Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!

1 May 2005

Quote by easy
Gem I've got an unopend 300g block of DairyMilk and 2/3s of a tub of Hagen-Das Chocolate orange ice-cream stashed away if you're interested?
Oh and half a bottle of Southern Comfort and a full bottle of JD
Plus some rum that I could run my car with :shock:

Tell you what, you buy me and take me home with you instead! biggrin

Hell, I'm interested! :rascal:

1 May 2005

Quote by little gem
Gem I've got an unopend 300g block of DairyMilk and 2/3s of a tub of Hagen-Das Chocolate orange ice-cream stashed away if you're interested?
Oh and half a bottle of Southern Comfort and a full bottle of JD
Plus some rum that I could run my car with :shock:

Tell you what, you buy me and take me home with you instead! biggrin

Hell, I'm interested! :rascal:
DEAL!
What about Dawn though? She's expecting a freshly bubble-wrapped easy next weekend. confused

1 May 2005

Quote by easy
Gem I've got an unopend 300g block of DairyMilk and 2/3s of a tub of Hagen-Das Chocolate orange ice-cream stashed away if you're interested?
Oh and half a bottle of Southern Comfort and a full bottle of JD
Plus some rum that I could run my car with :shock:

Tell you what, you buy me and take me home with you instead! biggrin

Hell, I'm interested! :rascal:
DEAL!
What about Dawn though? She's expecting a freshly bubble-wrapped easy next weekend. confused

She can have you for next weekend. I'm a little busy next weekend so it kind of works out alright! :D
Kind of like timeshare. It'll be fine.
kiss

Gem. x

1 May 2005

Quote by little gem
Gem I've got an unopend 300g block of DairyMilk and 2/3s of a tub of Hagen-Das Chocolate orange ice-cream stashed away if you're interested?
Oh and half a bottle of Southern Comfort and a full bottle of JD
Plus some rum that I could run my car with :shock:

Tell you what, you buy me and take me home with you instead! biggrin

Hell, I'm interested! :rascal:
DEAL!
What about Dawn though? She's expecting a freshly bubble-wrapped easy next weekend. confused

She can have you for next weekend. I'm a little busy next weekend so it kind of works out alright! :D
Kind of like timeshare. It'll be fine.
kiss

Gem. x
Sounds like a plan that works out excellent for me :happy:
Don't wear easy out too much though Gem, I have thingsaranged :rascal:
:giggle:

1 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't wear easy out too much though Gem, I have things aranged :rascal:
:giggle:

As long as it doesn't involve me receiving any kind of pain I'll go along with it. :twisted:

1 May 2005

Quote by easy
As long as it doesn't involve me receiving any kind of pain I'll go along with it. :twisted:

Bugger, well thats plan A out the window. Not to worry though B and C will have to do :rascal:
Can you take Friday and Monday off work Mr Easy, you might be gone a while :giggle:

2 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
As long as it doesn't involve me receiving any kind of pain I'll go along with it. :twisted:

Bugger, well thats plan A out the window. Not to worry though B and C will have to do :rascal:
Can you take Friday and Monday off work Mr Easy, you might be gone a while :giggle:
Fridays do-able, but I'm sorry Dawn I can't do monday. Apparently gem wants me to do her ironing....... in just an apron. :shock:
She's also said she wants to flog me while I'm doing it.

If I'm doing a good job, why would she want to sell me? dunno

*edit* apparently she means the other kind of flog.......... :confused: ......................... :idea: whip

:eeek: :scared:

2 May 2005

get back to that ironing board young man! mad

I don't know, he is turning out to be a right handful! :rascal: ;)
Mmmm, in just an apron *drool*
On second thoughts you promised me lycra, I wanted the biking suit and the gimp look and you give me frilly girly aprons! Shame on you! I bet Neil is searching high and low for that frilly bit of cotton! It's his fave you know! ;)
kiss

Mistress Gem. x

2 May 2005

Nice as it is to waken up and find that someone has taken away my difficult to move stock, I really must insist taht whoevere first bought Easy (was it little gem or dawn?) copmes back and takes away this lamp post as well, that was part of the deal!!!!
Its sat here in the middle of my showroom taking up all the room, please remove imediately mad

:x :x :x

2 May 2005

Give it 10 mins and then check your email. Gem and Dawn.
kiss

Oh and Gem I don't do frilly. wink

2 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Nice as it is to waken up and find that someone has taken away my difficult to move stock, I really must insist taht whoevere first bought Easy (was it little gem or dawn?) copmes back and takes away this lamp post as well, that was part of the deal!!!!
Its sat here in the middle of my showroom taking up all the room, please remove imediately :x :x :x

difficult to move ?.........I'll have you know I was a bargain !............I could show the youngsters a thing or two !...........and a fine collection of ... whip

in my dungeon !
Olease go and re read!!! That comment refered to my left over stock at close of business last night, youhad already been sold by then!!!!
And talking of which I still have that damned lamp post here!!

