I've been working too much

13 Jan 2004

And it's turned my brain to jelly.
In my not-quite-awake delirium this morning, I was thinking about Rabbits. We should all know by now the great danger they represent to the men and women (mostly women) of SH. What can we do?
Western Australia has its famous rabbit-proof fence. It would seem to do the job, but at several thousand kilometres long it's hardly a practical portable device.
No, what we need is rabbit-proof underwear. I'll let the technical boffins sort out the details.
I need a holiday.

13 Jan 2004

Rabbit Proof underware? Never!!!!!! This is outrageous, I love my rabbit!!!
though its batteries dont last long enough.
You should be hung for even suggesting such a thing!!

13 Jan 2004

Hung well? Don't I wish! wink

13 Jan 2004

DJohn wrote,
"I was thinking about Rabbits. We should all know by now the great danger they represent to the men and women (mostly women) of SH."
I couldn't agree more. I put two of these into my bedside cabinet, and now the whole house is over-run with loads of tiny little ones.
If they escape into the wild we could all be in trouble.
Gordon.

13 Jan 2004

Rabbits??
Rabbit-proof fence??? Does a front door count??

13 Jan 2004

You know what a Rabbit is... they're evil instruments of torture that leave women writhing about, squealing in agony. I've always assumed it was agony.
Worse still is the lasting psychological damage. People will voluntarily submit themselves to this diabolical treatment again and again.
And they're putting us men out of work. They must be stopped!

13 Jan 2004

Now the penny is dropping :idea: . Mrs ScotsCpl has been buying an awful lot of duracells recently. I just thought she was brushing her teeth a lot. :doh:
Billy

13 Jan 2004

Gordon wrote:

I couldn't agree more. I put two of these into my bedside cabinet, and now the whole house is over-run with loads of tiny little ones.
If they escape into the wild we could all be in trouble.

So, rabbit farming is it, Gordon? I do hope you're organic!
Sappho, wild rabbit devotee in the absence of anything resembling
homo erectus

13 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Sappho, wild rabbit devotee in the absence of anything resembling
homo erectus

*Fred looks around room quickly*
Nope! Homo Sappus only in here Sappho, oh mistress! worship

13 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Sappho, wild rabbit devotee in the absence of anything resembling homo erectus

You must keep your eyes closed when you come in here. Have you not noticed the amount of 'erectus' that goes on when you walk through the door?
More men lusting after her than most women would know what to do with, and she's still with the rabbit. THEY ARE EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED!

13 Jan 2004

Our expert on the Rabbit, the gorgeous Mandy, will be guest speaker at the next Swinging Heaven WI. I am sure she would be delighted to answer any of your questions.
Do come and join us.
Wilma wanders out of room singing gently............ :karaoke:
And was the holy Rabbit rod
In England's urban bedrooms seen?
And did our countenance divine
Shine forth upon the Forum's ills?
God I love this song, Thanks Will!
Love
Wilma
x x x x x

13 Jan 2004

:rotflmao:

13 Jan 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Our expert on the Rabbit, the gorgeous Mandy, will be guest speaker at the next Swinging Heaven WI. I am sure she would be delighted to answer any of your questions.

I'm getting worried now - the darned thing still hasn't appeared at work!!! I have a horrible feeling it's been hijacked by the bloke in "stores"!! :shock:
It's a shame really, I could give it a good work out this week and next, while you-know-who sorts out moving down!! ;)
Mandy

13 Jan 2004

Sappho wrote:
"So, rabbit farming is it, Gordon? I do hope you're organic! "
I could try to be anything you hoped.
Oh and we do still love you, although my poetry couldn't rival that of artificer.
Saturday night - it was like being a kid in a sweetshop. As long as it didn't have nuts - I wanted it.
Gordon.