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Quote by Countess
Hows about we set the scene ...........................................
crowded bar ......slighly smoked filled.........I walk in and scan the room .............I spot her sitting at the bar looking round .....I catch her eye and smile then look away slowly.......I make my way to the bar not looking at her but making sure I brush past her and as i walk past glance up and lick my lips......
I order my drink and send one over to her just to let her know she has caught my eye ..................I then make sure i postion myself so I am just in her eye line and spend the night looking over my glass at her and laughing and licking my lips and having eye contact just a fraction longer than most.
on the dance floor I make sure she knows I'm there ................ as I leave.....................I make eye contact for the last time and hope it has been as good for her as it has for me.
(it has worked on men in the past for me but don't know if it does anything for you Jagredface surprisedops: or do you mean flirting with double meanings dropped in conversation)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Can I change all the 'she's and 'her's into 'he's and 'his's and imagine it's me puuuuuurrrrlleeeeeease!
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Quote by westerross
Hows about we set the scene ...........................................
crowded bar ......slighly smoked filled.........I walk in and scan the room .............I spot her sitting at the bar looking round .....I catch her eye and smile then look away slowly.......I make my way to the bar not looking at her but making sure I brush past her and as i walk past glance up and lick my lips......
I order my drink and send one over to her just to let her know she has caught my eye ..................I then make sure i postion myself so I am just in her eye line and spend the night looking over my glass at her and laughing and licking my lips and having eye contact just a fraction longer than most.
on the dance floor I make sure she knows I'm there ................ as I leave.....................I make eye contact for the last time and hope it has been as good for her as it has for me.
(it has worked on men in the past for me but don't know if it does anything for you Jagredface surprisedops: or do you mean flirting with double meanings dropped in conversation)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Can I change all the 'she's and 'her's into 'he's and 'his's and imagine it's me puuuuuurrrrlleeeeeease!
.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (it is usually he's and his but as it was for Jags I thought I better use she and her)
Quote by Countess
Hows about we set the scene ...........................................
crowded bar ......slighly smoked filled.........I walk in and scan the room .............I spot her sitting at the bar looking round .....I catch her eye and smile then look away slowly.......I make my way to the bar not looking at her but making sure I brush past her and as i walk past glance up and lick my lips......
I order my drink and send one over to her just to let her know she has caught my eye ..................I then make sure i postion myself so I am just in her eye line and spend the night looking over my glass at her and laughing and licking my lips and having eye contact just a fraction longer than most.
on the dance floor I make sure she knows I'm there ................ as I leave.....................I make eye contact for the last time and hope it has been as good for her as it has for me.
(it has worked on men in the past for me but don't know if it does anything for you Jagredface surprisedops: or do you mean flirting with double meanings dropped in conversation)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Can I change all the 'she's and 'her's into 'he's and 'his's and imagine it's me puuuuuurrrrlleeeeeease!
.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (it is usually he's and his but as it was for Jags I thought I better use she and her)
So it's a bi-post then! That'll do me!!
:inlove:
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Well there are so many sexy ladies in here this evening... ahhh what I wouldn't give.... Just to spend a little time with each of you, feeling my pulse quicken as our eyes lock! I can't choose one to flirt with as I'm such a greedy young girl! :twisted:
Jags... I know you aren't seeking women but if you ever fancy going out to dinner with a girl that will make you feel like the only woman in the room drop me a line! :rose:

... was that flirty enough?..... wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I'm offski ;)
Minx x x

Noooooo Binxy, don't go! I know I don't beat the girls most times but I used to have a stalker, who looked just like you!! :inlove:
Ohhhh just saw the thread and thought it was for everyone to flirt with everyone.
Can we do that ? :twisted:
Trouble with chat-up lines ect, is that they just dont cut it like the old fashioned eye contact.........just 4 seconds of contact is enough to make the point or her ask what (when she really knows that you want her).
Quote by freckledbird
Ohhhh just saw the thread and thought it was for everyone to flirt with everyone.
Can we do that ? :twisted:

Ohhhh yes! hump
Quote by westerross

I'm offski ;)
Minx x x

Noooooo Binxy, don't go! I know I don't beat the girls most times but I used to have a stalker, who looked just like you!! :inlove:
I heard she wasn't very good at it.... rolleyes innocent :giggle: kiss
Minx x x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx

I'm offski ;)
Minx x x

Noooooo Binxy, don't go! I know I don't beat the girls most times but I used to have a stalker, who looked just like you!! :inlove:
I heard she wasn't very good at it.... rolleyes innocent :giggle: kiss
Minx x x x
Yeah, but just the thought was nice!
Quote by BiWelshMinx

