No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages, a bit of cyber malt, a touch of virtual massage and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I'm happy!
:beer: :beer: :beer:
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Jag's personal zone out zone
Sex God
Quote by Jags
No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages, a bit of cyber malt, a touch of virtual massage and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I'm happy!
:beer: :beer: :beer:
How about a bit of cyber sex??????
:twisted: :twisted: awwwww jags...come on get yourself out and about.....
looks like a busy weekend..been invited by a lovely lady to a munch and drinks on sunday at kitkats social...
be nice to see you you know
at least then you could shout at me in person lol
ill send over a nice bottle of cotes du rhone
dargento
looks like a busy weekend..been invited by a lovely lady to a munch and drinks on sunday at kitkats social...
be nice to see you you know
at least then you could shout at me in person lol
ill send over a nice bottle of cotes du rhone
dargento
Quote by Jags
No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages, a bit of cyber malt, a touch of virtual massage and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I'm happy!
:beer: :beer: :beer:
Budge up on that virtual couch you, I'll come join you for a cyber malt
Kitty xxx
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I take it you have your tits out on a tray then?
lhk
Kat
First Aid for the Laird please
I just fell off my chair at the thought :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
GET LOST YOU LOT!! My own, my very own, personal zone out zone!!
I go read some lovely PMs (thanks the random PMers BTW) and come back to find my zone out zone invaded - by some lovely lovely people but still invaded.
I want EVERYTHING from EVERYBODY cos this is just a pleasure zone for a jaded Jags. Now... gimme gimme a man after midnight. Who needs a Munch!!!
:inlove: :inlove:
I go read some lovely PMs (thanks the random PMers BTW) and come back to find my zone out zone invaded - by some lovely lovely people but still invaded.
I want EVERYTHING from EVERYBODY cos this is just a pleasure zone for a jaded Jags. Now... gimme gimme a man after midnight. Who needs a Munch!!!
:inlove: :inlove:
Sex God
Jags
Can I bring some cyber nibbles as well????
Can I bring some cyber nibbles as well????
Quote by the_Laird
and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I take it you have your tits out on a tray then?
lhk
Kat
First Aid for the Laird please
I just fell off my chair at the thought :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You should try one on each shoulder when you are concentrating on typing.:shock:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Would you allow an errant TE in here tonight - I want some of Sarah's cyber nibbles really!
STOP IT!!
You are all welcome - some more welcome if they come 1) dressed in a uniform 2) dressed in a kilt 3) bearing gifts 4) are good friends 5) want to become good friends 6) live near to me 7) live near to me and dressed in a uniform 8) live near to me and dressed in a kilt 9) live near to me and are good friends dressed in a uniform 10) live near to me and are good friends and are dressed in a kilt...
You get my drift???
:rose: :rose: :rose:
You are all welcome - some more welcome if they come 1) dressed in a uniform 2) dressed in a kilt 3) bearing gifts 4) are good friends 5) want to become good friends 6) live near to me 7) live near to me and dressed in a uniform 8) live near to me and dressed in a kilt 9) live near to me and are good friends dressed in a uniform 10) live near to me and are good friends and are dressed in a kilt...
You get my drift???
:rose: :rose: :rose:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages,
Interesting. I've just been having a discussion in PM regarding cyber massages (and cyber otherthings) as currency.
We've decided they are IOUs and are currently negotiating the exchange rate. :twisted:
Sex God
Or how about a cyber orgy,???
Taking top off, to get ready
:P
Taking top off, to get ready
:P Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Or how about a cyber orgy,???
Taking top off, to get ready
OK, but if I need a break, you gonna cyberfluff?
Quote by Ice Pie
No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages,
Interesting. I've just been having a discussion in PM regarding cyber massages (and cyber otherthings) as currency.
We've decided they are IOUs and are currently negotiating the exchange rate. :twisted:
Exchange rate is 1 haggis to 1 stottie - now, I'm up for LOTS of haggises but the thought of more than 1 stottie is more than Jags can bear.
More interesting would be 1 Jags to 2 cyber men. Offers to the usual number.
:lol:NO!!! Not Cybermen a la Dr Who ( :rose: ) but cyber men as in not real life blokes. Though real life blokes x 2 would be more than welcome!
Hole
Digging
Stop
:rascal:
Quote by Jags
STOP IT!!
You are all welcome - some more welcome if they come 1) dressed in a uniform 2) dressed in a kilt 3) bearing gifts 4) are good friends 5) want to become good friends 6) live near to me 7) live near to me and dressed in a uniform 8) live near to me and dressed in a kilt 9) live near to me and are good friends dressed in a uniform 10) live near to me and are good friends and are dressed in a kilt...
You get my drift???
:rose: :rose: :rose:
One postie in a uniform.... and it is me!
But i only score on points 1 , 3 and 5... will I do?
Quote by postie
One postie in a uniform.... and it is me!
But i only score on points 1 , 3 and 5... will I do?
It's been a beast of a week so I'll take what's on offer!
BUT.. DON'T want Cybermen... want men. Flesh... hard.. soft... yielding... warm... wet... hard... flesh..
*slaps self out of daydream*
:P
Sex God
Hiya Jags,
I've tried my best to quickly get a cyber black kilt on. They ran out of black leather I'm affraid. Will it do?
I also live close by (well its only an inch on the map).
Is there anything else I could do while I'm here?
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Matt - if you could travel that 'inch on the map' in the next hour you will be amply rewarded for your effort.
Ok.. got Malt, PMs. cyber jacuzzi, cyber snogs and getting ready for Matt!
*goes off to wash armpits and cesspits*
Right I'm heading towards you now Jags.
Can you see me?
How about now?
What do you mean I'm going the wrong way. :shock:
Bugger, I've ended up back home now.
Sex God
I'm just going to have to persuade Kat to drive up to yours with me. Then you can have two black leather kilted, soft, warm, fluffy males (probably wearing sussies) armed with black rope and a whip.
Now don't be sad Jags. Enjoy the Cyber while you can. If we get hold of you, you won't have any time for the forum anymore I can assure you of that. :twisted:
Now don't be sad Jags. Enjoy the Cyber while you can. If we get hold of you, you won't have any time for the forum anymore I can assure you of that. :twisted:
