And it's turned my brain to jelly.
In my not-quite-awake delirium this morning, I was thinking about Rabbits. We should all know by now the great danger they represent to the men and women (mostly women) of SH. What can we do?
Western Australia has its famous rabbit-proof fence. It would seem to do the job, but at several thousand kilometres long it's hardly a practical portable device.
No, what we need is rabbit-proof underwear. I'll let the technical boffins sort out the details.
I need a holiday.
Rabbit Proof underware? Never!!!!!! This is outrageous, I love my rabbit!!!
though its batteries dont last long enough.
You should be hung for even suggesting such a thing!!
DJohn wrote,
"I was thinking about Rabbits. We should all know by now the great danger they represent to the men and women (mostly women) of SH."
I couldn't agree more. I put two of these into my bedside cabinet, and now the whole house is over-run with loads of tiny little ones.
If they escape into the wild we could all be in trouble.
Gordon.
Rabbits??
Rabbit-proof fence??? Does a front door count??
You know what a Rabbit is... they're evil instruments of torture that leave women writhing about, squealing in agony. I've always assumed it was agony.
Worse still is the lasting psychological damage. People will voluntarily submit themselves to this diabolical treatment again and again.
And they're putting us men out of work. They must be stopped!
Now the penny is dropping :idea: . Mrs ScotsCpl has been buying an awful lot of duracells recently. I just thought she was brushing her teeth a lot. :doh:
Billy
Our expert on the Rabbit, the gorgeous Mandy, will be guest speaker at the next Swinging Heaven WI. I am sure she would be delighted to answer any of your questions.
Do come and join us.
Wilma wanders out of room singing gently............ :karaoke:
And was the holy Rabbit rod
In England's urban bedrooms seen?
And did our countenance divine
Shine forth upon the Forum's ills?
God I love this song, Thanks Will!
Love
Wilma
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Sappho wrote:
"So, rabbit farming is it, Gordon? I do hope you're organic! "
I could try to be anything you hoped.
Oh and we do still love you, although my poetry couldn't rival that of artificer.
Saturday night - it was like being a kid in a sweetshop. As long as it didn't have nuts - I wanted it.
Gordon.