Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!

last reply
250 replies
6.9k views
3 watchers
0 likes
Mrs Minx is always giving me a hard time over the chores i dont do!!!!
How much for the both of them......................
anything to please the minxess whip
Quote by marktheminx
Mrs Minx is always giving me a hard time over the chores i dont do!!!!
How much for the both of them......................
anything to please the minxess whip

There are 3 of them!! Which 2 had you in mind?
Who's the strongest. :sparring:
Who's the longest...... :censored:
and being deaf would be a distinct advantage!!!!!!!! innocent
Quote by marktheminx
Who's the strongest. :sparring:
Who's the longest...... :censored:
and being deaf would be a distinct advantage!!!!!!!! innocent

I would suggest you take Bilko and jiggle, im having slight technical problems with the other model.
Would you like to make me an offer?
That's good.... i heard Bilko was good with animals.................................
Ile have to get back to you on the price, ile sneak a look in Mrs minxes purse............
call u later worship
Quote by marktheminx
That's good.... i heard Bilko was good with animals.................................
Ile have to get back to you on the price, ile sneak a look in Mrs minxes purse............
call u later worship

Well hes been a mod on here for a long while so i guess he must have a a certain way with animals!!
Price dosnt have to be in coinage, can be in goods or services
is fabio still up for auction?
and can he paint lol
might bid on him if he can biggrin
Quote by cuddly-catlin
is fabio still up for auction?
and can he paint lol
might bid on him if he can biggrin

No sorry Fabio has gone, but jiggle can paint!!
Quote by cuddly-catlin
i have a jiggle clone already biggrin :D :D

OK take Bilko then, hes getting on my nerves with his quips - didnt think id have to put up with him for so long and he keeps pressing all the buttons!!
Quote by cuddly-catlin
i have a jiggle clone already biggrin :D :D

well with 2 of use we'll get the job done in half the time
Jiggle
Foxy,
Ive managed to rustle up ,
I can also trim your bush and prune your trees if you like....................................
oh an ive just found a red onion confused
Fabio has gone :shock: But I have been out doing a collection cause I didnt think I had enough goldfish and smelly socks to buy him on my own sad Whoever has him, if you find he is a bit of handfull, then I will make you a good offer)
I am still saving up for Jiggle but will be back later after doing yet another run round the street to find some nice genuine folk who are willing to contribute to the'Buy a Jiggle' fund.
Quote by marktheminx
Foxy,
Ive managed to rustle up ,
I can also trim your bush and prune your trees if you like....................................
oh an ive just found a red onion confused

I dont have a bush so thats out!!
You may have notcied that i have a seriouos enquiry from another person who wishes to buy Bilko so if u want the two of them youhad better hurry up and raise something else!!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Fabio has gone :shock: But I have been out doing a collection cause I didnt think I had enough goldfish and smelly socks to buy him on my own sad Whoever has him, if you find he is a bit of handfull, then I will make you a good offer)
I am still saving up for Jiggle but will be back later after doing yet another run round the street to find some nice genuine folk who are willing to contribute to the'Buy a Jiggle' fund.

if you sneak me a bar of soap, i might be able to get a copy of the key, and you can then get me for free!!!!
and jsut thing... a life times supply of foot massages!,, a shoulder when you need it.. and a dash blush to look at!
Jiggle
oohh shuks,
i give up, mrs minx has just caught me, now ive got to go an brush the dog.................
so long jiggle and Bilko,
it would have been sooooo good.................. :cry:
Quote by Jiggle
Fabio has gone :shock: But I have been out doing a collection cause I didnt think I had enough goldfish and smelly socks to buy him on my own sad Whoever has him, if you find he is a bit of handfull, then I will make you a good offer)
I am still saving up for Jiggle but will be back later after doing yet another run round the street to find some nice genuine folk who are willing to contribute to the'Buy a Jiggle' fund.

if you sneak me a bar of soap, i might be able to get a copy of the key, and you can then get me for free!!!!
and jsut thing... a life times supply of foot massages!,, a shoulder when you need it.. and a dash blush to look at!
Jiggle smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by Jiggle
if you sneak me a bar of soap, i might be able to get a copy of the key, and you can then get me for free!!!!
and jsut thing... a life times supply of foot massages!,, a shoulder when you need it.. and a dash blush to look at!
Jiggle

Naughty Wigan quietly sneaks into Jiggle's hideaway, checks no one is watching, puts her knickers over the security camera and sneaks in two bars of soap just to make sure Jiggle gets a good imprint of the key, and passes Jiggle some cream for his very sore bum lol
Jiggle distracts foxy for 2 mins than places key into soap.... then slips the soap back under the door for NWC to pick up
*easy comes along after doing shopping, notices that someone's dropped a couple of bars of soap and pockets them*
Quote by easy
*easy comes along after doing shopping, notices that someone's dropped a couple of bars of soap and pockets them*

bloody charming!!!!!.. if its not nailed down it gets nicked!
i now need 2 more bars of soap!
Jiggle