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Jumping through hoops!

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SarfLondoner
Master of Sex
I've just been having a look through the photo ads and came across an ad which was looking for a nice normal average guy... rolleyes
"You must be under 40. I would like you to be... straight, cut, have a nice sized willy, darkish hair and brown eyes, and not too overwieght. Just like to meet a nice average guy for some sexy fun"
I guess it just tickeld me to see such a precise set of criteria!
M
bluexxx
Sex God
I suppose those guys who are under 40 with dark hair and eyes, with a nice cock and good body will not share your view!
Unknown User
Quote by SarfLondoner
I've just been having a look through the photo ads and came across an ad which was looking for a nice normal average guy... rolleyes
"You must be under 40. I would like you to be... straight, cut, have a nice sized willy, darkish hair and brown eyes, and not too overwieght. Just like to meet a nice average guy for some sexy fun"
I guess it just tickeld me to see such a precise set of criteria!
M

So, does this describe the "nice average guy"? I've always thought of myself as average. But....I'm over 40, not cut, light hair and blue eyes....and naughty wink Oh well - almost average. lol
Mark1964swindon
Warming the Bed
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This is exactly the kind of thing I was getting worried about sad
Forty on Friday, grey hair, uncut, blue eyes
Is this the beginning of the end of my swinging life dunno

Mark rotflmao
Unknown User
Don't worry! You're helping to push the demographic in our favour wink
Or maybe we're just above average?
davej
Sex God
Quote by Mark1964swindon
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This is exactly the kind of thing I was getting worried about sad
Forty on Friday, grey hair, uncut, blue eyes
Is this the beginning of the end of my swinging life dunno
Mark rotflmao

Youve got hair !!!!.....lucky fLucker!
........davej pulls in stomach and wanders off to search for adverts that he might reply too.
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Quote by Mark1964swindon
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This is exactly the kind of thing I was getting worried about sad
Forty on Friday, grey hair, uncut, blue eyes
Is this the beginning of the end of my swinging life dunno
so its the big 40
Mark rotflmao

BIG 40on friday Mark.
:rose: kiss :high-smile:
happy birthday babe :cheers:
Mark1964swindon
Warming the Bed
Quote by honeyriderx
BIG 40on friday Mark.
:rose: kiss :high-smile:
happy birthday babe :cheers:

redface Awwwww thank you, yeah 26th Nov, gonna stay in bed & hide from the world lol
Mark xx
mellow
Master of Sex
40 is better than 35, don't worry about it..... happy birthday for friday!! x
Unknown User
I meet those criteria... although I like to be anything but average I am not sure some of the more outrageous peeps here would see me as anything other than average...
Technicaly I am not cut... but I can make it look like I am biggrin :D :P :twisted: