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I have a dilemma - it is possible or advisable to ban the following people from the site?
KitKat
Kat
Mal
Sarah
That's three Mods and a woman who should know better! :undecided: :undecided:
This is following a piece of MAJOR drunken behaviour involving three telephones, a piece of black rope and a serious amount of alcohol intake (on their behalf!) :cheers: :cheers:
Maybe a poll?
whip :whip: :whip:
I don't know - I think we need to see the pictures first.
Quote by Jags
Maybe a poll?

Yep!! I'd ban the Poll!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
show us the proof!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Maybe a poll?

Yep!! I'd ban the Poll!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
OK.. we can now add Sarge to the list of possible bannees - I've had it with Mods being flirty, frivolous, funny and full of themselves. It's about time a whole bunch of them got a red hot poker up their backsides as a reminder that they're mortal!
surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch:
So, the list is now:
KitKat
Kit
Mal
Sarah
Sarge
Any more sensible thoughts??

:rose:
Quote by Debbiewebs
show us the proof!

Is'nt the word of a God good enough now confused: :?: :?:
phredd
ooops = that should read Mod lol
Quote by Debbiewebs
show us the proof!

Once I get sent the multi-media message - I can't post a STUPID phone call conversation here - enough to say that I had two telephones busy with these particular band of tossers!!
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
show us the proof!

Is'nt the word of a God good enough now confused: :?: :?:
phredd
ooops = that should read Mod lol
Fred - you can be reserve Mod #1 for a courageous act of creeping!
:thumbup:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
show us the proof!

Is'nt the word of a God good enough now confused: :?: :?:
phredd
ooops = that should read Mod lol
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
show us the proof!

Once I get sent the multi-media message - I can't post a STUPID phone call conversation here - enough to say that I had two telephones busy with these particular band of tossers!!
smackbottom :smackbottom:
O errrrr ok bolt
Jags
You are in soooooooooooooooo much trouble................
You just wait till they are sober
Quote by Jags
we can now add Sarge to the list of possible bannees -

Bannees, Jags? That's two new words you've invented today for the dictionary! If Sarge was female, would the word be banshee? lol :lol:
Jags
You best send Sgt over here now lol
Quote by MikeNorth
we can now add Sarge to the list of possible bannees -

Bannees, Jags? That's two new words you've invented today for the dictionary! If Sarge was female, would the word be banshee? lol :lol:
If an Englishman like Shakespeare can invent words then it's down to this 'Scottish woman' to invent them too.
:happy: :happy:
Quote by Sarah
Jags
You are in soooooooooooooooo much trouble................
You just wait till they are sober

I'M in trouble???
:jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
:rose: :rose:
Quote by Jags
If an Englishman like Shakespeare can invent words then it's down to this 'Scottish woman' to invent them too.
:happy: :happy:

G'on yersel Jags :mrgreen:
Fee
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Invention is the mother of necessity!!
*could be the wrong way round*
lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Jags
You best send Sgt over here now lol

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: I'm on my way!!! kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Sarge - if you want to consort with almost banned people then you take the risk. Four people, endless beverages of the 'Stella Artois - Orange Juice flavour' (TM KitKat2005), one black rope, one phone and one hapless victim is a recipe for a severe and prolonged ticking off!
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Jags,
Just stop blathering woman and smack me as hard as you can, sweetheart.
lhk
Kat
Quote by Jags
Sarge - if you want to consort with almost banned people then you take the risk. Four people, endless beverages of the 'Stella Artois - Orange Juice flavour' (TM KitKat2005), one black rope, one phone and one hapless victim is a recipe for a severe and prolonged ticking off!
smackbottom :smackbottom:

...but I'm on the almost banned list (2nd version) so that allows me to mix with my own sort!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge - if you want to consort with almost banned people then you take the risk. Four people, endless beverages of the 'Stella Artois - Orange Juice flavour' (TM KitKat2005), one black rope, one phone and one hapless victim is a recipe for a severe and prolonged ticking off!
smackbottom :smackbottom:

...but I'm on the almost banned list (2nd version) so that allows me to mix with my own sort!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You can move from the 'almost banned' to the 'nearly banned' very swiftly.
wave :wave:
Quote by KitKat
Jags,
Just stop blathering woman and smack me as hard as you can, sweetheart.
lhk
Kat

I can smack you anytime you want... for as long as you want... as often as you want!!
:inlove: :inlove:
and can I watch while you do it :twisted:
So, looking at my fellow Listees, does that mean I get to consort with Kit as well as Sarah?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Think I'll give Mal and Kat a kiss though!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? wink
Quote by Kit
and can I watch while you do it :twisted:

Long as you take pictures - you're good at that!
lol :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Think I'll give Mal and Kat a kiss though!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? wink

A new flufflier, more feminine side to your character Sarge?
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Quote by Jags

Think I'll give Mal and Kat a kiss though!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? wink

A new flufflier, more feminine side to your character Sarge?
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I would ban you all cool
Quote by MrFC
I would ban you all cool

Sounds like a good idea lol :lol:
MrFC why is your bum not moving dunno
I'm having a problem with mine - it seems to have GONE :shock:
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