but im lil drunk and fed up girls just taking me for my looks i miss being in love and hate falling asleep by my self i need a woman in my arms
night all
funk xxx
ps i need to come to a much x  
      ................ and have you paid that £50 back yet??  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  
      Ok,Ok - its going to come out eventually - I won the wet t-shirt competition. :shock:  
      Well they can't anymore Blue with that bloody marble Avatar - The thrill has gone!  
      Awww.. don't take the piss outta Funk.  I remember being top totty when I was his age and it really can be a pain in the neck.  Either you get used and abused or you get left all alone as everyone thinks that you're waiting for someone or out of their league.  Never a happy medium.
Thank God for getting older and all the accompanying flaws that gives you, I say!!  
      Where ya off to tonight then Funkster?  
(Vicariously living like a youngster, here....  I need to know!)  
      OK,I admit.
He's young and I'm not.
He's good looking and I'm not.
And I've got ZIP planned 
I guess I'll go log on to Johnnynomates Heaven then :cry:  
      OMG - ANOTHER PUBLIC CRISIS OF FAITH.
Don't worry folks("We Won't" they all say at once) - every hundred posts or so the DOUBT rears its head.
You know - the DOUBT.
Tumbleweed down the desolate dusty main street of a deserted one horse town.
But my name isnt Jennynomates.