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After reading the desperate pleas of jags looking for a shag I thought it might be a good idea to launch
JAGS AID
Obiously this poor woman is in desperate need of our help, & the best way to ease this suffering would be organise some relife, possibly in the form of an exclusive mini munch.
Fabio your the north easts official munch organiser so over to you mate, help this desperate woman to get some desperatly needed shags.
As for the rest of us we can bring our donations in person to the approprate venue & form an orderly que. :bounce:
Ok I can donate 3 shags and a tealight :happy:
C'mere Jags :twisted: lol
I'll donate 2 shags and 2 SH goldfish :smile2:
passionkiss
dont think mine will strech that far up country lol
I presume anyone can respond to this appeal , apart from those who fall into the category of TTTTs. lol
Mike.
It was a choice between a bottle of Fitou or a shag last night... unfortunately the Fitou won!
I've written to the BBD to ask for my money back but apparently I didn't pay anything so can't expect anything and don't deserve anything. It's a bad day in the Toon if a gal can't get a shag without tip-tapping down to the Bigg Market!!
Off to work now!
lol :lol:
ok Im sure that I can offer me favourite Jagsy a few candidates for a good bollocking :jagsatwork:
I know she'll just love that :giggle:
I will put myself forward for the first Jags Slap of the Month!!
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee
I can offer 2 shags and a bag of grapes wink bolt
Quote by Kit
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee

Ah, my old old favourite Chicken Legs!! :inlove: Can you make sure they are deep fried this time Kit cos the pale wishy-washy look is not attractive on a man so .........chickenleggy!!
x xx
Quote by bigDewi69
I can offer 2 shags and a bag of grapes wink bolt

Oh.. interesting offer. Green or black grapes?
lol
forgot to mention, in order for her to make up her mind who gets the privilage of a jags shag all candidates should send in several cock shots lol
bolt
Quote by Jags
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee

Ah, my old old favourite Chicken Legs!! :inlove: Can you make sure they are deep fried this time Kit cos the pale wishy-washy look is not attractive on a man so .........chickenleggy!!
x xxSouthern Fried do you?
Quote by Jags
I can offer 2 shags and a bag of grapes wink bolt

Oh.. interesting offer. Green or black grapes?
lol
Red, wouldn't touch black unless I wanted food poisoning. Would it sweeten the deal if I threw in a banana and some nuts? :lol:
Quote by Kit
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee

Ah, my old old favourite Chicken Legs!! :inlove: Can you make sure they are deep fried this time Kit cos the pale wishy-washy look is not attractive on a man so .........chickenleggy!!
x xxSouthern Fried do you?
Yummy - I could nibble them all night!!
lol :lol:
2 shags
2 apple cores and
half a crunchie...........
do i win
:bounce:
Quote by Alexandra
Okay......
I must have been away longer than I thought....
What on earth is a FITOU??????
Hello Jags!
Has that cheeky monkey, Prags, encouraged all those TTTT's to send in cock shots then?
Hugs!
Alex x x x

Oh well well well, look who decides to just come waltzing back in like she's never been away!! smackbottom
and just where the bluddy ell do you think you've been eh? :smackbottom:
OK OK, can't be cross with you rolleyes Bluddy good to see you Alex :bounce: welcome back kiss
I would send loads of cock shots to JAGS, but, my rooster doesn't want to pose for any photos ( GROAN ) lol
NO crunchies - can't bear them! Now if you had offered Mint Aeros then I'd be up for that!
Alex - what do you mean what is Fitou??? Red red wine...
Anyway, tonight I am both shagless and wineless. Have been to vote and got depressed at some of the names of some of the parties!
:shock:
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Jags
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

*smokerjim grabs his coat, and wears a winning smile, aimed at Jags*
Quote by smokerjim

Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

*smokerjim grabs his coat, and wears a winning smile, aimed at Jags*
And Kent is HOW far away?? :shock: :shock: Actually I used to live in Kent, Gillingham to be precise. Can you guess why??
:lol:
Hang on Jags !!!!.................Parceling up MrFC for you as I type........ you may not get anything tonight, but sending him recorded delivery 1st thing tomorrow. wink
Now make sure your in as I would hate for him to be sitting in the Post Office over the weekend, with no ale and lassies to keep him company. lol
Quote by MrsFC
Hang on Jags !!!!.................Parceling up MrFC for you as I type........ you may not get anything tonight, but sending him recorded delivery 1st thing tomorrow. wink
Now make sure your in as I would hate for him to be sitting in the Post Office over the weekend, with no ale and lassies to keep him company. lol

I broke into a sweat there at the very thought of MrFC horizontal at my feet AGAIN! Now don't you tease a jaded Jags! :cry: :cry:
But if he does arrive be prepared to get him back in a jiffy bag all wrung out and wasted!!
hump :hump: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags

Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

*smokerjim grabs his coat, and wears a winning smile, aimed at Jags*
And Kent is HOW far away?? :shock: :shock: Actually I used to live in Kent, Gillingham to be precise. Can you guess why??
:lol:
Call me thicker than a very thick thing, but no I haven't got a Scooby - but at least you'll know the way to mine!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My dad worked out of Chatham... though he spent most of the time in Aden, or was it Petra??
lol
Quote by Jags
NO crunchies - can't bear them! Now if you had offered Mint Aeros then I'd be up for that!
Alex - what do you mean what is Fitou??? Red red wine...
Anyway, tonight I am both shagless and wineless. Have been to vote and got depressed at some of the names of some of the parties!
:shock:
Suppose it's too late to ask for a shag tonight??
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

How late is tonight? biggrin
It's a quarter past too late!
biggrin
:cry:
lol
Always late to the party. I can offer a tealite :shock: and 3.5 shags - and if you can wait an extra 15 mins I'll manage the missing 0.5!!
Quote by Jags
It's a quarter past too late!
biggrin
:cry:
lol

Not by my watch wink