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got me one of them king edwards.......
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Beggars belief where you've put it blink
I take it you mean a Prince Albert wink
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got me one of them king edwards.......
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What you been and bought spuds?? rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
You doing to do us all jacket spuds for lunch?? lol
God, he's got a "Borg cock" :borg:
:scared:
I thought I had a fairly high pain threshold, but that's well over my limit I think! :shock:
Good for you though for having it biggrin Just not for me :shock:
Quote by Kaznkev
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any tips?
so recently went down on a guy with a bar down below and wasnt really sure of myself,rings fine but this was a new thing 2 me
metal just seemed to be in the way lol

Just suck round it!! lol
I'm not a fan of piercings and blow jobs together! I find that the clash of metal on teeth is guaranteed to make me feel a little ill... confused
But oddly, I really like the way they look.
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Way to go Joe biggrin Does this mean that you will now bleep as you go through at the airport :lol2: I'm thinking of having my nips redone and a tongue piercing, just building up the courage! :scared:

Varca, not wishing to scaremonger but the link below is something that I saw recently about tongue piercings.
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Way to go Joe biggrin Does this mean that you will now bleep as you go through at the airport :lol2: I'm thinking of having my nips redone and a tongue piercing, just building up the courage! :scared:

Varca, not wishing to scaremonger but the link below is something that I saw recently about tongue piercings.

Oooh :shock: Thanks for that Max, maybe I will give it a miss!
someone also told me last night that you shoulnt go down on someone with piercings unless u have disinfected it with a wipe first
its a dangerous world out there!
As Billy Connolly once said "can't beat a wire brush and dettol".
John
this might be a silly question, but if you need to pee, do you have to take it out?
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<------- is staying unpierced methinks, all sound like too much hassle lol
:rascal:

Pity.....could have been fun trying to find out where you are pierced with a metal detector.....or other methods :rascal:
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this might be a silly question, but if you need to pee, do you have to take it out?

Good question? Welll Joe???
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Nope, it stays in. A bit like a sprinkler attachment on a garden hose wink
I guess you would have to sit down on the loo or use one of these
BMW has a p.a and wears an 8mm bar or ring, he dissinfects and changes them every night, and no you dont have to take them out for a wee
And yes it does look fantastic and very sexy in my opinion
As well as not having to remove it when you pee, I also pee normally, why would you sprinkle everywhere, it still only comes out of 1 hole as the ring or bar is tight through the pierced area
the only problems I have ever had with mine are when you have a bigger piercing put in as you have to stretch the pierced area and it can hurt for a few days
A thin ring acts like a cheese whire
most people stretch upto 6mm or 8mm or about the thickness of a bic biro
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As well as not having to remove it when you pee, I also pee normally, why would you sprinkle everywhere, it still only comes out of 1 hole as the ring or bar is tight through the pierced area
the only problems I have ever had with mine are when you have a bigger piercing put in as you have to stretch the pierced area and it can hurt for a few days
A thin ring acts like a cheese whire
most people stretch upto 6mm or 8mm or about the thickness of a bic biro

Twas a joke wink
I haven't had first hand experience of PA's but I was sucking a lovely lady's pierced nipples last night and damn near swallowed the ball off her ring when it became detached. Maybe I sucked too hard dunno She didn't seem to mind though :twisted:
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this might be a silly question, but if you need to pee, do you have to take it out?

Good question? Welll Joe???
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Nope, it stays in. A bit like a sprinkler attachment on a garden hose wink
Does that mean that the loo gets spattered everywhere? :lol2:
men do anyway varca you should know that hun pmsl rolleyes
dunno what you lot are on about , but it was lovely mashed with sausages n onion gravy...
titters in a mutley fashion............
It's ok to laugh now ....and yes i am funny pmsl
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I like red roosters smile
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Way to go Joe biggrin Does this mean that you will now bleep as you go through at the airport :lol2: I'm thinking of having my nips redone and a tongue piercing, just building up the courage! :scared:

varca;s nips being done biggrin biggrin biggrin
theres a thought wink wink
trav..
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any tips?
so recently went down on a guy with a bar down below and wasnt really sure of myself,rings fine but this was a new thing 2 me
metal just seemed to be in the way lol

Just suck round it!! lol
Phwoar!!!!
Hmmmmm... Sarah :inlove:
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you've been pototo shopping?
aww well done you, a man that shops well im impressed lol