I'm offski ;)
Minx x x

Noooooo Binxy, don't go! I know I don't beat the girls most times but I used to have a stalker, who looked just like you!! :inlove:
I heard she wasn't very good at it.... rolleyes innocent :giggle: kiss
Minx x x x
Yeah, but just the thought was nice!
Oooh - ooh - Am I too late to flirt with Jags????????
'cos I know that one day she will succcumb wink
aRSexx :color:
Quote by freckledbird
Ohhhh just saw the thread and thought it was for everyone to flirt with everyone.
Can we do that ? :twisted:

Hiya, chick!
Hop up on me pillion.... I'll leave the rest to yer imagination but it has something to do with something hot and throbbing!! :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Oooh - ooh - Am I too late to flirt with Jags????????
'cos I know that one day she will succcumb wink
aRSexx :color:

Well look, who slipped in just infront of me! Our beautiful liittle southerm hemispherical 'Bows kiss
How're you sweetie? Long time no see!!
Quote by westerross
How're you sweetie? Long time no see!!

Loving the weather biggrin . Good lord - it has been ages hasn't it!!
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
aRSexx :color:
Quote by westerross
Ohhhh just saw the thread and thought it was for everyone to flirt with everyone.
Can we do that ? :twisted:

Hiya, chick!
Hop up on me pillion.... I'll leave the rest to yer imagination but it has something to do with something hot and throbbing!! :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: bad man redface
Quote by freckledbird
Ohhhh just saw the thread and thought it was for everyone to flirt with everyone.
Can we do that ? :twisted:

Hiya, chick!
Hop up on me pillion.... I'll leave the rest to yer imagination but it has something to do with something hot and throbbing!! :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: bad man redface
What?? What?? Thought it was a tasty flirt me!!! dunno :giggle:
Quote by westerross
What?? What?? Thought it was a tasty flirt me!!! dunno :giggle:

You know what I mean :shock: redface
Quote by Jags
Sorry all as I proclaimed in chat last night my flirting days are done with :shock: :shock: wink

Not even a mini-flirt??? A nano-flirt with a hint of sweet seduction hanging in the air??
:smoke:
Awww my sweet enigma I've always got time for flirting with you!!!!!!!!
:smoke:
In edit: Balls wrong account redface surprisedops: It's sheddy not kate my arse isn't that sexy :cry: lol
Quote by Rainbows
Oooh - ooh - Am I too late to flirt with Jags????????
'cos I know that one day she will succcumb wink
aRSexx :color:

NEVER too late to flirt with me Bows.... succumb??? Doubt it but think of the fun we'll have before then!
kiss :kiss:
Sorry jags, I got a bit waylaid by the lovely ladies in forum chatroom last night but here again now.
So, how YOU doing? :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry jags, I got a bit waylaid by the lovely ladies in forum chatroom last night but here again now.
So, how YOU doing? :rascal:

rolleyes :roll:
Fine summer morning here and I hope to spend a significant portion of my working day flirting with lots of people!! :happy:
:bounce: :bounce:
Dirty job but someone's gotta do it hunni :giggle:
Quote by Jags
Oooh - ooh - Am I too late to flirt with Jags????????
'cos I know that one day she will succcumb wink
aRSexx :color:

NEVER too late to flirt with me Bows.... succumb??? Doubt it but think of the fun we'll have before then!
kiss :kiss:
Succumb??? Is that what one says when one can't decide which one to suck?? dunno :giggle:
My flirt must have been pretty crap to not even get acknowledged! dunno
wink
Quote by Kiss_Me
My flirt must have been pretty crap to not even get acknowledged! dunno
wink

Think I went to bed.... dreaming of flirtatious moments to enliven my evening.
kiss
Quote by Medic_1
Medic sings ever so quietly in Jags ear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hey woman, my woman open your eyse and smile
Hey lovely, my lovely stay in my bed awhile
Savour the present we've got to open
Wrapped in a sleepy way
We've got a gift to share together
It's the gift of a brand new day
Gift of a brand new day.
Making music, making love and making harmony
Time goes down, time flows down
The long long road you share with me.
(unfinished) :love: & kiss es

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:kiss: Thanks Fred!
:P
Hello there Jags, seems like a lifetime since I last flirted with SH's most enigmatic Mod. kiss
I still have a bottle of single malt waiting to be sipped in a quiet garden whilst watching the sunset.
Hope you are well, and have as lovely a summer as you richly deserve. :kiss:
<<<< Puts an arm around Jags, looks deep into her pool like eyes, lips slightly parted, moistening the top lip with the tip of my tongue. moving my head slowly closer, stroking her shimmering hair ............................................ AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOO
oh ffs
I'll get me coat rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
<<<< Puts an arm around Jags, looks deep into her pool like eyes, lips slightly parted, moistening the top lip with the tip of my tongue. moving my head slowly closer, stroking her shimmering hair ............................................ AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOO
oh ffs
I'll get me coat rolleyes

Oooops ! :shock: