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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
and
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
for starters
and
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
for starters
Sex God
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help:
:lol: :lol: If you're going to post (another) 'look at my ad' threads, a good rule to yourself might be to make them at least interesting. How long has the ad been there, it says posted/updated - if you only did it today, you'd be exceptionally lucky for that to have worked already. Look at all the whinging posts about how long ads have been on without success. :? 
Sex God
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
seriously mate... no offence but is that all......i think that would stand about as much as a long haired dude at a heavy metal concert.....
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section
yeah my advice is get ur add in the right section lol
:lol: :lol: fab idea, NN. Quote by fabio grooverider
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
seriously mate... no offence but is that all......i think that would stand about as much as a long haired dude at a heavy metal concert.....
and whats up with long haired dudes at heavy metal concerts? lol
Quote by freckledbird
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
:lol: :lol: If you're going to post (another) 'look at my ad' threads, a good rule to yourself might be to make them at least interesting. How long has the ad been there, it says posted/updated - if you only did it today, you'd be exceptionally lucky for that to have worked already. Look at all the whinging posts about how long ads have been on without success. :?The ad has been udated most days for weeks.
What have you got against " look at my ad threads" It sounds about as interesting as most of your post
I asked for advice, not critisism.
Like i have said before, if you don't like my post, don't read it/ comment on it
Sex God
Quote by bluetvr
The ad has been udated most days for weeks.
What have you got against " look at my ad threads" It sounds about as interesting as most of your post
I asked for advice, not critisism.
Like i have said before, if you don't like my post, don't read it/ comment on it
ahem.....can i point out something......
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
i think freckle did help... by pointing out that your ad looks no different to the other thousands of ad out there!! so where is the incentive for someone to answer your ad.. since you said "i am not having any success with my current ad"
so if you don't like critism.. why did you put up the topic????
Quote by fabio grooverider
The ad has been udated most days for weeks.
What have you got against " look at my ad threads" It sounds about as interesting as most of your post
I asked for advice, not critisism.
Like i have said before, if you don't like my post, don't read it/ comment on it
ahem.....can i point out something......
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
i think freckle did help... by pointing out that your ad looks no different to the other thousands of ad out there!! so where is the incentive for someone to answer your ad.. since you said "i am not having any success with my current ad"
so if you don't like critism.. why did you put up the topic????
I put up this topic for advice. As in "can anyone help", but it is obvious i am not going to get any, so i will leave you regulars to your fun, Sorry to bother you all
Well, taking this thread at face-value, my advice would be to try to be a little less generic. Instead of asking "why didn't this work?", ask "why should this have worked?" Try imagining that you're a couple, and you're looking for a w/e man for a threesome, ideally someone over 35 and in the NW. Look through some of the ads in "men seeking couples" and try to draw up a list of "candidates" for this imaginary debauchery. Would you pick your ad?
That's what I think at any rate.
That's what I think at any rate.
Quote by roger743
Well, taking this thread at face-value, my advice would be to try to be a little less generic. Instead of asking "why didn't this work?", ask "why should this have worked?" Try imagining that you're a couple, and you're looking for a w/e man for a threesome, ideally someone over 35 and in the NW. Look through some of the ads in "men seeking couples" and try to draw up a list of "candidates" for this imaginary debauchery. Would you pick your ad?
That's what I think at any rate.
At last. Something constructive
Thank you roger, a very good idea.
I will give that a try
Quote by jack_daniels72
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
Bear in mind that lots of people pay far more attention to peoples posts on here than their ads when seeking prospective playmates
Good point - this is as constructive as i ever get here - but if you pm'd (in an imaginary sense of course) i would immediatley think you were a T.V (username). - not what all couples are looking for.
this is not in anyway against anyone on this site - purely an obsevation of a username that could affect some peoples judgement.
Quote by JudyTV
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
Bear in mind that lots of people pay far more attention to peoples posts on here than their ads when seeking prospective playmates
Good point - this is as constructive as i ever get here - but if you pm'd (in an imaginary sense of course) i would immediatley think you were a T.V (username). - not what all couples are looking for.
this is not in anyway against anyone on this site - purely an obsevation of a username that could affect some peoples judgement.
Andy, I have to agree with you. When I first came across the early posts of bluetvr I did think the person was a TV due to the of the usual TV in a Trannys user name It almost exclusively denotes a Trans person on the net. Apparently it is ( look at me I have a TVR car ) as opposed to look at me I am a transvestite
. Perhaps my friend Emma TV should be EmmaTV -TVR+second car is EmmaBMW-TV-TVR and moped plus lawn-mower. Incidentally I think most people would want to know if a person is a Tranny so as not to be seen to be pretending to be a gender female, however I also think most would know what the initials are for . Not sure if I really need to know what car someone owns. Perhaps It is often something done by the very young. TVR this year XR3 next year and so on. The young seem to do a lot of key dangling and are fond of letting people know whats on their car key fobs.
Judy
Glad it wasn't just me that thought that!!
Warming the Bed
My advice, start again, consider changing your user name. 
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually i have just realised it the same guy who keeps putting his add number in his postings in a vain attempt to get people to look at it...ok ok so i'm slow this week lol
isn't this getting a tad boring now?
Thanks to you NN and to Dawn, I'm obviously not the only one who noticed. But we aren't allowed to point that out, he just says we're having fun.
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help
Quote by bluetvr
The ad has been udated most days for weeks.
What have you got against " look at my ad threads" It sounds about as interesting as most of your post
I asked for advice, not i have said before, if you don't like my post, don't read it/ comment on it
If as you claim, you are University educated, then you'd know that criticism can be positive. Secondly you'd know how to spell criticism.
FYI, here's a dictionary definition of criticism:
• verb 1 indicate the faults of in a disapproving way. 2 form and express a critical assessment of (a literary or artistic work).
You also say: Like i have said before, if you don't like my post, don't read it/ comment on it Sorry Bluetvr, if you post something up on the forum, then unless you ask a Mod to lock it, you are asking for comments to be made. Especially, and this is the daft bit, because youaskedfor people to do that. Though strangely only "ladies" can respond. Which kind of proves everyone else's point... it's a "look at my knob" thread...
Maybe you are genuinely looking for constructive criticism, but to me you blew it out of the water when you started getting a bit shirty.
Anyway, good luck, I'll look out for your next thread...
Sex God
okay..... constructive.... i will try...
In all seriousness if you were looking at your own ad and you put yourself in the role of a couple, would you answer it??? honestly now???
to give you some credit... it is a lot better than the shambles you had up this morning....
sean
In all seriousness if you were looking at your own ad and you put yourself in the role of a couple, would you answer it??? honestly now???
to give you some credit... it is a lot better than the shambles you had up this morning....
sean
Sex God
Quote by bluetvr
At last. Something constructive
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. what do you mean "at last"? If you actually bothered to read your replies properly you would see that in the very first reply to this thread I posted two relevant links to the SH advice section, both pieces aimed at single guys? I take it you have read these? If not, why the hell not?
It seems to me that you are an attention seeking whinger. Not good meeting material if you ask me. Ooops, sorry, that's not constructive, is it. Silly me
