Just an Idea

11 Jun 2005

Shoot me if this has been done before ok rolleyes

After the relative sucess of the SH song request thread, and having read a number of "help me " threads, I just wondered what you all thought about a Dear Agony Aunt thread?
And if so, who would you appoint?
Dear Jags?
Dear Polo?
Dear Freckle?
Dear (insert name of choice)
or should this be done as a secret ballot and the chosen one adopt a new identity and it never be known who it really is?
Sugestions on a "post" card please :twisted:

11 Jun 2005

No Dear G !! ??
Are you suggesting im unsympathetic ? :shock:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
No Dear G !! ??
Are you suggesting im unsympathetic ? :shock:

Who me? :shock: :shock: :shock:
would I? smile

Naw, wouldnt dare :twisted:

11 Jun 2005

well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol

11 Jun 2005

NOT Dear Jags.. I'd be very unsympathetic indeed. 'Pull yourself together and stop being a wimp' would about cover my every answer.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao

11 Jun 2005

Dear Venus..........
Go on, you know you want me :twisted:
Venus<------- guarunteed to take someone from stable to suicidal in under three seconds.....

11 Jun 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Dear Venus..........
Go on, you know you want me :twisted:
Venus<------- guarunteed to take someone from stable to suicidal in under three seconds.....

Dont do it !!!! We'll have multiple suicides !! :shock:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont do it !!!! We'll have multiple suicides !! :shock:

Well if a job's worth doing......... :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

11 Jun 2005

it has been done before john by a poster called tkano, unfortunately what started as a very usefull thread, giving out sound sensible advice, quickly deteriorated into a thread that offered the most ridiculous scenario's and cures. I was personnally saddened as tkano was working on a problem for me just at the time that the thread degenerated into farce. Having said that I think it's a fine thing and I hope that the members take it a little more seriously this time. :smug:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol

yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again redface

11 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
it has been done before john by a poster called tkano, unfortunately what started as a very usefull thread, giving out sound sensible advice, quickly deteriorated into a thread that offered the most ridiculous scenario's and cures. I was personnally saddened as tkano was working on a problem for me just at the time that the thread degenerated into farce. Having said that I think it's a fine thing and I hope that the members take it a little more seriously this time. :smug:

/Venus puts down the thread and backs off slowly..........
Venusxxx

11 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol

yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again redface

ermmm, askem straight out :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ok ok, so that lets me out of the agony aunt post rolleyes

11 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
it has been done before john by a poster called tkano, unfortunately what started as a very usefull thread, giving out sound sensible advice, quickly deteriorated into a thread that offered the most ridiculous scenario's and cures. I was personnally saddened as tkano was working on a problem for me just at the time that the thread degenerated into farce. Having said that I think it's a fine thing and I hope that the members take it a little more seriously this time. :smug:

and heres me dave ready to give upfront sensible and honest advice :rascal: :grin:
stop fuckin my shit up man lol

:twisted:

11 Jun 2005

Thanks Dave
I think the secret ballot thing would probably be best, then whoever gets elected can give honest, impartial advice without the fear of upsetting friends and aquaintances.
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
I for one have a few questions of my own.
J

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Shoot me if this has been done before ok
After the relative sucess of the SH song request thread, and having read a number of "help me " threads, I just wondered what you all thought about a Dear Agony Aunt thread?
And if so, who would you appoint?
Dear Jags?
Dear Polo?
Dear Freckle?
Dear (insert name of choice)
or should this be done as a secret ballot and the chosen one adopt a new identity and it never be known who it really is?
Sugestions on a "post" card please :twisted:

I already did one called "Ask Auntie" :roll:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
J

I so love an optimist

:rotflmao:
but not as much as I love farce :twisted:

11 Jun 2005

Dear Aunty Davej
I have plucked up the courage to write to you , although anonymously , and hope you can give some advice .
My girlfriend has recently taken to surfing the internet and talking to complete strangers about our sex lives . She has suggested various things and frankly some have been disgusting . I like to think im a liberal person but she is obsessed with having sex up the back passage and that just isnt right as far as I am concerned , sex up the back passage is something I would not agree to , but she wont let it rest . What should I do ?
Confused Oxon

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Thanks Dave
I think the secret ballot thing would probably be best, then whoever gets elected can give honest, impartial advice without the fear of upsetting friends and aquaintances.
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
I for one have a few questions of my own.
J

Hi John
Without wishing to cast aspersions on the quality of anyones advice giving skills.....this is a big responsibility if it is meant to be a serious thing ( my thought process went pretty much along the same lines as Venus lol

). What if a member starts PMing the Agony Aunt with what appear to be genuinely suicidical thoughts? If that person isn't qualified to handle it and the PMer keeps contacting them rather than the right people (Samaritans? someone else? I have no idea) that's a lot to put on the SH Aunty.
Very morbid thought I know, but what if we find out that the person succeeds in ending it all? How will the SH Aunty feel?
I know I'm totally raining on your parade and this is a worst case scenario, sorry, but I had to say it.......where do you draw the line on advising people?

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Dear Aunty Davej
I have plucked up the courage to write to you , although anonymously , and hope you can give some advice .
My girlfriend has recently taken to surfing the internet and talking to complete strangers about our sex lives . She has suggested various things and frankly some have been disgusting . I like to think im a liberal person but she is obsessed with having sex up the back passage and that just isnt right as far as I am concerned , sex up the back passage is something I would not agree to , but she wont let it rest . What should I do ?
Confused Oxon

I understand your confusion and your reluctance, but if you love the girl then all I can suggest is that you take the ladders of the wall to create more space, shut the gate, chuck a mattress down on the floor of your passage and give her one.
NEXT!!!

