelling of bleach - I unsucessfully tried to rectify the problem ;)