JudyTV calling JudyTV I need you as I've got another prob

23 Jun 2004

SHHHHHHH O shit thats done it i was shouting! Judy tv come over to my corner!!! come on come on!. i need your advice shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here we r well you no u told me about the cream!. well i went to the camist like u said! and i got ....Anusol
Ok OK ANUSOL!!that better!. get your glasses on next time!...well i bought the suppositories and i stuck one up me bum!!!....with great difficulty i will tell u!! rolleyes

............and.....well u never told me not to put tham up with false nalis now did u!!!!!!! mad

NOW when i pulled out!! .....my index finger false nail is missing :color: :color: :color:
Now what shell i doooooooooooooo
yours a very :color: debbie

23 Jun 2004

what u have to do is like what they do to drug smugglers.. u have to do ur "buisness" in a container.. and search though it wearing rubber gloves! confused

think on the bright side..... if the nail is sharp.. it might pop the piles on the way out!! lol

24 Jun 2004

its just one thing after another anit it

24 Jun 2004

I would dive in...
to this thread...
But perhaps not...
Jon

24 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe

what u have to do is like what they do to drug smugglers.. u have to do ur "buisness" in a container.. and search though it wearing rubber gloves!
think on the bright side..... if the nail is sharp.. it might pop the piles on the way out!! lol

OOWEE WBB ............................i forgot to use me rubber gloves redface

Now i have lost all me bloody neils! any offers to fish then out?
Thought not banghead

OO well looks like anouther trip down the camist then to buy some new ones sad

:(

24 Jun 2004

Wait for nature to take its course........the rest is up to you... hope youve got some marigolds handy rolleyes

Vicky xxx

24 Jun 2004

Well , anal sex is deffo out of the question now until that false nail is accounted for . OUCH :!: rolleyes

24 Jun 2004

Quote by Flipper
Well , anal sex is deffo out of the question now until that false nail is accounted for . OUCH :!:

Well flipper!!!!........I TAKE IT THATS A NO THEN!!! sad

:(

24 Jun 2004

Hmm not so fast , this could lead to new latin name for the branch of sado masichism where you get your kicks through having a false nail left up the girls ass embedded in your dick. blink

Never let it be said Flipper was not up for making sexual history
Debbie , just when I thought life had shown me everything , I meet you . kiss

24 Jun 2004

Quote by JudyTV
No, No, No,
I said Anusol cream hunni not the things you shove up your bum. Bloody hell, what ya like. There is only one thing I want up there and it sure as hell isnt false fingernails ouch.

uuuppppssss! must put me glasses on next time rolleyes

24 Jun 2004

ITS OK!
Mr Debbiewebs got so Angre for not getting his pics he asked for!
He pulled it out with a pair of plyers!
It hurt a bit ......................but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him !
I quit enjoyed it blink

:blink:

24 Jun 2004

Debbie :!:
Are you sure you dont own a keyboard manufacturing firm confused

: , thats the third one today I've drowned in coffee while reading your posts . lol

24 Jun 2004

so funny folks love it lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
so funny folks love it lol

now thats what i like to here!!
only here to please master! biggrin