Jiggle & Bilko for auction NOW!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket
Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

ops: :oops: :oops: lol

:oops: :oops: :oops:
well not my fult i was pleased to see you dawn ! lol lol

30 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123

well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle

You cant go to Australia on your own, you need an adult with you. As your manager i claim the right to accompony you
well i couldn't go with out my manager!!.... who would do all the overseas promoting, while i'm relaxing on one of the nice beaches

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle

I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket
Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

ops: :oops: :oops: lol

:oops: :oops: :oops:
well not my fult i was pleased to see you dawn ! lol lol
Awwwww Jiggle :smug: :angel:
You've made my night but then I am easily pleased :lol:

1 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket
Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

ops: :oops: :oops: lol

:oops: :oops: :oops:
well not my fult i was pleased to see you dawn ! lol lol
Awwwww Jiggle :smug: :angel:
You've made my night but then I am easily pleased :lol:
well if i give you another cuddle wil it make you night even better? wink

Jiggle

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle

I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket
Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

ops: :oops: :oops: lol

:oops: :oops: :oops:
well not my fult i was pleased to see you dawn ! lol lol
Awwwww Jiggle :smug: :angel:
You've made my night but then I am easily pleased :lol:
well if i give you another cuddle wil it make you night even better? wink

Jiggle
Oh yes please, you know I love hugs
:happy:

1 May 2005

Who hijacked Jiggle ?
I will pay the ransom...............
Jiggle I am coming to save you !

1 May 2005

Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:

1 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I thought Jiggle keeps it in his trouser pocket
Well thats what he told me it was when he gave me a hug the other week :giggle:

ops: :oops: :oops: lol

:oops: :oops: :oops:
well not my fult i was pleased to see you dawn ! lol lol
Awwwww Jiggle :smug: :angel:
You've made my night but then I am easily pleased :lol:
well if i give you another cuddle wil it make you night even better? wink

Jiggle
Oh yes please, you know I love hugs
:happy:
Jiggle walks over to dawn, lifts her out of her chair and pulls her up close and cuddles her ever so nicely

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

he he
Jiggle

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??
i dont like tea, the mil would come in handy as we are a bit short , are the goldfish housetrained? keepo the sock im married!!

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??
i dont like tea, the mil would come in handy as we are a bit short , are the goldfish housetrained? keepo the sock im married!!
So what do u want for the safe return of Jiggle ? have tomatoe sauce , can of beans, a few knives and forks, old PC, little red car....... I am running out of idea's here !!

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??
i dont like tea, the mil would come in handy as we are a bit short , are the goldfish housetrained? keepo the sock im married!!
So what do u want for the safe return of Jiggle ? have tomatoe sauce , can of beans, a few knives and forks, old PC, little red car....... I am running out of idea's here !!
Is that all jiggle is worth to you?
I have him tied to his mouse(well he insisted on handcuffs actually)
Now as i see it your in a position to find me a nice, intelligetn 30 ish year old, male with long hair and his own yellow safety helmet. Must be straight and have large credentials plus a preferance for older women
And hurry up im getting fed up of listening to him winge about not bieng adequately restrained, may have to gag him too
I

1 May 2005

Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

i beg of thee

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

i beg of thee
Thats it ,ive had enough im going to handcuff you r hands behind your back and take away your computer access. And you had better pray she comes through with the good, or your for it!!! mad

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?
Right the goldfish and the milk are NOW in separate containers !!!
No............ Jiggles hands need to be free !!!!
What Time........ ?
And can u give me directions via Pubs and speed camera's coz I prefer them that way !!

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?
Right the goldfish and the milk are NOW in separate containers !!!
No............ Jiggles hands need to be free !!!!
What Time........ ?
And can u give me directions via Pubs and speed camera's coz I prefer them that way !!
Straight away ( i need a coffee)
Drive up to the Lusty Lion, turn right at the Randy Fisherman, Left at the Wanking WAlker and go past the Bi Battalion and stop at the SExy Sailor. Park and walk forward 3 yards, ill find you. And hurry up hes squalking about having his privalages withdrawn

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?
Right the goldfish and the milk are NOW in separate containers !!!
No............ Jiggles hands need to be free !!!!
What Time........ ?
And can u give me directions via Pubs and speed camera's coz I prefer them that way !!
Straight away ( i need a coffee)
Drive up to the Lusty Lion, turn right at the Randy Fisherman, Left at the Wanking WAlker and go past the Bi Battalion and stop at the SExy Sailor. Park and walk forward 3 yards, ill find you. And hurry up hes squalking about having his privalages withdrawn
OK......... I am on my way !!! Please remember to undo the handcuffs !!!

1 May 2005

i will give you the key, then u can decide when to let his hands free lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
btw he seems to rather like being handcuffed and gagged!!

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
i will give you the key, then u can decide when to let his hands free :lol: :lol: :lol:
btw he seems to rather like being handcuffed and gagged!!

OK.......... but I am subby so really would prefer it if you took the cuffs off !!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
i will give you the key, then u can decide when to let his hands free :lol: :lol: :lol:
btw he seems to rather like being handcuffed and gagged!!

OK.......... but I am subby so really would prefer it if you took the cuffs off !!!!
well thank you my angel... would you like the handcuffs as a gift of my gratidude??? or would you like me to thank you in other ways wink

Jiggle

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
i will give you the key, then u can decide when to let his hands free :lol: :lol: :lol:
btw he seems to rather like being handcuffed and gagged!!

OK.......... but I am subby so really would prefer it if you took the cuffs off !!!!
well thank you my angel... would you like the handcuffs as a gift of my gratidude??? or would you like me to thank you in other ways wink

Jiggle
Jiggle......... U can use the handcuffs ANYWAY u want babe......... xxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 May 2005

Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

that sounds like me foxy , must be a yello hard hat

1 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

Sweetheart,
How much do you want for him??? and does he come with a warranty and full sevice history ???

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

Sweetheart,
How much do you want for him??? and does he come with a warranty and full sevice history ???
What can you offer?
Yes and ill even guarantee him beleive me he is ...............ehm ................rather well designed

1 May 2005

Look i cant keep this guy hanging round for ever, the ceilings going to collapse!!
Anyone else want him?