2 May 2005

Right I've come for the lampost . Gem says she wants it cutting down and fitting in herfront room so I can dance round it for her drunken girlie parties. sad

Reduced to a sex object............................. does life get any better. :twisted: lol

2 May 2005

Quote by easy
Right I've come for the lampost . Gem says she wants it cutting down and fitting in herfront room so I can dance round it for her drunken girlie parties.
Reduced to a sex object............................. does life get any better. :twisted:

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Oh the thought , the thought!!!!!!
Right so if your taking this lampost as it is i must insisit that you wear a yellow hard hat as you carry it away (public liability and all that) or if your thinking of cutting it up here you have to weare the yhh and a frilly white pinny!!!And dont forget to clean up any mess you make!!!
Ill just sit here and watch :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :happy: :evil2:

2 May 2005

*gets 12" grinder out*
:rascal: lol

2 May 2005

owwww my what a big one!!!! :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2:
If i had known you had a tool like that id have doubled the price!!!!

2 May 2005

Quote by mmm very sexy easy
Give it 10 mins and then check your email. Gem and Dawn.

hwoar: I'll pop round for a cuppa anyday! ;) :rascal:
Mmmm lycra! lol

Quote by easy
Oh and Gem I don't do frilly.

Tell that to neil, he is sobbing into his cloth here cos his fave pinny has gone awol! rolleyes

<tut>
And thanks for the reminder about the lamp post, it will come in very handy! :twisted:

2 May 2005

Quote by easy
Give it 10 mins and then check your email. Gem and Dawn.

Oh and Gem I don't do frilly.

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Easy you complete and utter screwball loon

:loon: :loon: :loon:
I can't wait till Friday when you are all mine :giggle:

2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
Give it 10 mins and then check your email. Gem and Dawn.

hwoar: I'll pop round for a cuppa anyday! ;) :rascal:
Mmmm lycra! lol

Quote by easy
Oh and Gem I don't do frilly.

Tell that to neil, he is sobbing into his cloth here cos his fave pinny has gone awol! rolleyes

<tut>
And thanks for the reminder about the lamp post, it will come in very handy! :twisted:
Just try not to come round while I'm ironing. :wink: :rascal:
LMAO @ Neil.

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Give it 10 mins and then check your email. Gem and Dawn.
:kiss:
Oh and Gem I don't do frilly. :wink:

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Easy you complete and utter screwball loon

:loon: :loon: :loon:
I can't wait till Friday when you are all mine :giggle:
:giggle:
I take it you both enjoyed your early xmas prezzies then. :lol: Gotta love digital cameras. redface

:twisted: :lol:
Foxy I'd say I was very underpriced. :lol: :wink:

2 May 2005

Quote by little gem

Oh and Gem I don't do frilly.

Tell that to neil, he is sobbing into his cloth here cos his fave pinny has gone awol! rolleyes

<tut>
And thanks for the reminder about the lamp post, it will come in very handy! :twisted:
you bloody well better not have nicked it young lady! mad

after i dragged my arse back to Haworth on the bus just to keep you entertained with a lacy little apron. i dunno! s'pose i'll have to do me washing up nekkid now won't i?
*sobs*
the things we do to keep you girlies amused, and look at the thanks we get. sad

n x x x :P

2 May 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
you bloody well better not have nicked it young lady! after i dragged my arse back to Haworth on the bus just to keep you entertained with a lacy little apron. i dunno! s'pose i'll have to do me washing up nekkid now won't i?
*sobs*
the things we do to keep you girlies amused, and look at the thanks we get.
n x x x :P

Like you have a choice! :shock: Nekkid it is! Now get on with it! (nekkid is a good look for you neil, although a little more erm... <cough> ... or rather a little less of the school boy look thankyou very much! ;) )
Oooo, and easy sent me piccies of his... pm box that way :arrow: young man!
mmmm, this is the life, Easy ironing, Neil washing up... ahh :smile2: :thumbup: :rascal: all for the cost of 30 goldfish and a tank. All the stealth night fishing and raiding has been soooo worth it!
:smug:

2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
you bloody well better not have nicked it young lady! after i dragged my arse back to Haworth on the bus just to keep you entertained with a lacy little apron. i dunno! s'pose i'll have to do me washing up nekkid now won't i?
*sobs*
the things we do to keep you girlies amused, and look at the thanks we get.
n x x x :P

