A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
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(Ukraine) A fisherman in Kiev electrocuted himself while fishing in the river Tereblya. The 43-year-old man connected cables to the main power supply of his home, and trailed the end into the river. The electric shock killed the fish, which floated belly-up to the top of the water. The man waded in to collect his catch, neglecting to remove the live wire, and tragically suffered the same fate as the fish. In an ironic twist, the man was fishing for a mourning meal to commemorate the first anniversary of his mother-in-law's death.
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Orgasminator
Liked the sperm bank joke - quite unexpected. 
I would normally ask (being an inquisitive girl) what is the attraction of a woman swallowing your sperm but I will probably get some guy or other telling me to do a search for it in the forums. 
I would normally ask (being an inquisitive girl) what is the attraction of a woman swallowing your sperm but I will probably get some guy or other telling me to do a search for it in the forums. Orgasminator
Quote by Tania
Liked the sperm bank joke - quite unexpected.
nope not seen that one before :D check your PMs btw I said sorry...
no idea why we like it, I think it's more just the cumming in the mouth and the lack of mess for me. it's not nice having the mouth removed at the last moment, like being woken up by having the duvet removed
Orgasminator
Ah it is a bit like peeing straight into a guy's mouth, I see! ;)
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Quote by Tania
Ah it is a bit like peeing straight into a guy's mouth, I see! ;)
you've done that? was it fun?
Orgasminator
Yes it was till he said 'hmphrph..nuff' and I was midflow and unable to stop. LOL Very frustrating. I find it more exciting to pee all over them as they lie on the floor but must confess to getting the giggles and having trouble commencing the operation.
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Quote by Tania
Yes it was till he said 'hmphrph..nuff' and I was midflow and unable to stop. LOL Very frustrating. I find it more exciting to pee all over them as they lie on the floor but must confess to getting the giggles and having trouble commencing the operation.
little minx.... :twisted:
Orgasminator
Stop staring yourself at the mirror Lucy! LOL
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Stop staring yourself at the mirror Lucy! LOL
I....I....I can't help it
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