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Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!

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ok 300andy first thing is a coffee and then massarge my feet mmmmmmmm biggrin
and jiggle a nice cuddle from you wink
and momf mmmmmmm you can prop up my pillows and give me a long slow kiss :wink:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
that wernt jiggle in the outside loo i still have him locked away you will never find him

oh no is this a clone of jiggle i have here ?
oh well the clone will have to do, sorry jiggle vodka babe is to cleaver for me biggrin
twould be a pleasure m'lady, i'll get the lemon oil and a towel.
Quote by Jiggle
no that i am free, i will bid a job application form for Rover MG, a tank FULL of goldfish, and a weekend in birmigham for the everso sexy Mrs Ockysweeties
Jiggle

sorry she had a reserve price higher than that and has already gone to guy4fun
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
that wernt jiggle in the outside loo i still have him locked away you will never find him

U would do you a good trade in if you took Easy?
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....
Quote by 300andy
twould be a pleasure m'lady, i'll get the lemon oil and a towel.

mmmmmmmmm cant wait, hope you do a good job or i will have to lock you in a cupboard lol
well my mum is a reflexologist so i picked up a few things there biggrin we're close like that up north, it saves on the heating bills.
i'm shit at making coffee though
just thought... how about we auction of Foxy????
what ya reckon!
Jiggle
Quote by ockysweeties
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Quote by 300andy
well my mum is a reflexologist so i picked up a few things there biggrin we're close like that up north, it saves on the heating bills.
i'm shit at making coffee though

thats ok momf can make the coffee lol
Quote by ockysweeties
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

by me for a damm good talking to amongst other things
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp

A very cute bum!!!
Why do you need rescuing?
Quote by Jiggle
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol :lol: :lol:
could someone take this blindfold off?? I can't tell which one is dragging me off...
Quote by cuddly-catlin
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol :lol: :lol:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
i will now take off your blindfold for you
hows that foot massage going? do you want more thumb?
hell, everybody wants more thumb
biggrin
i teel you what, this is a bit different to the middle age skateboarders forum i use as well :shock:
Quote by ockysweeties
could someone take this blindfold off?? I can't tell which one is dragging me off...

Do you care?
Quote by Jiggle
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol :lol: :lol:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
ohhhhhhhh nice cuddles.
ok you can go rescue ockysweeties now biggrin
ok jiggle and guy4fun, we can surely reacha compromise of sorts...right??? :twisted:
Quote by cuddly-catlin
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol :lol: :lol:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
ohhhhhhhh nice cuddles.
ok you can go rescue ockysweeties now biggrin
I wouldnt do that if i was you , she seems quiet happy!!! :twisted:
mmmmmm feels good andy now massarge my back. biggrin
we runs to the bus stop jumps on the 51, and heads off to rescue Mrs Ocky!
i'll save you!........
Jiggle
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp

*runs round in circles trying to check out his own ass*
dunno
Quote by Jiggle
we runs to the bus stop jumps on the 51, and heads off to rescue Mrs Ocky!
i'll save you!........
Jiggle

Oi you, your back to the showroom for a wash and brush up!!
What the hell have you been up to your filty!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by foxylady 123
we runs to the bus stop jumps on the 51, and heads off to rescue Mrs Ocky!
i'll save you!........
Jiggle

Oi you, your back to the showroom for a wash and brush up!!
What the hell have you been up to your filty!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Does that make him soiled goods now then?
You'll have to get some Ajax to get that muckk off him Foxy.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by foxylady 123
we runs to the bus stop jumps on the 51, and heads off to rescue Mrs Ocky!
i'll save you!........
Jiggle

Oi you, your back to the showroom for a wash and brush up!!
What the hell have you been up to your filty!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
poor jiggle rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by easy
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp

*runs round in circles trying to check out his own ass*
dunno
Your not runing anywhere, your tied to a lampost!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its no wonder im not getting any bids on you. If i dont get an offer before 7pm im going to leave you here overnight!! flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Quote by foxylady 123
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp

*runs round in circles trying to check out his own ass*
dunno
Your not runing anywhere, your tied to a lampost!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its no wonder im not getting any bids on you. If i dont get an offer before 7pm im going to leave you here overnight!! flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Someone bid please. Even if it's Venus. lol