Like you have a choice! :shock: Nekkid it is! Now get on with it! (nekkid is a good look for you neil, although a little more erm... <cough> ... or rather a little less of the school boy look thankyou very much! ;) )
Oooo, and easy sent me piccies of his... pm box that way :arrow: young man!
mmmm, this is the life, Easy ironing, Neil washing up... ahh :smile2: :thumbup: :rascal: all for the cost of 30 goldfish and a tank. All the stealth night fishing and raiding has been soooo worth it!
:smug:
Well Little Gem, you may like to know that I am about to open the showroom up again very soon.
This time ive got Jiggle - back on offer as it seems he disgraced himself with his last owner and new to the showroom , I have Fabio.
Just think what you could do with two more men around the house?
Perhaps you should go and count how many goldfish you have to spend?

2 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Well Little Gem, you may like to know that I am about to open the showroom up again very soon.
This time ive got Jiggle - back on offer as it seems he disgraced himself with his last owner and new to the showroom , I have Fabio.
Just think what you could do with two more men around the house?
Perhaps you should go and count how many goldfish you have to spend?

oh.. so i'm in the running bid against Fabio.. i best plead my case why you should purcahce me over fabio!

2 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle

Well Little Gem, you may like to know that I am about to open the showroom up again very soon.
This time ive got Jiggle - back on offer as it seems he disgraced himself with his last owner and new to the showroom , I have Fabio.
Just think what you could do with two more men around the house?
Perhaps you should go and count how many goldfish you have to spend?

oh.. so i'm in the running bid against Fabio.. i best plead my case why you should purcahce me over fabio!
So who wants to make a bid?
I have FAbio here ready, will ing and ready to go, also Jiggle ready, willing and as like, gone!!!
Which one does anyone want? Or i could do discount on the two?

2 May 2005

I'll pass, my last purchase is rather more demanding than the previous one. rolleyes

As I gave up bidding on a piece of jiggle to purchase Neil I think he might be rather put out if suddenly place Jiggle in the same cupboard as him.
I think for now my collection is demanding far too much time of me to be able to expand it sucessfully. confused

<Easy> Put that lampshade down, it is NOT edible! FFS! mad

Oh I have to go, Neil is complaining now about Easy hogging his dancing place around the lamp post. :roll:
bolt

2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
I'll pass, my last purchase is rather more demanding than the previous one.
As I gave up bidding on a piece of jiggle to purchase Neil I think he might be rather put out if suddenly place Jiggle in the same cupboard as him.
I think for now my collection is demanding far too much time of me to be able to expand it sucessfully.
<Easy> Put that lampshade down, it is NOT edible! FFS!
Oh I have to go, Neil is complaining now about Easy hogging his dancing place around the lamp post. :roll:

Oh dear, sounds like you have your hands full !!! :mrgreen:
Still if you want to do the 2 for 1 trade in , I will be happy to help!!
b]STOP PRESS
Afte much effort , i now have Sgt Bilko in the showroom and for sale. Found him loitering outside and kidnapped him. So here he is!! CAn be purchased seperately or as part of the job lot..
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Just make me an offer!!

2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
I'll pass, my last purchase is rather more demanding than the previous one.
As I gave up bidding on a piece of jiggle to purchase Neil I think he might be rather put out if suddenly place Jiggle in the same cupboard as him.
I think for now my collection is demanding far too much time of me to be able to expand it sucessfully.
<Easy> Put that lampshade down, it is NOT edible! FFS!
Oh I have to go, Neil is complaining now about Easy hogging his dancing place around the lamp post. :roll:

i'm sure me and neil would be best of freinds! lol.....
jiggle is great for when you need a shoulder to cry on!.. always handy to have
Jiggle

2 May 2005

trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

2 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

Nope not allowed, you have been kidnapped and you have (willingly rotflmao

) signed the consent form!!!
Remember what happened to Easy, the minute the showroom doors were closed he was snapped up, and hes all so happy now!! Go back to answering your email, ill tell you when your needed.

2 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

you have been kidnapped like the rest of us... you have no choice in the matter!!!
your stuck with us!.. and dont you dare pinch all the cookies.. its gotta last us!
foxy has us on rations
Jiggle

2 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

you have been kidnapped like the rest of us... you have no choice in the matter!!!
your stuck with us!.. and dont you dare pinch all the cookies.. its gotta last us!
foxy has us on rations
Jiggle
Yes thats right, rations...............................energy rations................just in case u dont sell!! lol

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