nursing home police
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nursing home police
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to the maximum speed on the long corridors.
because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of the males joined in.
one day Ethal was speeding up one corridor when a door opend and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched, "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice, "have you got a licence for that?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and held up a kitkat wrapper "ok" he said and away Ethal went.
as she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, wierd Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP have you got proof of insurance?" Ethal dug into her bag and pulled out a drinks coaster and held it up to him, Harold nodded and let her carry on.
as Ethal neared the final corridor before the front door, crazy Craig stepped oput in front of her, stark naked and holding a sizeable erection in his hand, "Oh good grief" said Ethal "not the breathalyser again"
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