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Jags Scores! ... and over 3000!!

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Jags, always remember to check the small print....
Oh come on, Jags - lets hear some more from you - speech ?
On phone........ tell him your audience awaits you.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Carpathian
Jags, always remember to check the small print....
Oh come on, Jags - lets hear some more from you - speech ?

Speech...
I want to thank my fellow Mods without whom I would have suffered a humour bypass months ago
I want to thank ALL those who have taken the trouble to send me encouraging/funny/sexy or dirty PMs (delete as applicable)
I want to thank ALL those members of this illustrious forum who have taken delight in my slaps, snogs and slaavers* - who have been thick and thin (SORRY, meant 'been there through thick and thin!!)
I want to thank those who appreciate Weegie humour, Weegie intelligence and Weegie acceptance of kismet - especially in the current results in the SPlL**which only reflect wealth and the underdog. (I feel a change of topic for my thesis burbbling under...)
Mostly, I want to thank the twats and tossers who, in a combined effort, have managed to show me in the best light! 150watt bulbs encouraged and applauded.
However, my greatest acclaim must go to those I have loved, to those I have met and to those whose continued humour, support and suggestions have been humourous, supportive and suggestive. " Lang may your lum reek"
I thank you...
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PS in first edit...*slaavers is a Scots word of unknow origin meaning to slaaver at the mouth (foam, dribble or just stream according to whichever area of the UK you live in)
PPS in first edit - for those of you of an English dispostion - SPL stands for Scottish Premier League, an unknown and unconquered (by red and white) mass of the planet
Ahhhhh Jags, that's just lovely :cheers: just lovely
<sniff> wheres me hanky!
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
On phone........ tell him your audience awaits you.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Wilma... I tried, but I had his wife shouting instructions to him as we were speaking!!!
OK.. it was Fred and Wilma was trying her damndest to have her say... luckily enough they are both dear to my heart and I was patient....
x xxx
On that fine speech (for twas one) I'm retiring for the night.
It's been emotional.............
Carpy
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Ahhhhh Jags, that's just lovely :cheers: just lovely
<sniff> wheres me hanky!
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Up the leg of your navy blue gym knickers, girl!!!
x xx
Quote by Jags
Ahhhhh Jags, that's just lovely :cheers: just lovely
<sniff> wheres me hanky!
biggrin

Up the leg of your navy blue gym knickers, girl!!!
x xx
Such a turn of phrase ! lol
I'm known for it!!!
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And here endeth the first 3,000. ~On a high.
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Up the leg of your navy blue gym knickers, girl!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Cheers Jags! Cue sudden death of all PMs now everyone knows what knickers I wear rolleyes
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Up the leg of your navy blue gym knickers, girl!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Cheers Jags! Cue sudden death of all PMs now everyone knows what knickers I wear rolleyes
lol :lol: blame it on the duck!!!
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Congrats Jags, sorry you had to have a bad bit in the middle of your celebration post but remember that 99% of us love :love: all you mods, and you seem well capable of dealing with the remaining 1%
smackbottom
Mischief, in a place like this there bound to be people going all :P goey (Is that a word?) at the thought of any knickers... Don't you worry, bet the PM's will keep flooding in.
Thanks Tallnhairy... the bad bit in the middle doesn't count!!!
99% will do me champion!!
Roll on the next 3000, eh??
x xx