Quote by Jags
You mean my world-shattering revelation which would have stunned the swinging world and ripped it assunder has been deleted?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You don't think Jags is really an undercover News Of The World reporter do you? :shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I think she was going to come clean about her ongoing affair with the sarge before the birth of their child:
JILKO
:P 
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think Jags was going to admit that she loves cock pics and has a folder full of them on her pc that she can't stop drooling over! :grin:
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Everyone knows she's got a large cupboard at the back of the GFZ (think X-Files)near the pool table stacked full of her cock pic collection. Quote by easy
I think she was going to come clean about her ongoing affair with the sarge before the birth of their child:
JILKO
:P 
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Don't blame me. I didn't put that image together.
The legend of the Jilko child was prophesised long long ago by the SH High Priestess (aka missy) and the Big Black Darlek :scared:
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What was that I said??
:bounce:
Quote by Jags
I don’t really know where to begin, but I feel it is time to reveal the real me and my till now well guarded secret.
I had a rather uncomfortable time as a young lady exploring sexuality and those first fumbling experiences with boys on park after closing. Why, you may ask? Well I was never really happy with my Lady Lips.
After years of avoiding sexual encounters I decided to do something about it. Why should I deprive myself of my sexual desires, so I started to save my money and research what surgery was available for those seeking the designer vagina. A few years back I headed off to American, with a suitcase full of money and a list of reputable surgeons.
My expectations and excitement soon started to fade, as surgeon after surgeon explained that what I wanted would cost more than I had saved. It was a Thursday afternoon and after yet another disappointing discussion, I found I had a few hours to kill before my last appointment, so I decided to take in a few sites. To cut a long story short, well for this bit of the story anyway, I won $300,000 on an instant lottery ticket. I took this as a sign, a sign that I really had to go for it and get exactly what I wanted.
I flicked through the brochure and described what I wanted. I wanted the Roll Royce of vulvas, the top of the range prick-slit, the ultimate undercarriage. I turned to the surgeon and exclaimed…. “spare no expense and pimp my ride!â€
3 days later I was coming round, after the 16hrs of surgery, legs braced open and two lady nurses staring in wonderment. They handed me a mirror and in an instant I knew every last cent had been worth it.
My pleasure parting was at last sleek, streamlined and complete with leather trim, mounted games consol, flashing LED’s, a set of spinners, a mo-fo sound system (complete with sub-woofers) and beast of an air horn set to play Colonel Bogey when I reach orgasm.
I may not appear to be very active on the swinging scene because I found my true desire was for dogging and my furry cup was now built for the job. I didn’t need to stop in the car to flash my interior lights, I just tug the gusset of my Marks n Sparks to the side and I can set off a laser-light show to put Pink Floyd to shame.
So if you are ever out and about in the NE at night and see lights flashing across the sky…. Listen out for the sound of Colonel Bogey and you know I am having a good time
