Quote by vodka_babe22uk
if hes hanging around he must be well hung
ile bid 6 pints of milk and some choccy
Now theres an aution price i understand!!!!!
throw in a Sunday paper and you have a deal
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Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!
Quote by manofmuchfun
Right....I need some entertainment
I well used male here ....(50).......still very fit and active.........I want 5 goldfish and foxys commission !.............My toys are extra !
Wait your turn!!!!
I need to get guy4fun sorted first. hEs curently tied to my bed (spread egaled) and begging for more. Trouble is people keep expressing an interest and buggering off!!!
I shall deal with you latter
Quote by manofmuchfun
Right....I need some entertainment
I well used male here ....(50).......still very fit and active.........I want 5 goldfish and foxys commission !.............My toys are extra !
Wait your turn!!!!
I need to get guy4fun sorted first. hEs curently tied to my bed (spread egaled) and begging for more. Trouble is people keep expressing an interest and buggering off!!!
I shall deal with you latter
Dont argue , you will only make it diffiuclut for yourself!!
well hurry up...I could be in my box by then..........anyway...I thought I was an end of line sale ?
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the tools you will need are as follows
your mouth your hands your errrrrr you know what (well it is sunday)
your job is to panda to my every need
hope you are good at massage
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i always take my mouth my hands and my you know what
with me every where i go as im very attached to them all in more ways than one !! oh im very very good at giving massages vodkababe
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
dont know who foxylady has tied up now shes reading the papers
but i can hear some grunts coming from her wardrobe
foxylady had me tied up earlier and what an experience that was i can tell you and i do believe she wants to sell me on to a new owner so get bidding !!
im not trying to bribe any of the ladies here but i do come with optional extras including some glasses, some vodka, some coke, some tonic water and some glasses ,
any takers
Quote by guy4fun
dont know who foxylady has tied up now shes reading the papers
but i can hear some grunts coming from her wardrobe
foxylady had me tied up earlier and what an experience that was i can tell you and i do believe she wants to sell me on to a new owner so get bidding !!
im not trying to bribe any of the ladies here but i do come with optional extras including some glasses, some vodka, some coke, some tonic water and some glasses ,
any takers
Your sold!! Be off with you and do what vodka babe tells you!!!
Quote by foxylady 123
no fair!!!.... when i was kidnapped... no one took an interest!! now your virtuall fighting over each other!!!! lol lol
/sets flounce mode = on
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:jiggle foxy bought me and sold me to vodka babe , she used me
had her fun then of loaded me to the lovely vodka babe , so maybe your missing out on the fun Quote by Jiggle
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now
maybe you should mount a rescue mission!!..... you nkow what my reward would be
jiggle
ok im trying to think of a rescue plan.
she has you hidden away real good.
need to work out were shes hidden you first then im on my way :D :D :D
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
awwwww i read his use by date and thought i could keep him for a while longer
whats the trade in deal
do i get a buy one hunk get one or two free
Trade in two get one or trade in one get 50% off
Canat be fairer than that but all deals subject to a thourough examination to ensure they are in the same condition as when they left me
Quote by foxylady 123
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now
If you want two i can delivermomf and look for another one for you? Though of course the cost will increase
Just tell me the model and type you would like and i will see what i can do
mmmm momf and jiggle and ill pay what ever it takes with in reason
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now
If you want two i can delivermomf and look for another one for you? Though of course the cost will increase
Just tell me the model and type you would like and i will see what i can do
mmmm momf and jiggle and ill pay what ever it takes with in reason
momf is no problem i can drop him off anytime
As for jiggle im sure i will reclaim him sometime though it might take while.
I notice Sgt Bilko is around, will he do fo r the time being? I can do you discount on him, he will be ok as long as you keep his hand off the button and ensure hes gagged.l
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
evil sniggers you will never find him
oops must give him some more pringles and blue ribands to munch on
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
you evil woman you
:lol: :lol: @ Jiggle when she brings the pringles look and let me know what you can see?
ill try to work it out and come rescue you
:D :D 