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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
MrFC why is your bum not moving dunno

Which reminds me - where is Mrs FC??? confused :? :? :? :?
Kit
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
I would ban you all cool

hey sweetie - don't push your luck :twisted: I have buttons - and I know how I like them to be pushed lol
Unknown User
Quote by Sexysteph

MrFC why is your bum not moving dunno
Fee
XX

You mean like this Fee
It's that Jizzymuffdiver he's nicked MrFCs movement lol
Thanks Steph, thats much better biggrin
I noticed too that we had an imposter in our midst :shock:
Fee
XX
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee

MrFC why is your bum not moving dunno
Fee
XX

You mean like this Fee
It's that Jizzymuffdiver he's nicked MrFCs movement lol
Thanks Steph, thats much better biggrin
I noticed too that we had an imposter in our midst :shock:
Fee
XX
Yep!! I thought there were a few more bums than usual!!! confused :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
leprechaun
Sex God
Jag there are 2 on your list u can send for some correctional behaviour modification
lol
ps any male halfs of couples feel free to send your wayward other halvies to me for correction
dargento
Orgasminator
cant you give them a choice jags????
along the lines of be banned or forced to come out in manchester with the NW posse......and buy all the drinks smile
on second thought.......just ban em.... biggrin :D :D
Jags
Sex God
Morning has broken - and I hope they all have sufficiently painful headaches to consider the unwiseness of their actions last night!
lol :lol:
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
lurve them all! passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
lurve them all! passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

song = "Now And Then There's A Fool Such As I". The Platters 19noughtplonk lol
Morning
Jags
Sex God
Morning! kiss
"Fools rush in, where wise men never go
But wise men never fall in love
So how are they to know"
:inlove:
Sarah
Sex God
Morning Jags,
We are awake and sober.
As you can see no one drank anything last night lol
And all the Mods were dedicated to looking after the standards of the site :shock:
willxx69
Sex God
WTF????
Tme for a peacemaking exercise?
I am quite sure that KitKat, Kit :love:, Mal and Sarah (who I have not had the pleasure of meeting yet) would never have been involved in alcohol-fuelled bawdiness. At least not without inviting me to join them!! mad
Meanwhile Jags, if you require someone to come and soothe you then you KNOW I would be only too happy to oblige (don't much care for the idea of red hot pokers though!! :shock: :shock: )
Perhaps Shakespeare's representative (well someone bald and bearded, anyway) should have a long and protracted conference with the resident Scottish Bard passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Just a thought wink
Will
PS You can slap me too if it helps. Kit has been disturbingly negligent in that department of late sad
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Morning Jags,
We are awake and sober.
As you can see no one drank anything last night lol
And all the Mods were dedicated to looking after the standards of the site :shock:

Just look at that pic, a rose between two thorns huh wink What a woman would do to be in that position hump :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Morning Jags,
We are awake and sober.
As you can see no one drank anything last night lol
And all the Mods were dedicated to looking after the standards of the site :shock:

What a shower - semi-clad and peering at porn on a laptop! There's a slap waiting to happen right there. Raised buttocks all ready for severe and several punishments for tormenting a fellow Mod miles and miles away and for no good purpose.
WILL... :inlove: :inlove: come make my life a pleasanter place to be! National bardness demands congress. hump :hump:
Out to lunch now.
kiss :kiss:
Sarah
Sex God
They have gone now :cry:
But wrecked my kitchen on the way out!
Thanks guys for a wonderful evening, my kitchen looks wonderful as well just have to fill in the holes and paint the walls!
Jags next time you are invited as is Wills, and anyone else who knows me (I guess that is most of the site then :shock: )
Unknown User
dunno We were looking for the Chocolate Wheetos.
lhk
Kat
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Out to lunch now.
kiss :kiss:
Who are you trying to kid? You've been out to lunch for years!!
:rude: :twisted:
Will
Unknown User
Quote by willxx69
Out to lunch now.
kiss :kiss:
Who are you trying to kid? You've been out to lunch for years!!
:rude: :twisted:
Will
dunno I though she had ordered in.

:smug:
lhk
Kat
willxx69
Sex God
:laughabove:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Where DO you find these from?
Will
Unknown User
:twisted: I've had it for weeks - one of those things you pop in the drawer saying to yourself "that is BOUND to come in useful someday"
It appears today is someday!
Don't worry - someone will un-ban me! wink
lhk
kat
Kit
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
PS You can slap me too if it helps. Kit has been disturbingly negligent in that department of late sad

I've been busy redface
Have a virtual one for now SLAP!
real ones soon :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
:twisted: I've had it for weeks - one of those things you pop in the drawer saying to yourself "that is BOUND to come in useful someday"
It appears today is someday!
Don't worry - someone will un-ban me! wink
lhk
kat

HUGE MEGA SIZED SLAP!
smackbottom :smackbottom:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
willxx69
Sex God
tee hee lol :lol: :lol:
Don't you just love it when Kat gets into trouble!
Will
Jags
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
tee hee lol :lol: :lol:
Don't you just love it when Kat gets into trouble!
Will

I did worse than just slap him Will darling!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kit
Sex God
Tee hee - any minute now, he is going to come downstairs and beg lol :lol:
How much do we want Kat to beg? :twisted:
Snogs for Jags and slaps for Will
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Kit
Tee hee - any minute now, he is going to come downstairs and beg lol :lol:
How much do we want Kat to beg? :twisted:
Snogs for Jags and slaps for Will

Is he begging yet??? :kissmyarse: :kissmyarse: I can hear the creak on the staircase from here!
BIG SNOGS for Kit
willxx69
Sex God
Let me guess - Jags has banned Kat and he is going to have to BEG Kit to un-ban him! :happy:
Oooooh, I sense that this is going to be expensive. VERY expensive! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
Sarah
Sex God
Yep one expensive shopping trip coming on......................
Kit
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Let me guess - Jags has banned Kat and he is going to have to BEG Kit to un-ban him! :happy:
Oooooh, I sense that this is going to be expensive. VERY expensive! :twisted: :twisted:
Will

In more ways than one Will :twisted: