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Ive decided, in a moment of (non drunken) madness, to start the ball rolling and enquire about becoming a BBW glamour model :shock: :shock:
WTF possessed me I'll never know....I can't even blame the demon drink...but i was just in one of those 'what the hell' moods.
Its not about the money (although that would be a bonus) or the fame or anything like that....more a 'yes Im a fat bird, but Im damn sexy with it!!' poke in the eye for the world, and a chance to see myself looking fabulous on some professionally taken pix!
Its all pie in the sky at the minute, and have signed up on a forum for 'togs' (thats lingo for photographers, for those in the 'biz' apparently lol :lol:, models and makeup artistes, but have had a fair few offers already :shock:....just gotta weed out the weirdos from the genuines now....kinda like here really!
so....watch this space folks LOLOLOLOL
Unknown User
Mr Bone, whilst it's great to see you posting, and I really do wish you luck in your new venture, I don't think you can describe yourself as a BBW!
rolleyes
Or are you back, ya dozy bint? wink
Good luck chuck- we're rootin for ya! passionkiss
Unknown User
LOL....yes its me chucky egg!! back with a vengeance sugarlips!!!!!
lyns
Sex God
:bounce: :bounce:
Yay your back passionkiss
:thumbup: you are a beautiful sexy lady, go for it x
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
LOL....yes its me chucky egg!! back with a vengeance sugarlips!!!!!

Did you just call me sugarlips?:dry:
Unknown User
yes i did sweetcheeks....what of it?? mmmwwwaaahhhh!!
and thanks Lyns...your a star biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
LOL....yes its me chucky egg!! back with a vengeance sugarlips!!!!!

Yay !!! Welcome back Mrs B kiss
The best of luck with the new venture xxxx
Unknown User
Ta Jane hunny bunny....good to be back :inlove:
Unknown User
Ohhh good luck Mrs B...
I'm envious lol xxx
Unknown User
Good Luck - would love to do it myself just not sure about anyone wanting to photo my lumps and bumps lol
Keep us posted how it goes smile
Unknown User
Good luck sexy!!!!
Unknown User
Hello there Sweetknees lol Let me know if you need a fluffer passionkiss
Unknown User
LOLOLOLOLOL ok hun, you will be first on my list wink
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
LOLOLOLOLOL ok hun, you will be first on my list wink

You're planning on making a list? Didn't take you long to get back in the swing of things :giggle:
Rich_and_dee
Casanova
Quote by Bonedigger
Ive decided, in a moment of (non drunken) madness, to start the ball rolling and enquire about becoming a BBW glamour model :shock: :shock:
WTF possessed me I'll never know....I can't even blame the demon drink...but i was just in one of those 'what the hell' moods.
Its not about the money (although that would be a bonus) or the fame or anything like that....more a 'yes Im a fat bird, but Im damn sexy with it!!' poke in the eye for the world, and a chance to see myself looking fabulous on some professionally taken pix!
Its all pie in the sky at the minute, and have signed up on a forum for 'togs' (thats lingo for photographers, for those in the 'biz' apparently lol :lol:, models and makeup artistes, but have had a fair few offers already :shock:....just gotta weed out the weirdos from the genuines now....kinda like here really!
so....watch this space folks LOLOLOLOL

Quote by winchwench
Mr Bone, whilst it's great to see you posting, and I really do wish you luck in your new venture, I don't think you can describe yourself as a BBW!
rolleyes
Or are you back, ya dozy bint? wink
Good luck chuck- we're rootin for ya! passionkiss

Offers winchwench my specs .......coughs......it does say mrs bone on the post :roll:
Grins cos winchwench caught me out on my post the other night. :smug:
good luck to mrs bone on your new venture smile
dee
Unknown User
Well I'll be buggered if I can see where it say's Mrs Bone! Luckily, I look good in specs :rascal:
Rich_and_dee
Casanova
Quote by winchwench
Well I'll be buggered if I can see where it say's Mrs Bone! Luckily, I look good in specs :rascal:

so....watch this space folks LOLOLOLOL
_________________
This is THE DIVINE mrs Bonedigger speaking......
Rich_and_dee
Casanova
For one teeny moment i thought i was going nuts lol
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Well I'll be buggered if I can see where it say's Mrs Bone! Luckily, I look good in specs :rascal:

I can see Mrs Bone so you get the lube and I'll make you an appointment with SpecSavers :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Ive decided, in a moment of (non drunken) madness, to start the ball rolling and enquire about becoming a BBW glamour model :shock: :shock:
WTF possessed me I'll never know....I can't even blame the demon drink...but i was just in one of those 'what the hell' moods.
Its not about the money (although that would be a bonus) or the fame or anything like that....more a 'yes Im a fat bird, but Im damn sexy with it!!' poke in the eye for the world, and a chance to see myself looking fabulous on some professionally taken pix!
Its all pie in the sky at the minute, and have signed up on a forum for 'togs' (thats lingo for photographers, for those in the 'biz' apparently lol :lol:, models and makeup artistes, but have had a fair few offers already :shock:....just gotta weed out the weirdos from the genuines now....kinda like here really!
so....watch this space folks LOLOLOLOL

Quote by winchwench
Mr Bone, whilst it's great to see you posting, and I really do wish you luck in your new venture, I don't think you can describe yourself as a BBW!
rolleyes
Or are you back, ya dozy bint? wink
Good luck chuck- we're rootin for ya! passionkiss

Its clearly Mrs B, Winch, guys obviously aren't that fussy....
Unknown User
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Well I'll be buggered if I can see where it say's Mrs Bone! Luckily, I look good in specs :rascal:

so....watch this space folks LOLOLOLOL
_________________
This is THE DIVINE mrs Bonedigger speaking......
Hah! but that's in the sig, and was there even when it wasn't Mrs B speaking flipa
So I don't need the lube, ta Peanut! Might go for the specs though......
Steve
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
So I don't need the lube, ta Peanut! Might go for the specs though......

Will they be the oblong lens secretary type :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Steve

So I don't need the lube, ta Peanut! Might go for the specs though......

Will they be the oblong lens secretary type :rascal:
What other kind is there, sir? wink
I'll even put my hair in a bun too!
Steve
Sex God
Quote by winchwench

So I don't need the lube, ta Peanut! Might go for the specs though......

Will they be the oblong lens secretary type :rascal:
What other kind is there, sir? wink
I'll even put my hair in a bun too!
sillyhwoar:
Rich_and_dee
Casanova
sheesh, ya bunch o' perves.
some of us need specs to read not for kinky,fetish,horny play wink
dee
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I'll even put my hair in a bun too!

It'll be a bitch getting the currants out afterwards I'll bet.
Unknown User
how the hell did we get onto baked goods dunno :dunno: lol :lol: :lol:
see this is why I love this place SO much....only here (and perhaps Shady Nook Asylum for the criminally Insane) can you begin a thread about a fat bird whipping her clothes off and end up talking about the downsides to dried fruit rotflmao :rotflmao:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
how the hell did we get onto baked goods dunno :dunno: lol :lol: :lol:
see this is why I love this place SO much....only here (and perhaps Shady Nook Asylum for the criminally Insane) can you begin a thread about a fat bird whipping her clothes off and end up talking about the downsides to dried fruit rotflmao :rotflmao:

And this post, right here, is why it is sooooooooooo flippin fab to have you back Mrs B!
:rotflmao:
You have such a turn of phrase!
Nola x
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Quote by noladreams30
how the hell did we get onto baked goods dunno :dunno: lol :lol: :lol:
see this is why I love this place SO much....only here (and perhaps Shady Nook Asylum for the criminally Insane) can you begin a thread about a fat bird whipping her clothes off and end up talking about the downsides to dried fruit rotflmao :rotflmao:

And this post, right here, is why it is sooooooooooo flippin fab to have you back Mrs B!
:rotflmao:
You have such a turn of phrase!
Nola x
So what does that make me then?
"Deity for the Disturbed?" :dry:
Unknown User
You go for it Mrs B! Don't forget where my pm box is when you have some pics to show us wink