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I've been a bit naughty.....................................

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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent innocent
bolt
Im all ears!! Come on, dont leave me in suspenders! :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent innocent
bolt

OOoooohhhh, is this gossip... are you going to get a good smackbottom when she finds out? :rascal:
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent innocent
bolt

You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad mad mad mad
Venusxxx
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You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad mad mad mad
Venusxxx

confused
Quote by Eagerslut9
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent innocent
bolt

You are always being naughty :twisted:
What you been upto this time?
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
But she hasn't found out yet :twisted: :twisted: innocent innocent
bolt

You shit behind my sofa didn`t you?!
Go on, admit it!
That smell has been bugging me all day! I should have KNOWN it had something to do with you!!!! mad mad mad mad
Venusxxx
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! No, that wasn't me honest. I'm housetrained. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Um, the suspense is killing me. Gotta grab her bathwater and lock meself in the bathroom before she sees this. :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! No, that wasn't me honest. I'm housetrained. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Flip........who told you that??? :shock: :shock:
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Um, the suspense is killing me. Gotta grab her bathwater and lock meself in the bathroom before she sees this. :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

You can't hide forever sweetheart...... :twisted: :twisted:
FFS!!
Where is he?
I'll 'ave him the rascal. He only put his red thong in the wash with my white work shirts! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
I'm gonna start warming him up for blue and satin's party as soon as he stops hiding in the bathroom. whip
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Priceless! Had to be the thong didn't it :!:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe lol lol lol lol
Don't be toooooooo hard on him, I'm sure we've all made washing mistakes lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol
Oh it reminds me of one saturday when I was young.
Mum insisted on packing Dads' rugby bag for him. Unusual to say the least but she was just being nice.
He gets to the club gets changed and then jogged onto the pitch in a pair of beautiful pastel pink shorts. lol lol
He wasn't best impressed Everyone else was though. lol lol lol
Jas
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I think Pink shirts are en vogue at the moment anyway lol
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehe lol lol lol lol
Don't be toooooooo hard on him, I'm sure we've all made washing mistakes lol lol lol lol lol lol

:jagsatwork: Not so sure it was a mistake dunno
The bugger!!!!!!! check the title of his thread! smackbottom
And........he's had the longest bath on record :confused2:
My colleagues will have a field day with me tomorrow redface redface
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I just tried to sit down. OUCH.!
redface redface redface redface redface redface
Oh shit! I just remembered I've used up her pink nail varnish with the glittery bits in on me toes 'cos it matches me navel spangly dangly thingy. Oooooooooooooooooooooh!!
Oh, and Voddy? FFS stop givin' her daft ideas will ya? (It was only five shirts after all) smackbottom :kick:
Think I'd better get out of here now, innit :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt bolt
me just bought a pink shirt so there u go
This reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit :lol2:
He was going on about a white wash. He ponders over the machine as to which program to choose, in the end opting for a "triangle" wash :shock: - only when the machine has been started up, and well on the way to being full of water, do the blue pants leap to the machine window, 'draining, draiiiinnninggg, draiiiiinnnnnningggggggg', and you can't do anything about it :lol2:
He then went on to explain that it would be ok if the rest of the wash came out a nice vibrant blue colour - but it doesn't, everything comes out a 'pants left in the wash' colour rotflmao
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This reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit :lol2:
He was going on about a white wash. He ponders over the machine as to which program to choose, in the end opting for a "triangle" wash :shock: - only when the machine has been started up, and well on the way to being full of water, do the blue pants leap to the machine window, 'draining, draiiiinnninggg, draiiiiinnnnnningggggggg', and you can't do anything about it :lol2:
He then went on to explain that it would be ok if the rest of the wash came out a nice vibrant blue colour - but it doesn't, everything comes out a 'pants left in the wash' colour rotflmao

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I'm gonna be going in to work wearing my pants left in the wash colour shirt smelling of bleach - I unsucessfully tried to rectify the problem ;)