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Thanks Dave
I think the secret ballot thing would probably be best, then whoever gets elected can give honest, impartial advice without the fear of upsetting friends and aquaintances.
as for it turning into a farce, I can see how that could easily happen, but if used properly, I think it could be quite useful.
I for one have a few questions of my own.
J

Hi John
Without wishing to cast aspersions on the quality of anyones advice giving skills.....this is a big responsibility if it is meant to be a serious thing ( my thought process went pretty much along the same lines as Venus lol

). What if a member starts PMing the Agony Aunt with what appear to be genuinely suicidical thoughts? If that person isn't qualified to handle it and the PMer keeps contacting them rather than the right people (Samaritans? someone else? I have no idea) that's a lot to put on the SH Aunty.
Very morbid thought I know, but what if we find out that the person succeeds in ending it all? How will the SH Aunty feel?
I know I'm totally raining on your parade and this is a worst case scenario, sorry, but I had to say it.......where do you draw the line on advising people?
I thought it was a bit of a piss-take? I doubt anyone is seriously suggesting that anyone on here is qualified to advise people. If anyone was to pm a member of this forum and it was evident that they were suicidal, I reckon they would be advised to seek proper help from a GP or someone more qualified to advise them.
PS I am much the same as Jags in my 'agony aunt' approach - it would be something like 'get over it' or 'tough'. Sorry, tough love and all that shite. Worked for me as a mum and as a teacher - little sods stop whining at me after a bit. :lol:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol

yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again redface

ermmm, askem straight out :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ok ok, so that lets me out of the agony aunt post rolleyes

ok we have spoken another sexy couple and joined there group so how do we asked them to join us biggrin

:D

11 Jun 2005

We need to pick someone who won't be writing "Dear me..... I have this problem I'd like me to sort out for myself" lol.
I'd happily volunteer myself after driving everyone, especially my g/f, mad with constant problem solving and solutions to other people problems.
However, I don't want to be liable and responsible for various lawsuits resulting from my advice sad

11 Jun 2005

Dear agony aunt / uncle,
I've recently lost my mother and am having real difficulty trying to adjust and come to terms with it. I have a real sense of guilt at having not done enough for her over the years, always useing the excuse that there wasn't enough time and that I was too busy. Do you know if this all consuming guilt is common? should I seek out one of the many counselling agencies and groups that can lend support? should I simply accept that these things happen and it's destiny? or should I spend the Â£15 on petrol and return to Great Yarmouth next weekend for one last attempt at finding her?

11 Jun 2005

I know whom I would nominate but I like her a lot and so would never do that to her.
You could always set up Dear Auntie Tune and get crap advice about popular TV programmes (shit said I wouldn't mention that again!! evil

) I suppose I could double up on the songs thingy as well (geddit?)
What? No? sad

I thought I'd make a very good auntie. Quite fancied dressing up fer the part.

11 Jun 2005

we could just have uncle john :giggle:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
I know whom I would nominate but I like her a lot and so would never do that to her.
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Awww Tune you are so thought full at times kiss

I have to admit............. I used to be abit of a councilor...........NOW STOP LAUGHING YOU LOT smackbottom

But I am so tied up at mo with me ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww probs!
I haven't time to help peeps out at the moment!
Also i would like some one to help me with me Passion i feel for 2 peeps on here ...........and a bar man that works at me local pub that has just come on big time with me tonight!.....and with the thoughts of having a chance with them is making me faint with desire!
The guilt of having these feelings is bad enouth!........................... I JUST FIND IT HARD TO HANDLE! :doh:
Please help dear agony Aunt!.............. i am a sort of a married women! ( live in sin to some :twisted: :twisted: )
My mind is
Love
Debbiewebs xxxxxxxx

11 Jun 2005

Dear debbiewebs,
right now your mind is in turmoil, when it gets better then come back and we can talk about your problem.
P.S. and at no extra charge. I've met the peeps you've got a hankering for and in all honesty and good light the've both got faces like bulldogs licking piss off of a thistle, as for the barman............ just shag him.

11 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
as for the barman............ just shag him.

BUT agony DAVE!! if i shag him like you said ........(this bar man thats has come to bed eyes )............... oooooooooooooooowwwwww ( sos just had one of me moments redface

) I could never forgive me self!..........and would have to Tell Mr Debs
and i don't think he would be very pleased!
I just cannot do anything behind MR Debs back!

11 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
well i think i would make a great swinging heaven Agony Aunt lol

yeah we do to
dear naughty me and my partner have had great sex with another couple and would like to try again how do we ask this other couple to join us again redface

ermmm, askem straight out :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ok ok, so that lets me out of the agony aunt post rolleyes

ok we have spoken another sexy couple and joined there group so how do we asked them to join us biggrin

:D
so heres what I would do .................... as they seem particularly thick :twisted:
Send them a pm, so that there is no doubt as to who your attentions are focussed on

11 Jun 2005

Dear agony aunt / uncle,
I have a number of problems I am hoping you can help me with.
1) telling someone I wonna shag them, I try but the words come out all jumbled. Such as "I could so.................give you ............ a hug" Please, even if you teach me how to say "I want to suck your cock" I will be happy rolleyes

Its bloody annyoing that I just can not say it mad

If all else fail, "fancy a snog" dunno

2) Serious problem with farting after anal sex redface

I mean, whats that all about FFS :dunno: I can't help it, honest I can't surprised

ops: How can I stop it confused

:
3) My last problem for the moment. Getting my tits out in public. I need to stop. I am getting way to old and if I carry on much longer I will be lifting the bottom of my clothes up to find me knockers rather than lowering the neck :x How do I stop flashing my tits :?:
Please solve my problems.
Dawn