After reading the desperate pleas of jags looking for a shag I thought it might be a good idea to launch
JAGS AID
Obiously this poor woman is in desperate need of our help, & the best way to ease this suffering would be organise some relife, possibly in the form of an exclusive mini munch.
Fabio your the north easts official munch organiser so over to you mate, help this desperate woman to get some desperatly needed shags.
As for the rest of us we can bring our donations in person to the approprate venue & form an orderly que. :bounce:
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Sex God
I'll donate 2 shags and 2 SH goldfish :smile2:
It was a choice between a bottle of Fitou or a shag last night... unfortunately the Fitou won!
I've written to the BBD to ask for my money back but apparently I didn't pay anything so can't expect anything and don't deserve anything. It's a bad day in the Toon if a gal can't get a shag without tip-tapping down to the Bigg Market!!
Off to work now!
:lol:
I've written to the BBD to ask for my money back but apparently I didn't pay anything so can't expect anything and don't deserve anything. It's a bad day in the Toon if a gal can't get a shag without tip-tapping down to the Bigg Market!!
Off to work now!
:lol: 
Quote by Kit
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee
Ah, my old old favourite Chicken Legs!! :inlove: Can you make sure they are deep fried this time Kit cos the pale wishy-washy look is not attractive on a man so .........chickenleggy!!
x xxSouthern Fried do you?
Yummy - I could nibble them all night!!
:lol: Quote by Alexandra
Okay......
I must have been away longer than I thought....
What on earth is a FITOU??????
Hello Jags!
Has that cheeky monkey, Prags, encouraged all those TTTT's to send in cock shots then?
Hugs!
Alex x x x
Oh well well well, look who decides to just come waltzing back in like she's never been away!!
and just where the bluddy ell do you think you've been eh? :smackbottom:
OK OK, can't be cross with you
Bluddy good to see you Alex :bounce: welcome back 
NO crunchies - can't bear them! Now if you had offered Mint Aeros then I'd be up for that!
Alex - what do you mean what is Fitou??? Red red wine...
Anyway, tonight I am both shagless and wineless. Have been to vote and got depressed at some of the names of some of the parties!
:shock:
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Alex - what do you mean what is Fitou??? Red red wine...
Anyway, tonight I am both shagless and wineless. Have been to vote and got depressed at some of the names of some of the parties!
:shock:
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Hang on Jags !!!!.................Parceling up MrFC for you as I type........ you may not get anything tonight, but sending him recorded delivery 1st thing tomorrow. 
Now make sure your in as I would hate for him to be sitting in the Post Office over the weekend, with no ale and lassies to keep him company.
Now make sure your in as I would hate for him to be sitting in the Post Office over the weekend, with no ale and lassies to keep him company.
Quote by MrsFC
Hang on Jags !!!!.................Parceling up MrFC for you as I type........ you may not get anything tonight, but sending him recorded delivery 1st thing tomorrow.
Now make sure your in as I would hate for him to be sitting in the Post Office over the weekend, with no ale and lassies to keep him company.
I broke into a sweat there at the very thought of MrFC horizontal at my feet AGAIN! Now don't you tease a jaded Jags! :cry: :cry:
But if he does arrive be prepared to get him back in a jiffy bag all wrung out and wasted!!
:hump: :happy: :happy: Quote by Jags
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
*smokerjim grabs his coat, and wears a winning smile, aimed at Jags*
And Kent is HOW far away?? :shock: :shock: Actually I used to live in Kent, Gillingham to be precise. Can you guess why??
:lol:
Call me thicker than a very thick thing, but no I haven't got a Scooby - but at least you'll know the way to mine!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Jags
NO crunchies - can't bear them! Now if you had offered Mint Aeros then I'd be up for that!
Alex - what do you mean what is Fitou??? Red red wine...
Anyway, tonight I am both shagless and wineless. Have been to vote and got depressed at some of the names of some of the parties!
:shock:
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
How late is tonight?
Sex God
Always late to the party. I can offer a tealite :shock: and 3.5 shags - and if you can wait an extra 15 mins I'll manage the missing 0.5!!
