Good deed for the day, couple ( well, the girl of the couple) said she had a fantasy of having some fun whilst sitting on a motorcycle, problem being neither were bikers and they didn't want to be. I supplied the bike (I did offer to supply the boyfriend role but she wanted her fiance to do the deed). Also suggested they keep her running, being careful not to drop it into gear. Left them to it, returning when the bike was switched off. They were both very grateful, and she really really likes Harleys with all vibrations that come with them.
And they cleaned my seat and tank!