I've had babies

29 May 2006

Well not personally but my house has confused

Let me explain the building I live in is very old and a while back I noticed a bird going under one of the facia boards of the house on a regular basis and it turns out it was nest building in the roof. Now last week the chicks must have been born because you could here a just audible chirp chirp every now and then (every one say awe) but now the little beggars must be getting bigger and hungrier because what was an infrequent and quite pleasant cheeky chirping has now turned in to non bloody stop chirping singing and pecking mad

:x It starts about oooh 6 am and typically is most audible in my bedroom :x and now carries on throughout the entire day I have trouble sleeping as it is without mother nature trying to drag my arse out of bed at 6 am as well :x
It may sound sweet to others but as I work from home a lot now it equates to Chinese water torture for me :crazy: So please anyone with a house near a busy road or opposite a building site any chance of a room for the next week or so just so as I can get a decent nights kip :cry: :cry: lol

:lol:

29 May 2006

For a minute I was worried and exprecting to see this;

29 May 2006

You can pitch your text in our back garden ! :giggle:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 May 2006

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

29 May 2006

:lol:
You would do or say anthing for a shag :lol2:
Phredd

29 May 2006

Quote by Medic_1
:lol:
You would do or say anthing for a shag :lol2:
Phredd

Am I really that transparent :lol: No seriously it's like living in a tom and jerry cartoon where they get hit round the head with a frying pan or other heavy object and ickle birds fly round chirping all sweetly mad

:x only after 14 hours a day or more it stops being sweet banghead

29 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
:lol:
You would do or say anthing for a shag :lol2:
Phredd

Am I really that transparent :lol: No seriously it's like living in a tom and jerry cartoon where they get hit round the head with a frying pan or other heavy object and ickle birds fly round chirping all sweetly mad

:x only after 14 hours a day or more it stops being sweet banghead

It won't last long Sheddy.. they'll soon fledge and be gone. Try to appreciate Mother Nature's bountifulness will it lasts.
wink

:evil2: :evil2:

29 May 2006

Awwww Sheddy :therethere:
I have a similar problem too - it's 500 fledgeling Starlings (approx! wink

) all screeching to be fed from dawn til dusk - I'm actually looking forward to going back to work tomorrow to get away from the racket. Even my cat can't stand going outside bless him!
I hope you find a quiet place - failing that drink a bottle of whisky and wear ear muffs (let the puns begin!).
xxx

29 May 2006

wait till they all bring their boyfriends girlfriends home to roost next year biggrin

:D :D

29 May 2006

Quote by twos_company
wait till they all bring their boyfriends girlfriends home to roost next year :D :D

No bloody chance I'll board up the hole as soon as they leave, they can go and do there breeding in some other poor sods house :evil2:

29 May 2006

I sympathise, Sheddy. Every year I get Jackdaws nesting in the chimney, and they're loud buggers when they grow a bit.
Boots sell some foam ear plugs that I find work very well at this time of year. Well, they work well any time of year, actually! When the feeding runs wake me up just after first light, I stick the ear plugs in, and I'm back off to sleep with no trouble. The only slight downside might be if your alarm clock isn't loud, you might not hear it when it's time to get up.
Box of three pairs of washable plugs was less than Â£3 last time I had to renew them. You can wash them two or three times before they loose their "spring". Or a box contains two sets rather than three if you have a final frontier.

29 May 2006

Quote by twos_company
wait till they all bring their boyfriends girlfriends home to roost next year :D :D

Surely the funniest post of the day!

29 May 2006

An i thought you lived in a shed on a cliff for real!!!
xanaisx

29 May 2006

Babybirds? Its only coz "You're Gorgeous".
Gettit???? :confused: :thumbup:

29 May 2006

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Sheddy,
What you gonna do when they have all flown the nest,expecting lifts and loans and all sorts!!!!
What if squatters turn upwhen they've gone!
Are you going miss them tweeting 'good morning' each day!!!

29 May 2006

Congratulations Sheddy....I became surrogate parent to 4 baby blackbirds a month ago...now spend most of my time with a water pistol under my belt warding off the neighbours cats...it sure is tough being a parent again! confused

29 May 2006

Quote by jessica-r
Congratulations Sheddy....I became surrogate parent to 4 baby blackbirds a month ago...now spend most of my time with a water pistol under my belt warding off the neighbours cats...it sure is tough being a parent again!

Excellent idea I shall practice the task for when my daughter is older lol

:lol: I dread the poor pimply teenager she'll bring home to me I've rehearsed the concerned father speech enough times already :lol: :lol:

29 May 2006

Actually stones work better on pimply teenagers....i keep a small pile of them on my windowsill!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

29 May 2006

Plenty of room at Sassy Towers hunni.................well maybe not plenty but I will budge up to make room for you wink

29 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Plenty of room at Sassy Towers hunni.................well maybe not plenty but I will budge up to make room for you

I knew that he would sneak in when I am staying over..... does he have to watch too sassy ?
x x x

29 May 2006

Quote by splendid33
Plenty of room at Sassy Towers hunni.................well maybe not plenty but I will budge up to make room for you

I knew that he would sneak in when I am staying over..... does he have to watch too sassy ?
x x x
try and stop him rolleyes

29 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Plenty of room at Sassy Towers hunni.................well maybe not plenty but I will budge up to make room for you

I knew that he would sneak in when I am staying over..... does he have to watch too sassy ?
x x x
try and stop him rolleyes

well as it is sheddy...
I can make an exception.... x x x x lol

30 May 2006

Birdie update confused

they are still fookin tweeting

:banghead: :banghead: lol

30 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Birdie update they are still fookin tweeting :banghead: :banghead:

feed em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hang a bird table out the window & go dig up some worms.......... biggrin

:D :D
or stick yours out the window................... :D :D :D :D
dummies for baby birds.........

31 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Congratulations Sheddy....I became surrogate parent to 4 baby blackbirds a month ago...now spend most of my time with a water pistol under my belt warding off the neighbours cats...it sure is tough being a parent again!

Excellent idea I shall practice the task for when my daughter is older lol

:lol: I dread the poor pimply teenager she'll bring home to me I've rehearsed the concerned father speech enough times already :lol: :lol:
he he that just reminded me of something that ruby wax once said (prob the only thing she has said that made me laugh!)
"if you have a son you only have to worry about one pr**k in town, but if you have a daughter you have to worry about every pr**k in town :lol:
as for your squatters all i can say is you will miss them when they are gone it will be so quiet you still wont be able to sleep :lol: :lol:

31 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Birdie update they are still fookin tweeting :banghead: :banghead:

:lol2:
Does that mean you are away with the dicky-birds :?: :arrow: bolt

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
He said that, not me.................