Jags' exorcisms

23 Feb 2007

In conjuction with Father Sercher I now present to you Sister Jags.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/117062.html
Here I will exorcise any demons, spirits (non-alcoholic) and twats for no fee, no donation and no guilt.
Tell me who/what to exorcise and it shall be done, if I agree with you that is!
lol

23 Feb 2007

oh! greate "jag's" worship

i come to your temple to hunble myself before you worship

i ask that you "exorcize" the "twaty" Demon who is makeing me post sh1t threads worship

thank you in advance oh! mity one worship

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
oh! greate "jag's"
i come to your temple to hunble myself before you
i ask that you "exorcize" the "twaty" Demon who is makeing me post sh1t threads
thank you in advance oh! mity one

Well Sercher... my own special room 101 is reserved for twats, turds, tossers and the odd twit!
Now if you can promise me that you will NOT succumb to your particular demon - I take it is alcohol related by dint of it being Friday night??? - and that you will pour it down the drain at the earliest opportunity then you can consider yourself cleansed.
Rise Brother Sercher - welcome to the wide white world!
cool

23 Feb 2007

jags you can cum over here any time i could do with the exocise :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
jags you can cum over here any time i could do with the exocise :twisted:

No, get a dictionary, then get a room!
lol

23 Feb 2007

Er Jags..............I was just mooching and...........what shall I do with this crate of Brandy?

23 Feb 2007

Sister Jags, can you please exorcise out of existance my WITCH BITCH boss who made me cry today, thanks very much, Cherry lol

23 Feb 2007

errrrrrrrrrr! think we may have a little problem her confused

chuckin a good bottle of " famus Grouse" down the drain :shock:
sorry hun not my idea of fun evil

an anyway Darkfire would rip me nads off if she found out wink

oh! well! guess im off to hell then!
oi! satan! your sat in my seat you "wuss" :twisted:
wink

what a ride wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by MrFC
Er Jags..............I was just mooching and...........what shall I do with this crate of Brandy?

Give it to me - we can set it alight and watch the Fires of Hell burn bright!
Or, we could just drink it! No laying on the floor this time though, it was difficult to step over you!
bolt

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
jags you can cum over here any time i could do with the exocise :twisted:

No, get a dictionary, then get a room!
lol

always worth a try :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Sister Jags, can you please exorcise out of existance my WITCH BITCH boss who made me cry today, thanks very much, Cherry

Of course! Just send me the following:
1 - a cutting of her third finger, left hand
2 - a cutting of her pubic hair
3 - a very small and undecipherable passport picture of her
4 - your own incantation for her destruction
5 - £50, 000 in used notes in a brown paper envelope
6 - a reference for my excellent services in ridding you of evil in your life
and then all your woes will be ended.
lol

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
No, get a dictionary, then get a room!

Oh wise and wonderful Jags....
Can you arrange to exorcise the pendants and nit-pickers from the forums?
By the way, glad to see you put the apostrophe in the right place in the title ;-)
bolt

23 Feb 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
No, get a dictionary, then get a room!

Oh wise and wonderful Jags....
Can you arrange to exorcise the pendants and nit-pickers from the forums?
By the way, glad to see you put the apostrophe in the right place in the title ;-)
bolt

I AM the Chief Pedant - hence the correct (and not 'right') apostrophe! I can't put myself in Room 101, at least until midnight, Then I will spontaneously combust anyway.
Good to see you posting - get back to reporting though! It's your better vocation.
lol

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
In conjuction with Father Sercher I now present to you Sister Jags.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/117062.html
Here I will exorcise any demons, spirits (non-alcoholic) and twats for no fee, no donation and no guilt.
Tell me who/what to exorcise and it shall be done, if I agree with you that is!
Have people been upsetting you?

23 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
In conjuction with Father Sercher I now present to you Sister Jags.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/117062.html
Here I will exorcise any demons, spirits (non-alcoholic) and twats for no fee, no donation and no guilt.
Tell me who/what to exorcise and it shall be done, if I agree with you that is!
Have people been upsetting you?

No, no one person upsetting me. Well, perhaps I tell a very small and very white lie... bugger, do I have to go to Father Sercher's thread again??
surprised

uch:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
I AM the Chief Pedant - hence the correct (and not 'right') apostrophe!

That just shows that my grammar school education was worth every penny rolleyes

;-)

23 Feb 2007

Sister Jags, please could you exorcise the wisdom tooth, that has decided to make an unannounced appearance, from my mouth. evil

23 Feb 2007

Quote by poshkate
Sister Jags, please could you exorcise the wisdom tooth, that has decided to make an unannounced appearance, from my mouth.

Some things are controlled by Mother Nature who takes precedence over both Father Sercher and Sister Jags. Even these two mighty forces bow down to a greater god - I can prescribe oil of cloves on a piece of cotton wool OR a glug of neat (but not malt) whisky to help drive the pain demons away.
Take solace in that the pain indicates emerging adulthood, even if somewhat removed from your chronological age!
:P

23 Feb 2007

Quote by poshkate
Sister Jags, please could you exorcise the wisdom tooth, that has decided to make an unannounced appearance, from my mouth.

My dear sister..........that is not a tooth !

23 Feb 2007

Quote by MrFC
My dear sister..........that is not a tooth !

it's not.........blimey, what the hell is it then.....
I'm innocent don't ya know :angel:

24 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
Rise Brother Sercher - welcome to the wide white world!

How is it that I see a double double entendre here?
.

24 Feb 2007

Hallelujah praise be I have seen the light
cool

24 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
Hallelujah praise be I have seen the light

Wont that just be the effects of the Famous grouse? wink

24 Feb 2007

oh! read that thread then did you rolleyes

that was " father sercher" not me confused